Selena Gomez may finally be getting over Justin Bieber , but Justin Bieber may finally be getting over his own unhealthy habit: The ingesting of Sizzurp. According to TMZ sources, the singer has stopped drinking this substance, which is typically a cocktail of codeine and some kind of soda such as Sprite. Throughout the second half of 2013 and early 2014, Bieber could often be spotted – in plain sight of cameras, even – with styrofoam double cups in his hand. And back when the Sheriff’s Department searched Justin’s Calabasas home, they found multiple empty codeine bottles scattered around the residence. But TMZ states that Bieber is all about getting into shape these days… and it’s pretty darn tough to work out while high on Sizzurp. Bieber has also been spending more time with Scooter Braun and his mother, both of whom are considered positive influences on the artist. Does this mean he’s making a true effort to stop acting like such a moron? Let’s hope so. Although Bieber still must stop acting like a spoiled jerk each time a fan wants to take a photograph . Justin Bieber Instagram Photos 1. The Biebs on Instagram Justin Bieber posted this photo on “Instagram.” He included with it a simple, one-word caption of “Night.”
Talk about a demotion! What’s Peggy doing chasing down customers in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant? Oh, just demonstrating the pluck and ambition necessary for a woman to climb the corporate ladder in 1969 (or today, for that matter). As usual, of course, her male colleagues (even the ones who work beneath her) aren’t struggling quite so hard. Watch Mad Men Season 7 Episode 6 Online While Peggy burns the midnight oil, Pete joins the Mile High Club , then swoops into the NYC office to inform Peggy that despite the fact that Burger Chef has been her baby from day one, she won’t be allowed to pitch her campaign idea to the client. That honor, of course, will go to her disgraced but still imposing former boss, Don Draper. Clinging desperately to her dignity, Peggy presents the idea to Don as her own and demotes herself to the “voice of moms.” Don is naturally thrilled to be back in the driver’s seat and immediately begins suggesting changes to Peggy’s campaign. Peggy leaves his office cast down and defeated, only to be confronted by yet another reminder that for all of her accomplishments, she’ll never be Don… Megan is apparently back in NYC (so that’s why Don was tidying up the apartment!) and not only is she a living symbol of the fact that Peggy is chronically unlucky in love, in what’s meant to pass as a compliment, Megan suggests that maybe, just maybe one day Peggy will be as good as Don. Little does Mrs. Draper know, Don continues to have considerable career troubles of his own. A brief exchange between Cutler and Roger indicates that Don’s return to SC&P may be a short-lived triumph. As Peggy’s difficulties indicate, the 1960s weren’t easy for career women. Ya know who those years were also tough on? Gay men! (Also minorities, immigrants, the lower classes…pretty much anyone who didn’t look and live an awful lot like Don Draper.) But despite the prejudice that he’s faced since starting at SC&P, Bob Benson is making progress in Detroit, and it seems his sexual orientation (and his discretion) may actually be helping get ahead at GM. Bob bails out an exec who was busted “fellating an undercover officer” and learns that while SC&P is soon to lose their beloved car account, Bob himself may have a bright future with Buick. Speaking of unexpected surprises: is Pete Campbell actually showing a human side and attempting to bond with his daughter?! Well he’s certainly trying, but like all of Pete’s best laid plans, this one doesn’t pan out quite as he’d expected, Not only does Pete scare little Tammy off with his creepy over-parenting, he unleashes a beer-drunk tirade on his soon-to-be-ex-wife before trashing his daughter’s birthday cake. Oh, and while doing all this, he may have ruined his new relationship. Way to go, Pete! Pete’s former rival “Uncle Bob,” is a far more popular presence around Joan’s house, where he’s taken up the role Roger wishes he was playing as her son’s father figure. Unexpectedly, Bob proposes to the bombshell-turned-single-mom for the sake of his career. Less surprisingly, she shoots him down. Fortunately, one platonic couple is faring much better. After months of feuding, a late night heart-to-heart and an appropriate Sinatra ditty put Don and Peggy back on good terms. (Downside: their reunion scene certainly won’t help squash rumors that Jon Hamm and Elisabeth Moss are dating in real life.) Don may have intentionally undermined Peggy’s confidence with regard to Burger Chef, but the Don-Peggy slow dance is so damn heartwarming, we actually believe one tender moment can heal some pretty some pretty deep Draper-inflicted wounds. What’s far less believable is the idea of the other partners accepting Harry Crane as one of their own. Yes, Harry rises to the top, while Peggy continues to toil away with relatively little recognition. Such was the sad state of working women in the 60s. In “The Strategy,” The ease with which men like Don and Pete breeze through life is contrasted with the constant struggles faced by Peggy and Joan in a way that reminds us of everything that those women have overcome and gives added meaning to Peggy’s emotional re-working of her Burger Chef pitch. When Peggy talks about the need for “an answer to a crisis” in the same breath that she mentions the draft for the Vietnam War, it’s safe to say she’s talking about far more than the convenience of a fast food chain. But despite the turmoil of the late 60s, the shake-ups at SC&P and the uncertain personal lives of Don, Pete and Peggy, the episode’s concluding shot of the three lonely hearts who have been at the center of this series from day one seems to suggest that somehow, everything will be okay. Watch Mad Men online at TV Fanatic to enjoy seven seasons’ worth of unexpectedly moving moments. 9 Memorable Mad Men Moments 1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um…didn’t end well for him.
