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Katy Perry Is Busting Out For The Kids

Here’s newly single Katy Perry showing off her massive cleavage at the Nickelodeon’s 26th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards. I’m not sure if that is the most appropriate outfit for children to see, but I bet some boys are going to feel something a little different when she pops on the TV screen. I know I feel something a little different when viewing these photos. Yes, I’ve got throbbing headache in my little head and it feels real good.

Cara Delevingne Strips for i-D Magazine of the Day

This is an awesom video of model Cara Delevingne, who is making a lot of noise as the next big thing in modeling, for those of you who live in a fucking trailer park and masturbate all day, thanks to food stamps subsidizing your life….and I’m a total fucking fan…especially when shot in video for a trendy fashion magazine like i-D…doing a striptease…making sex faces…looking like a ravaged, battered, drugged up hooker…the way I like em… She’s good….

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Daniella Monet is Steppin’ Up to the Instagram Gates of the Day

Daniella Monet is the supporting actress on the Nickelodeon hit Victorious….If you’re not a total fucking pervert who watches Nickelodeon, or a father of tween girls who is forced to watch Victorious, you probably don’t know who she is and you have probably not masturbated to her because anything is better than having sex with your wife…. Well, she’s 24, she’s a vegan, she’s got a very G-Rated career, but like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez….that shit’s starting to turn south, in a good way….cuz selfies in workout cloths, like sports bras are the gateway to nudes, and nudes are the gateway to more “adult roles”….and more adult roles means threesomes in Spring Breakers….so let’s all encourage her to get to where she needs to be….fuck Nickelodeon, get naked, you big faced angel.

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Jennette McCurdy Twitter Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is my internet girlfriend…I try to sext her on twitter sometimes…she always ignores me…but I think she’s just playing hard to get…and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…cuz the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love….at least with street hookers…because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns upon me bringing them home with me…. She’s a country pop star…she’s on Nickelodeon tv shows….she’s a recipe for disaster at the tender age of 20….you know one of those falling off hard when people forget she exists…but for now she’s lovely and posing in her bikini for the internet…which I think makes her perfect….or at least on the right track…

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Victoria Justice Spanks Ariana Grande

OK all you perverts, since I’m guessing your court order prevents you from watching Nickelodeon, here’s what you missed the other day: Victoria Justice giving a spanking to her co-star Ariana Grande . Don’t know about you, but I like to think these two spent hours in their dressing room rehearsing this scene. You can really tell all the practice paid off. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Amazing Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Are A Let Down Victoria Justice Needs A Napkin Victoria Justice Is Maturing Nicely

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Victoria Justice Is Stunning In Red

As much as I think Victoria Justice is one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, I think it’s time that she gives up the Nickelodeon/Disney crap and start shooting revealing self-mirror photos and “accidentally” leaking them on Twitter. I don’t know how much longer I can keep loving her without her giving me something sexy to work with. Anyway, here she is at Nickelodeon’s 2012 TeenNick HALO Awards.

Victoria Justice Is Stunning In Red

As much as I think Victoria Justice is one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, I think it’s time that she gives up the Nickelodeon/Disney crap and start shooting revealing self-mirror photos and “accidentally” leaking them on Twitter. I don’t know how much longer I can keep loving her without her giving me something sexy to work with. Anyway, here she is at Nickelodeon’s 2012 TeenNick HALO Awards.

Chicago High School Student Gunned Down Leaving School

Chicago’s “cruel summer” has come to an end, but now that it’s fall, the homicides are still piling up. One of the latest victims of the incessant gun violence is Terrence Wright, a high school student who was shot and killed as he was leaving school, Friday (Oct. 19)… Continue

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Obama Beats Mittens Azz In Kiddie Online Election!

Too bad Mittens snubbed the kiddie town hall …he may have gotten more votes! Mitt can’t even fool the “little people” today! According to The Grio : It’s a landslide for President Barack Obama — at least among people too young to vote. Nickelodeon’s Linda Ellerbee said Monday that the president captured 65 percent of the vote to beat Republican Mitt Romney in the network’s “Kids Pick the President” vote. More than 520,000 people cast online ballots through the children’s network’s website over one week earlier this month. Since it began in 1988, the kids have presaged the adults’ vote all but once, when more youngsters voted for John Kerry over George W. Bush in 2004. Obama answered questions submitted by Nickelodeon viewers for a special earlier this month. Romney didn’t participate. Images via WENN

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Big Time Rush Tease ‘Something New’ For Their Next Album

Between touring and tats, Nickelodeon boy band tells MTV News they’re hard at work on their upcoming third LP. By Christina Garibaldi Big Time Rush and MTV News’ Christina Garibaldi Photo: MTV News

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