Aw shiggity, look who came to Cannes all boo’d up! Chris Tucker showed up to the Cannes premiere of “Killing Them Softly” with this bangin’ jawn. Very nice, riiiight? Cassie was also there. Is that Diddy’s “Promise Ring” she’s flossin’??? More shots of Diddy, Cassie’s cakes, and lots of Irina Shayk’s thigh on the flippyside.
Ron Burgundy and his team of crack news reporters are back for Anchorman 2 , and they’ve already cut a teaser that tantalizes with a glimpse of what lies ahead : More bad clothes, more cheeky one-liners, and Will Ferrell ‘s fine, fine mustache. Is “jean creamin'” the new “pants party?” Well, at least we have sub machine guns and boobies to look forward to, even if Anchorman 2 doesn’t even begin filming until 2013. Watch the trailer debut at Funny or Die . [ Funny or Die ]
The troubling disappearance of Nick Stahl into the missing-persons netherworld has a happy-ish ending: After contacting friends with news of his condition (read: alive), the actor checked himself into a rehab facility Saturday. His wife took her relief to Twitter , naturally: “Healing! Love for all. I am in recovery. But in no way do I or even should I represent recovery. I’m far to [sic] fallible. But again, I do hope that there is a silver lining to this event and I have been truly inspired to keep on keepin on. I have no more comments.” Anyway! This happened. [ E! ]
Also in Monday morning’s mostly Cannes news briefs: Samuel Goldwyn picks up Un Certain Regard debut for U.S., James Franco’s collaborator heads to premiere documentary festival, Thomas Vinterberg resurfaces in Cannes with his latest, and for those lamenting a “No-Cannes-Do” this year, the weather has been pretty abysmal. Sean Penn’s Haiti Charity Raises $2M in Cannes The weekend’s “Haiti: Carnival in Cannes” event raised over $2 million for Sean Penn’s J/P Haitian Relief Organization (J/P HRO), Paul Haggis’ Artists for Peace and Justice (APJ) and Petra Nemcova’s Happy Heart’s Fund (HHF). Guests included Gerard Butler, Diane Kruger, Jessica Chastain, Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Ewan McGregor, Jada Pinkett Smith, Tom Hardy, Robert De Niro, Sean Combs, Joshua Jackson, Michelle Rodriguez, Harvey Weinstein, Lyle Lovett (who performed 3 songs) and more. Items up for auction included a meet and greet with Bono and lunch with a Victoria’s Secret “angel.” Jim Sturgess and Susan Sarandon Tapped for The Big Shoe The Big Shoe is described as “a sexy comedic drama” directed by Steven Shainberg ( Secretary ), from a script by Shainberg and Mickey Birnbaum. The film will star Sturgess and Sarandon, who can next be seen together in Cloud Atlas . AngelWorld Entertainment (AWE), which on Saturday in Cannes announced the launch of its $150m equity fund, will finance and produce. Samuel Goldwyn Films Confirms Renoir Pick Up Directed by Gilles Bourdos, the film will have its world premiere as the closing night film of the Cannes Un Certain Regard this Friday, May 25. Based on a true story, Renoir is a love story about the famed painter, his son Jean (the famed director) and their muse. The film will be released in the U.S. in spring 2013. Content Gets Complicit The film, which will debut on Britain’s Channel 4 followed by a worldwide theatrical release, explores the moral compromises and dilemmas that underpin the war on terror, as an (British secret services) MI5 agent becomes embroiled in the torture of a suspected terrorist in order to prevent a major attack in the UK. James Franco Collaborator Douglas Gordon Set for Denmark Fest Award-winning contemporary film and video artist Douglas Gordon, who most recently featured work in James Franco’s Rebel exhibition at MOCA’s new L.A based venue, will be curating a special film series at the doc festival CPH:DOX from November 1-11 in Copenhagen. Around the ‘net… A Very Wet Scene in Cannes Thrashing wind and rain have been streaming steadily all day today after an on-and-off couple of days that haven’t been much better. And if forecasts are to be believed, there’s no sign the deluge will end before Thursday, Deadline reports . Cannes Welcomes Back Thomas Vinterberg After 14 years, Cannes has welcomed back its lost son with Jagten ( The Hunt ), which explores the territory of child sexual abuse and with its story of an innocent man almost destroyed when he is falsely accused by a small child. The Guardian reports . Palme d’Or Likely to Go to a ‘Bookworm’ It is a bookworm’s Cannes, with directors as likely to have had their noses buried in novels as dreaming up original ideas. All eyes are on Walter Salles’s adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s modern classic On the Road , which premieres Wednesday. Meanwhile, David Cronenberg’s version of Cosmopolis , based on Don DeLillo’s 2003 novel, is also one of the festival’s eagerly anticipated films, The Guardian reports .
