Remember when we showed you 15 hilariously inappropriate license plates ? Well, we’re back with EVEN MORE hilariously inappropriate license plates! Why? Because some vanity license plates are well thought out and clever. And wonders never cease when it comes to what people put on the back of their cars. Many plates are clearly meant to be a joke, but others make you pause and wonder if the person who picked it has any idea what he or she has just done. (Nope.) We have to hand it to our fellow Americans, though. Their idiocy is our gain! Commutes are certainly funnier as a result… as long as you get the joke. They are joking, right? 27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates 1. Eat The Kids First Somewhere Jonathan Swift is slapping his forehead. “A Modest Proposal” wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.
For those of you who have yet to binge-watch Orange is the New Black season two ( What are you waiting for?! ) Laura Prepon’s Alex Vause makes only a couple brief appearances throughout the 13-episode run. That’s not exactly a spoiler as we knew Prepon planned to quit OITNB after the first season (allegedly as a result of her Scientologist beliefs), before eventually agreeing to come back for a few episodes in order to wrap up her character’s storyline. Laura Prepon Talks Orange is the New Black While the second season of the acclaimed series has proven to be just as riveting and gut-bustingly funny as the first, the absence of wild card Alex has left a noticeable void in Litchfield. Fortunately, in an interview with Today this morning, Prepon stated that she’ll return as a series regular for the already-confirmed third season of OITNB: “Netflix doesn’t do the standard contract of blocking you off for a few years,” said Prepon. So I had a conflict come up. It’s been handled and we’ve started season three and I’m in every episode!” She added, “I’m so bummed I wasn’t in season two more…But season three, we’re already shooting and it’s going to be awesome!” No word on whether that conflict had anything to do with Prepon dating Tom Cruise . Anyway, for more of Prepon’s sexy drug smuggler you can watch Orange is the New Black online at TV Fanatic. And be sure to check out our list of OITNB actresses who look completely different in real life. Prepon’s not the only one who really disappears into her role: Orange is the New Black Stars in Real Life! 1. Orange is the New Black: Crazy Eyes Uzo Aduba as Crazy Eyes on Orange is the New Black. The second season of the acclaimed Netflix series premiered June 6th.
Brittny Gastineau sure has a nasty black eye from someone or something. The longtime best pal of Kim Kardashian was out and about last night, showing up at not one but two paparazzi hot spots looking to show it off. Bizarre, unless you’re trying to get publicity. Then mission accomplished! Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Brittny Gastineau showed up at Craig’s restaurant in West Hollywood Tuesday. She went there with her mom, who told photographers cryptically: “You know … Angels, when they hit earth, it hurts a lot.” They did not elaborate, but Brittny, who hooked up with David Blaine at Kim’s wedding, also went to Mr. Chow – another place to be seen – just hours earlier. Bottom line: No one eats two dinners. Especially Brittny Gastineau, unless you’re talking about per week. She just wants to make sure she’s photographed. But why? Perhaps the truth will be revealed. Or not. Stay tuned. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Pics 1. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Pic Brittney Gastineau shows off a big black eye without elaboration, yet making sure everyone stops to look at it by hitting up a Hollywood hot spot.
Ben Affleck was banned from a Vegas casino last month, and rather than taking the incident as a sign that he should change his ways, Ben has reportedly begun gambling more than, and it seems his addiction may soon cost him his marriage. Affleck is filming Batman vs. Superman in Michigan at the moment and sources say the Oscar winner has been spending the vast majority of his free time in the casinos of nearby Windsor, Ontario. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: Fighting Over His Gambling? One Windsor resident tells Star magazine that Ben’s gambling is so problematic that he’s unwelcome at most betting tables: “Ben walked in and went straight to the card games. He sat down and played for about 20 minutes before security heard he was there. They made the dealers stop what they were doing and asked him to leave. Ben seemed pretty mad.” Insiders close to his family say it’s not just casino workers who are fed up with Ben: According to Star , Jennifer Garner had originally planned to join Ben in Michigan for the summer, but had a change of heart upon receiving news of his most recent relapse. “Jen canceled her trip,” says a source. “She doesn’t want to be Ben’s enabler or babysitter. She was absolutely mortified about the Las Vegas incident, and everything has really gone downhill since then.” Here’s hoping Ben gets his act together ASAP. No one wants to see a Batman who had to pawn his utility belt.
Jesse Cottle and his wife Kelly recently posted what they believed to be an everyday photo of themselves to Facebook: The San Diego residents were posing with family members for some beach-based pictures when Cottle took off off his prosthetic legs and jumped on Kelly’s back so she could carry him in to the water. Jesse, a former Marine, lost both his legs after stepping on an IED in Afghanistan in 2009 and this is a simply how he has to move around sometimes. He and Kelly met while he was recovering and they got married last year. And they thought little of the above image when putting it online… only to watch the hits and comments continue to climb on an hourly basis. “Everything just kept skyrocketing,” Jesse told 10 News of the social media reaction. “And we were just astounded.” Kelly often carries her husband on the beach because the sand causes problems for his prosthetics. “It doesn’t matter how heavy he is,” she said. “It just makes me thankful, more than anything, that I am able to share these moments with Jesse and that he is still here.” Jesse and Kelly shared their story last week on Good Morning America, leading to an even bigger fan base and, Jesse hopes, a lesson that many other men can take with them. “We both believe that the husband – he’s the man – he’s the head of the household, but it’s also perfectly okay for the ladies to kind of support the man and carry the man both physically and figuratively.” 21 AWWW-Inspiring Marriage Proposals 1. Man Falls Off Building, Proposes This man is willing to die for love. Sort of. Watch his unparalleled proposal now.