Aundrea Fimbres has good news and bad news. The good news, personally? She’s engaged. The bad news, for fans of Danity Kane? She will therefore be leaving the group. “I can tell you that two dreams of mine [have] been to be a singer and be on stage like this and to have a family,” Fimbres told the audience at a show in San Francisco last week. “Well, in a couple months, that’s all coming true. I’m about to get married and I have this beautiful new little girl with me.” She then introduced her future step-daughter. The artist then explained what this will mean for her career. “I’ve gotten to do some amazing things with Danity Kane, but it’s time for me to start the next chapter in my life. So I thank you guys from the bottom of my heart…I love you so much.” Danity Kane, will continue to “kill it” in her absence, Aundrea assured the crowd. Remaining members in the group founded by Diddy on MTV’s Making the Band now include Shannon Bex, Aubrey O’Day and Dawn Richard. Danity Kane’s 13-date domestic tour resumed yesterday and continues through early June.
They say actions speak louder than words. So even though everything involved in the Solange-Jay Z elevator altercation from a few weeks ago released a joint statement on Friday that said they “love each other” and have put the incident behind them, the following photo may serve as even better proof that all is very much well between relatives. The image is of Beyonce and Solange in New Orleans and it was posted the the former’s Instagram page yesterday. A woman of few words, Beyonce simply wrote “New Orleans May17th 2014” as a caption to the shot of Solange with her arm placed around Beyonce’s neck. Both sisters look perfectly relaxed and happy, don’t they? Solange was in a different mood on May 5 when she violently attacked Jay Z in the elevator of The Grand Hotel. The confrontation took place during a MET Gala Ball after-party and even prompted some Jay Z-Beyonce divorce talk after Queen B allegedly had her wedding ring tattoo removed . But Solange and Beyonce have both since added a bunch of new Instagram photos of each other online – and that was prior to the latest one above – as they attempt to publicly quell their beef. What caused this Solange breakdown ? It remains unclear. But the Internet has a few theories… Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Why Did it Happen? 1. Solange Has a Drinking Problem Many have pointed out that the fight took place at the end of a very long night of partying, and Solange may have been drunk at the time of the event. Reactions from those around her suggest this sort of thing happens often.
She can sing. She can play the ukulele. She can crack us up with New Girl quotes on her hilarious Fox sitcom. But, in the end, Zooey Deschanel is just like the rest of us. The actress wakes up on Saturday mornings with no makeup on, with her hair a mess and with some cute pajamas adorning her body. How do we know? Because she posted the following picture to Instagram this weekend: Good morning! #nomakeup #nofilter, Deschanel wrote as a simple caption. We love it! It’s always admirable when stars show the world their “real side,” as Kim Kardashian , Bethenny Frankel, Lorde, Demi Lovato and many others do here: 41 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous 1. Lorde Without Makeup Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream!
