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Nicole Kidman Will Put The "Yee" In Your "Haw"

No Matter How You Say It, Nicole Kidman Is Sexy… read more

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Nicole Kidman Makes A Nipply Hot Comeback

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Nicole Kidman in probably 10 years or more. But I guess it’s true what they say: if you want to revive your career and keep your 15 minutes going, all you need to do is find some random magazine willing to put pictures of you looking chilly in a swimsuit on their cover. What? That’s a real saying. I swear.

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ROBOT NIPPLES OF THE DAY

Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of magazines at 100 years old…reminding you that Robots Don’t AGE…they just eventually stop working and you sell the for parts…I’ll take the pussy…not that it was ever used, and most likely had a dick for Tom Cruise’s Needs…bringing up the important question “CAN TRANNIES HAVE BABIES”….sure…if they ADOPT like Nicole Kidman did… Either way – GREAT ROBOT nipples… The post ROBOT NIPPLES OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Millie Bobby Brown Whips Out Her Dance Moves For Spice Girls’ ‘Wannabe’

Millie Bobby Brown, Nicole Kidman, Milo Ventimiglia, and more celebrities do a dramatic reading of the Spice Girls’ ‘Wannabe’ for ‘W’ magazine’s Lyrical Improv series.

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Celebrate Their 11th Anniversary!

Hollywood marriages aren’t always built to last. For a whole host of reasons, from busy schedules to way too many resources to certain temperaments to looks and wealth and rumors … celebrity relationships tend to crumble before our eyes. So it makes sense that when you last a long time, you want to show it off. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are doing just that with a series of adorable selfies — because they’re celebrating their 11th anniversary. To be clear, 11 years is a long time to stay together for a regular, run-of-the-mill, non-celebrity married couple. In Hollywood years, it’s like these two have been married for the better part of a century. But somehow Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban (the one who isn’t Nicole Kidman) have managed it. And they’ve done so despite major disagreements about where to live . That takes work. Then there’s the baggage that they have. We don’t just mean regular relationship baggage or fame baggage. We don’t even mean the fact that the Oscar-winning actress and the Crunchy … sorry, Country music singer come from different worlds. (Like, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are closer than ever and they also come from different worlds) Nicole Kidman also had a famous relationship with Tom Cruise. The rest of her life is haunted by the specter of Scientology. She doesn’t speak about the Church, but we all know how this works. The kids that she and Tom adopted together are still Scientologists. They’re adults, but were Nicole to ever speak ill of the Church or very likely of Tom, she’d be declared a Suppressive Person, and she’d never get to see them. It can be a strain to be interviewed constantly and have to give a tight-lipped smile when people ask about a subject that makes you want to scream. And that tension from walking a verbal tightrope can impact both members of a couple. But it looks like they’re not letting it touch them. Also, though they’re both celebrities, there’s something of a fame disparity between the two. Because Nicole Kidman isn’t a niche celebrity. She’s, you know, world-famous as an actress. Toby Keith sometimes gets confused with another Country singer by people who aren’t in that particular music fandom. Remember, Keith Urban is the one married to Nicole Kidman. Toby Keith  is the one who played for an all-male audience in Saudi Arabia. (Toby Keith Urban is their fused state, and can fly, but they only combine in real emergencies) But Keith and Nicole look happy and also way younger than they actually are. Because Nicole is 50 and Keith is 49. Does time mean nothing to these two? Yeah, these two are really adorable. Some other couples have lasted for a really long time, but in a world where Brangelina is divorcing , staying married means really beating the odds. (Though rumor has it that Brad Pitt is hoping to win back Angelina Jolie , so … we’ll see how that goes) Yeah, these are really adorable. Also, who says that old people can’t be cute, you know? And, not for nothing, but this is such a level-headed, grounded way of celebrating an anniversary. As far as we know, they didn’t swim around in a champagne pool or do any other ridiculous rich people stuff. When you’re together for over a decade, sometimes happiness with your partnership is just enough , you know? You don’t need all of the rest.

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Nicole Kidman Legs in Instyle of the Day

Nicole Kidman’s ROBOT legs were in a magazine – because I guess she’s super famous and promoting some bullshit she acts in – as that is what she is programmed to do and will remain doing until someone hacks her software or forgets to plug her in to charge her battery… That means that after the apocalypse, when all humanity is on some ship circling the earth they destroyed thanks to TRUMP, Nicole Kidman, the Tom Cruise wife-bot, and mother to his adopted kids, since you can’t breed robots yet….the technology just isn’t there, not even in secret Scientology labs…. But after the apocalypse, she’ll just be cycling in circles or in front of her mirror….reading scripts over and over…or trying to clap like she’s at the award shows…wigging the fuck out…because that’s what robots do… The whole thing is super weird… The post Nicole Kidman Legs in Instyle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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There Will Be a Follow-Up to 'Big Little Lies' – Just, You Know, Maybe Not a Season 2

It’s being produced by Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon again, though, which is great news for potential nudity. … read more

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Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day

I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great… So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science… The post Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Kidman for The Edit of the Day

Nicole Kidman is a robot…it wasn’t just the stepford wife movie, it was real fucking life…thanks to homosexual Tom Cruise and the Scientology billion dollar robot making lab in the basement of the celebrity center where John Travolta gets hand jobs. She’s in a magazine showing some clevage despite being old…it doesn’t matter because robots can’t die… I saw WALL-E…I know how this shit is… I’d still stick it in….just to see how dead the vagina feels…provided she was built with a vagina…and not a 12 inch black cock the way Tommy wanted… The post Nicole Kidman for The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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