The driver of of a truck who fell asleep at the wheel on the New Jersey Turnpike early Saturday morning has been charged with one count of vehicular homicide and four counts of assault by motor vehicle. Kevin Roper, a 35-year old resident of Georgia, plowed into a limo bus carrying Tracy Morgan and multiple other passengers, the Middlesex County Prosecutor’s Office has confirmed via statement. The resulting accident has left Morgan in critical condition and killed comedian James McNair, one of Morgan’s good friends and mentors. “He’s not in good shape,” Morgan’s ex-wife Sabina Morgan told The Daily News. “I’m traumatized. I’m so upset. I can’t believe it. It’s like I’m in a nightmare.” Bail for Roper has been set at $50,000. The mother of three of Morgan’s children said the 30 Rock actor suffered a broken leg and was lying unconscious at Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital in New Brunswick this morning. Morgan and his party were returning from a gig in Delaware when a tractor-trailer driving northbound in the center lane cut to the left at the last second to avoid traffic. It collided with Morgan’s limo, which was overturned and which then hit another tractor-trailer; in all, six cars were involved in the fatal mishap. Tracy and another passenger were airlifted from the scene to the hospital. Thoughts and prayers for Morgan have been pouring out via Twitter throughout the day. “Sending prayers to Tracy Morgan and all involved in the accident!! We never know what can happen at anytime!” Diddy wrote, while Russell Simmons added: “Prayers to all of those involved in the car crash this morning. Stay strong Tracy Morgan. We love you.”
It’s not hard to see how Game of Thrones became the most-watched show in HBO’s history . The series really has something for everyone: love stories for women (if you can ignore the incest part), uber-gory battles for men (sadistic dudes, in particular)…heck, it even has dragons for young children! (We kid!) But for all the praise heaped upon author George RR Martin and showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, the show’s casting department has gone woefully unnoticed. After all, these are the folks who have not only presented us with the one part of the show you can enjoy on pause, they’re also responsible for what might be the most intensely debated issue amongst fans: who’s the hottest woman in Westeros?! 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones 13. Shae It’s not hard to see what Tyrion sees in Shae. She’s a lover in a world full of fighters…and she’s got at what she does. Check out our rankings above and tell us how wrong we are in the comments. Are you a traditionalist who thinks the Mother of Dragons is the hottest thing going? (Pun intended.) Or are you more into the badass chicks like Osha, Ygritte…or even Brienne? (In order to fully appreciate the Maid of Tarth you’ve gotta check out our list of Game of Thrones characters who look completely different in real life ). Hey, maybe the grandmotherly Olenna Tyrell floats your boat! We’re not here to judge! Whatever your pleasure, like the show itself, the women of Game of Thrones offer something for every taste. Just watch out for those Wildling gals. They’ll give you the Unsullied treatment in your sleep, if ya know what we mean. Game of Thrones Characters In Real Life 1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth.
Ray was a nobody until he starred in the Kim Kardashian sex tape . Jonathan Cheban was a publicist with no one to publicize until he began to hang with Kris Jenner and her children. Blac Chyna was a failed stripper until she snapped some pics with Kim. And Scott Disick was just some loser from Long Island until he got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant . But time, tripods and Instagram photos can change a lot. These people have seen their lives transformed merely by being spotted in public with Reality TV’s First Family. Heck, Disick has gone from being a loser in Long Island to being a loser in Los Angeles! Click around below and get to know the folks who have advanced from the Z List to the Q List, all thanks to a relationship with others who also have no particular talent. It’s sadly how the world works these days… 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians 1. Jonathan Cheban Jonathan Cheban has been a publicist for years. But only by publicizing his friendship with the Kardashians has he become known.
Cats are taking over the Internet. This has been the case for years now, we know, but the last few weeks have given us a cat who plays Jenga and a cat who saves the life of a boy being attacked by a dog. Also, cats who keep the beat to Lil Jon’s “Turn Down for What.” Now, we present cats creating their own version of Ariana Grande’s smash hit, “Problem.” The lyrics have been changed in the most purr-fect of ways, making this a must-listen for pet lovers around the globe. Enjoy! Kitten Remix “Problem” It doesn’t get much cuter than that… … or does it?!? Have you seen these feline selfie?!? 15 Crazy Cat Selfies 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’?
Lisa Rinna channeled her inner Britney on ABC’s new reality show, Sing Your Face Off, belting out Spears’ 1999 smash hit “Baby One More Time.” Rocking Brit’s vintage pigtails, plaid skirt and belly-bearing collared shirt, the 50-year-old actress went all in, even mirroring the original choreography. Hot? Not? You decide: Lisa Rinna as Britney Spears – Baby One More Time The judges were more on the side of not. Debbie Gibson, Darrell Hammond and RuPaul gave her the lowest score of the night on the show, which apparently exists. Nevertheless, Lisa was pleased wit her effort. “It is a nonstop process for only five days, which is not a long time,” Rinna said . “I knew I just had to throw myself into it and cram like I was cramming for finals.” “I just went for it and I knew I would have to go hard or go home. You can’t just dip your toe into the water. You have to dive in or you will crash and burn.” “I had a blast doing it. She’s a great dancer and it was really challenging to become her,” she went on, noting that as an artist, “Britney is so specific.” “She’s an amazing performer, and when you really break someone down like Britney, she’s technical and does certain things with her voice that are very difficult.” Maybe that’s why you always see Britney Spears lip-syncing these days. Even she can’t pull off the Spears of old anymore ( Britney bikini photos aside). 17 Head-Scratching Britney Spears Live Moments 1. Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction Britney Spears suffers a wardrobe malfunction in Las Vegas during her “Piece of Me” show. Check this out!