The Michael Sam reality show has been indefinitely placed on hold. The former Missouri defensive end and SEC Defensive Player of the Year became the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL this month. A few days ago, he announced that he had signed on for a series with OWN that would chronicle his journey to making the team. It was a move met with criticism by those who cited Sam himself as saying he wanted to be known as just a football player, not a gay football player – and how many seventh round draft picks star in reality shows? Now, following an admission by the St. Louis Rams that they were unaware of Sam’s deal with OWN prior to choosing him and were afraid he could become a “distraction,” Sam has pulled out of the series. “After today’s meeting with the Rams, we collectively feel it is best to postpone the project,” Sam’s agent said in a statement. “This will allow for Michael to have a total focus on football, and will ensure no distractions to his teammates. “Everybody involved remains committed to this project and understands its historical importance as well as its positive message.” Michael Sam Drafted by St. Louis Rams
Are you ready to feel like a rocket scientist? Have we got a gallery for you. As it just so happens, there’s exactly ZERO limits on the dumb things people will ask on the Internet. Anonymously or otherwise. Happening upon these dumb Yahoo questions has two effects: You feel REALLY, REALLY smart You lose all faith in humanity because how can people be this dumb!?!? But alas, they are. They ARE this dumb and they walk among us! GASP! They’re like tiny little intelligence leeches that steal our smarts one dumb question at a time. And yes, Virginia, there are such things as dumb questions. Check out these 19 Yahoo questions that will make you question humanity, yet pat yourself on the back because no matter what stupid thing you’ve said in your life, you’re not this dumb. Probably. 19 Yahoo Questions To Make You Question Humanity 1. Canadian Birds? Are Those a Thing? There are no birds in Canada, you guys. Because the CANADIAN GEESE have all flown south to terrorize the rest of the continent.
Earlier this week, a man used a trampoline to complete one of the most ridiculous trick dunks in human history. But that’s only the second most impressive sports accomplishment of the past few days. In the following video, we meet Gary Haynes, a Texas high schooler who is blowing up online for footage that depicts him throwing a 40-yard pass… to HIMSELF! The teenager insists the hard-to-believe feat is real, as he pulls it off twice in the video below. Will such speed earn Haynes a college scholarship? He hopes so. For now, though, it’s at least earned him a spot in the THG Holy $hit Hall of Fame. Watch now: High Schooler Catches Own 40-Yard Pass
Miley Cyrus is not in a joking mode or a drinking mood today. The singer, who believes her knee looks like Seth Rogen and who got wasted with her mom earlier in the week, just penned a lengthy note on Twitter in which she described her very depressed state, blaming it on the death of her dog Floyd. “I keep asking why would the world take my sweet boy from me?” Cyrus wrote. “I’m just a baby myself…I depend on my mother still. She is the one at the end of the day I want to hold me when I’m sad, scared, lonely. Her one job in this world is to eel me out of harms way… “I was Floyd’s mommy. I don’t know when the regret and the guilt will fade. I don’t know if it ever will.” Floyd was killed by a coyote a few weeks ago and Miley has been publicly mourning ever since. She even sang to a statue of Floyd during a concert in Brooklyn not long after his passing. “I feel like I let my boy down,” Cyrus continued via Twitter. “My job was to protect him and I’m not a person that takes failure lightly…Today is one of those days where I can’t open the curtains to see the sun…open the windows to hear the world going on around me because to be honest I hate the fact that the world’s still spinning. “I want it to stop…I want everyone’s heart to break the way my heart is breaking.” Cyrus is in Ireland today as part of her Bangerz tour. But it’s a day off and she earlier wrote that she’s “sad and cranky” when not performing. “No matter how much I cry or beg of ‘god’ to wake me up from this nightmare, it is what it is (at least that’s what everyone keeps reminding me),” Miley concluded. “There’s no waking up from reality so today I am being a helplessly hopeless human & I’m ok with that.” Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.
So you might have failed a time or two, or 10, in your life, but on the bright side, at least you’re not one of THESE PEOPLE. Probably. If you are, well, that’s unfortunate. But hilarious (for us)! These people are the kind who can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. They attempt daring acts of stupidity and fall miserably short in the process. And don’t get us started on what, exactly, makes using escalators to get around so. incredibly. difficult. Like, laugh until you cry levels of difficult. Here are 15 fails to make you feel better about yourself: 15 Fails to Make You Laugh Until You Cry 1. Going Up This is what happens when you try to sherpa your belongings up an escalator.
