Note to Harry Styles: Run and hide. Mark Wahlberg was a guest on Conan this week and acknowledged that, yes, his kids are excited to see him in Transformers 4 . But his daughters are sort of over their father being a movie star these days and are totally focused on One Direction instead, Harry Styles in particular. So how does Wahlberg plan on solving this problem? Simple: invite the group to a red carpet premiere. Lure Styles to him… and then punch the “prick” in the face. Watch him hilariously explain the scheme now: Mark Wahlberg to Conan: I Will Punch Harry Styles!
Thank you, Internet. A new Tumblr has popped up that is all about combining images of Louis C.K. with CK One ads. Really, how did no one think of this sooner?!? The top video is a fake commercial for a fake perfume that uses the comedian’s promo for his 2013 HBO stand-up special and makes it look like he really is shilling for Louis C.K. One. We have no idea what that fragance would smell like, but we’re pretty sure it would be hilarious. Louis C.K. Fragrance Spoof: Hilarious! And while we’re on the topic of Louis C.K., here are two bits from the comedian that still make us crack up: Louis C.K. on Late Night Louis C.K. on Conan
It may have just turned 2014, but apparently Jon Gosselin thinks it’s still 2011. For whatever reason, the former reality star has gone off on ex-wife Kate Gosselin on multiple occasions over the past few days. First, he called Kate an asshole during an interview with Philadelphia Magazine. Now, he’s gone off to In Touch Weekly, blasting Kate for exploiting their children via television and social media. “She uses them as her props,” Jon tells the tabloid of Kate and their kids. “It’s a problem for her that she can’t afford our old lifestyle anymore. It’s so unfair to them. “I work really hard to keep my kids safe and then she just goes and tweets about them all the time. I don’t have a Twitter anymore and even when I did, I never tweeted about my kids. I kept their lives private.” This, of course, is a debate that’s been ongoing between the Gosselins for years. In November, Kate responded to similar accusations from her ex – that she’s a bad parent, basically – by saying all eight of their children are doing great across the board. Jon – who, of course, will next be seen on Couples Therapy with girlfriend Liz Janetta – says he egrets letting Discovery Health and TLC film his family from 2005 to 2011. “I don’t think being on TV is good for kids. A lot of them do not want to film and they come to me and tell me that,” he says “It’s upsetting and I think it’s embarrassing for them. They are enjoying having an ordinary childhood.” That’s likely true. But know what else is bad for your kids? Trashing their mother in public.
We are just over two months away from the return of cat fights, backstabbing and totally scripted episodes on a weekly basis… Big Apple style! The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 premieres on March 11 with a new cast member (Kristen Taekman) and with far less of an old cast member: LuAnn de Lesseps has been demoted to recurring status. Yes, she’ll still appear. But, no, she isn’t included in the following cast photo alongside Taekman, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Heather Thomson, Carole Radziwill , Aviva Drescher. The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Preview As for what fans can actually expect from fresh installments? Scroll down and check out the trailer now: The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Preview
Prepare yourselves for an extra special story about a cat and a dog. A couple weeks ago, we reported on a feline who adopted a pit bull and helped nurse it back to health. Now, we’re very proud to present Ruth the cat and Idgie the dachshund. They were found abandoned at the end of a driveway in Florida last October and Ruth is partially paralyzed; she gets around by dragging her body with her front paws. And they’re best friends. The animals have been adopted by Hollywood Houndz Boutique & Spa, where owner Jacqueline Borum says they get endless attention. “We’ve seen friendships between dogs and cats before, but never anything like this. Idgie would take a bullet for that cat,” says Borum in the following video, which chronicles this unexpected bond: Abandoned Dog Bonds with Cat
Chris Brown appeared today inside a D.C. courtroom and – good news! – he didn’t punch anyone inside. But in even more surprising news, the singer did reject a plea bargain in conjunction with assault charges he faces after an October confrontation . According to TMZ sources, the prosecutor told a judge that he had offered Brown a deal that would have reduced the charge to simple assault… but the artist’s attorney turned it down. It’s unknown why at this time, but it is believed that Brown’s lawyer has not yet been given surveillance footage from the night in question. It allegedly depicts Brown getting into it with a man outside the W hotel around 4:30 a.m. on October 27. The incident started when Brown posed for a picture with a female and then two individuals rushed in to be included in the frame. From there, details remain sketchy, but Brown supposedly dropped a gay slur – and then dropped one of the men to the ground with a broken nose. Geragos is apparently waiting to see the video footage before agreeing to any deal. And we’re hoping to never see Brown and Karrueche Tran pose like this again.