“I can talk to absolutely anybody. But in the world of people that I would just love to sit there and be like, ‘Let me ask you this! Let me ask you this! Let me love you about this and let this audience do the same.’ I think an ultimate get for me — and we’ll never get him — Bill Murray. This is going to sound weird, but I would love to suck Bill Murray’s dick in that way that I do — not the actual dick-in-mouth version, but the verbal, ‘Oh my god, without you I wouldn’t be who I am!’ way. That’s the people I gravitate toward, who without their art I don’t think I would have gravitated toward mine.” [ Wired ]
Also in Friday morning’s news round up, The Weinstein Company picks up a pair of films (including a documentary by Bernard-Henri Lévy), Boy Toy gets a leading lady, North America is set to Sleep Tight , and more… Cannes: Cate Blanchett and Mia Wasikowska Set for Carol The project is a new adaptation of Patricia Highsmith’s novel Carol , aka The Price of Salt , directed by John Crowley. Carol follows the burgeoning relationship between two very different women in 1950s New York: One, a girl in her 20s working in a department store who dreams of a more fulfilling life, and the other, a wife trapped in a loveless, moneyed marriage desperate to break free but fearful of losing her daughter in the process. The film is being sold in Cannes by Hanway. Blade Runner Screenwriter In Talks for Ridley Scott Sequel Hampton Fancher is in talks to reunite with his Blade Runner director Ridley Scott to develop the idea for the original screenplay for the Alcon Entertainment, Scott Free, and Bud Yorkin-produced follow up to the 1982 science fiction classic. The project is intended to be a sequel to the original, taking place some years after the first film concluded. Cannes: Weinsteins Pick Up Rights to Qadaffi Doc The Oath of Tobruk The Weinstein Company has locked up U.S. rights to the documentary directed by French philosopher, journalist and filmmaker Bernard-Henri Lévy, who captured the unfolding of the war and the spontaneous popular revolt that became a revolution toppling the longtime Libyan dictator Muammar Qadaffi. The film charts the efforts of the Libyan people in their country and in major cities including Paris, London and New York; it will screen May 25 in Cannes as part of the festival’s Official Selection. Lisa Ray Joins Boy Toy Cooking with Stella actress Lisa Ray will star writer/director Craig Goodwill’s Boy Toy , which is based on the filmmaker’s award-winning short film Patch Town . It tells the story of an abandoned toy whose dream is to be reunited with his long-lost adoptive mother. The film begins shooting in November. MPI Grabs Sleep in North America Rights to the psychological thriller Sleep Tight have been picked up by MPI Media Group. The film revolves around Cesar, an apartment building doorman who keeps very close tabs on his residents’ private lives and whose only happiness comes from others’ misery. Jaume Balaguero’s movie will be released theatrically in the fall of 2012 through MPI’s genre arm, Dark Sky Films. The theatrical release will be followed VOD and DVD availability. Around the ‘net… Weinsteins Acquire French Culinary Pic Haute Cuisine TWC has acquired Christian Vincent’s French comedy Haute Cuisine from Wild Bunch. The film is based on the true story of Danièle Delpeuch, the private cook to the late French president François Mitterand. Deadline reports .