Well done, Unnamed Mother. In a case of seemingly well-deserved public shaming, a parent has forced her daughter to pose for a photo on Facebook while holding a sign that says she’s been acting as a cyber bully. As punishment, the young lady is being forced to sell her iPod and give the money to the charity Beat Bullying. Why must she do so? Because bullying is wrong , as the message below reads. What do you think of this punishment? How does it compare to another mother taking away her child’s One Direction tickets because the daughter acted like a trollop ?
Is the Kim Kardashian bikini body actually back? It certainly seemed that way after the reality star posted a pair of photos to Instagram this week, both of which were snapped at the gym and depicted Kim standing alongside Blac Chyna in a sports bra. Relive the cleavage and butt-based images for yourself now: Kim Kardashian Booty Pics But some critics are now calling BS on Kim. They have analyzed the images, compared Kim’s waist to the door frame behind her and determined the pictures were digitally altered. Is there Photoshop at work here? Is it possible for Kardashian to have shed all the baby weight and more in just a few months? As explained and depicted in the following video, a rep for the celebrity has denied the allegation, but we’ll leave it to readers to figure out for themselves: Kim Kardashian Denies Photoshopping Twit Pics
Yesterday, during an interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo, Dennis Rodman flipped out over questions regarding his latest trip to North Korea. The ex-basketball star came across like he was cutting a promo for the WWE in defending his visit to Pyongyang for Kim Jong Un’s 31st birthday today. Now, however, Rodman is the one on the receiving end of someone else’s venom. And rightfully so, many would argue. Dennis Rodman GOES OFF in Defense of North Korea Trip The question that set Rodman off was about Kenneth Bae, an American sentenced to 15 years in a labor camp by the North Korean government because he allegedly committed “hostile acts” while running a tour operation in that country. Those acts have never been explained and Bae’s imprisonment is considered a prime example of the human rights violations enacted on a constant basis by Kim Jong Un and company. “There is no diplomacy, only games, and at my brother’s expense,” Bae’s sister, Terri Chung, said in a statement released by the family a day after Rodman hinted that Bae got what he deserved. She added that she was stunned by Rodman’s rant, especially his vague references to Bae having committed a crime. “I’m not sure where he’s getting his information and I’m not sure how much credence I would give to his outburst,” Chung said. Rodman is in North Korea to play a basketball game for the country’s leader and Associated Press photos have caught him bowing before the dictator. “Dennis Rodman could do a lot of good by advocating for Kenneth to Kim Jong Un, but instead he has decided to hurl outrageous accusations at my brother, insinuating that Kenneth has done something sinister,” Chung said in her statement. Bill Richardson, a former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, agrees. He tells CNN: “I think Dennis Rodman crossed a line… by implying that Kenneth Bae might be guilty, by suggesting that there was a crime.”
As previously reported, Honey Boo Boo and her family were involved in a car accident on Tuesday. What, exactly, went down? What put so many members of this reality show family in the hospital? A 911 call placed by a witness to the crash has been released and it features a woman telling the operator to send assistance to a Lowe’s in Milledgeville, Georgia. Fortunately, neither Honey Boo Boo, Mama June, Sugar Bear nor Pumpkin were seriously injured in the wreck. But take a listen to the recording below and get an idea of how catastrophe was avoided: Honey Boo Boo 911 Call