In EW’s upcoming cover interview, Magic Mike stars Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey fondly remember the moment on set when excited extras tasked with stuffing McConaughey’s man-thong with dollar bills accidentally (or not) ripped the banana hammock right off. What’s that, EW? You want me to watch a behind-the-scenes video of McConaughey striking poses while Tatum splashes around breakdancing in a pool of water? Well, fine . (To peek at Tatum stepping up to the McConaughey in said video, head here .) It took me a good while to come to terms with just how much I actually really want to see Magic Mike even though it’s about male strippers and almost nothing in real life appeals to my womanly senses less than men prancing around in g-strings. I blame it on the power of the Channing. McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, and that one guy from True Blood don’t hurt, either. So I guess I understand how these lady extras on the Magic Mike set were swept up in the moment when McConaughey and his magical abs gyrated in their faces or whatever. “Make it rain on McConaughey!” they probably thought to themselves as they scrambled, George Washingtons in hand, toward his oh-so-delicate thong. And then, snap — OOPS! Let McConaughey retell the moment in his own words: “I stayed in sequence,” he says proudly. “I went for the tuck. [Mimes covering his manhood] I went for the roll. [Mimes doing a forward roll] And I finished the dance.” Like a pro. Good advice to keep in mind, fellas. Especially you, Joey Lawrence of Blossom fame, who coincidentally, in other news, might need to start stockpiling such tips. Because, according to TMZ : Joey Lawrence is joining the Chippendales. Whoa, indeed! [ EW , TMZ ]
Dustin Lance Black spoke of his conservative Mormon upbringing when he won the 2009 Oscar for best original screenplay for Milk , and traces of that childhood are all over his most recent directorial effort Virginia , a garbled coming-of-age story and portrait of a mentally ill mother. The titular character, played by a blonde Jennifer Connelly, suffers from traumatic onset schizophrenia — she’s a fey, childlike woman who lives alone with her protective teenage son Emmett (Harrison Gilbertson) and has been carrying on a decades-long affair with the town sheriff Dick Tipton (Ed Harris), a devout Mormon who’s married with kids. The beautiful, unstable Virginia grew up in foster care and has been treated badly by men all her life, and her relationship with the sheriff may be the kindest and most stable she’s had, but it’s also a secret (though everyone in their Virginia beach town seems to know about it). That is a problem when he decides to run for state senate and his crazy mistress becomes a potential liability — his need to break things off on top of a diagnosis of lung cancer she decides to ignore unbalances Virginia and sets a string of events in motion that lead to dramatic scene promised in the film’s introduction. The film tends to treat Virginia like a tragic heroine of a vintage melodrama, uncomfortably romanticizing her mental fragility right from that opening scene, which irises out on her being carried from a house surrounded by policemen. “It wasn’t just me, everybody I know in town wants out,” she intones in one of her dueling voiceovers with her son, outlining her longing to head somewhere new — to get a fresh start in San Francisco, a plan she talks about but seems unsure how to make headway on. It’s one of the many themes the film raises and then lets drift away for a while — Virginia is so scattershot it feels like it’s a vehicle created to loosely hold a group of ideas rather than function as anything coherent. Take Emmett’s romance with Jessie (Emma Roberts), Sheriff Tipton’s daughter and the only girl who’s nice to him. Jessie’s forbidden to him not just due to her religious convictions and their class differences, but because she might be his half-sister — who exactly fathered Emmett remains a mystery. But a biology class lesson about detached earlobes is enough to have him convinced they’re in the clear, and after that it’s dropped in favor of their talking about religion, which also then fades away. Virginia sublimates the lung cancer she refuses to acknowledge into a hysterical pregnancy (after an aside that suggests Tipton couldn’t impregnate her in the first place because he keeps his temple garments on when dallying with her, getting his jollies through non-nudity requiring means). He pays her off, anyway, using campaign money, until he stops with apparently little consequence. Black recut his film after a poorly received premiere at the 2010 Toronto Film Festival, where it went out under the title What’s Wrong With Virginia . Having not seen the initial cut, I can’t speak to its coherence, but if this represents a clarification, it must have been muddy indeed. Tonally, the film goes from lushly fanciful, with its twinkling score and shots of the waterfront amusement part at night, to campy, with Virginia stuffing clothes down her pantyhose to fake a belly bump in order to inform everyone in town she’s bearing Sheriff Tipton’s baby. It’s unhurried enough to have the feel of a 45 that’s being played at 33 1/3 rpm, drowsing without giving a sense of how much time is passing. Tipton is a hypocrite who does some awful things as the film goes on (“This life is a grain of sand in time and it’s the next life that counts — then we’ll all be together,” he says to Virginia when he ends things with her, a line lifted from Black’s own childhood and a truly shit, sanctimonious thing to say to someone you’re abandoning). The film’s other glances toward Mormonism, including a visit from two young missionaries, are more kitschy, seemingly there more to make it clear that Tipton’s not representative of the entire religion than for any particular purpose. Faith becomes another of the film’s unemulsified ingredients. Virginia does feature a strong performance from Connelly, who’s vulnerable and appealing while still being genuinely and alarmingly unpredictable. It cuts through some of the film’s milky portrayal of the character as a beautiful martyr — Virginia shows that she’s smarter than many think, and that she does have some agency and awareness, tucked away in her airy house full of colored glass bottles. With its imagery of amusement park rides and idle seasonal jobs, Atlantic City weddings and thwarted small-town robberies, Virginia is like a box full of someone’s long ago summer vacation keepsakes: pretty, but representative of memories and meaning no one else will be able to grasp. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
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Snow The Bluff Movie Trailer And Creator Curtis Snow Shows Neck Cut This movie and this interview on the next page with the creator… is absolutely nuts!