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Snooki and JWoww to Face "New Challenges" on Jersey Shore Spinoff

Snooki and JWoww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, will be facing some serious life challenges on their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff pilot . The question is … are they up for them? Mortgages, career decisions, toilet paper … this is a reality show about coming of age. And coming on to hot guys while showing major cleave. The “story line” for the new show, which is separate from Jersey Shore season fou r: Snook moves in with JWoww, but cannot deal with real-life problems. When they set out to by a $1.5 million pad, for instance, they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check for that matter. They’re not smart. Then again, maybe we should cut ’em some slack, since they were just distracted by the “hot mortgage broker.” There’s a contradiction in terms for you. Conflict also erupts, according to a script obtained by TMZ, because Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of JWoww’s food.” Is there any way this won’t be a hit?!

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25 New Nicknames for Snooki, Who Might (Gasp) Drop ‘Snooki’

You heard right: The cartwheeling Jersey Shore star, AKA Nicole Polizzi, wants to drop the nickname that made her famous. “I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole,” she told the AP. Now, now, Snooki: Maybe you just need a fresher sobriquet! We have 25 available for trademarking.

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Snooki & JWoww Spoof The View, Bash Joy Behar

Tiring of Joy Behar’s constant insults on The View, Jersey Shore stars Snooki ( Nicole Polizzi ) and JWoww (Jenni Farley) decided to fight back their way. By spoofing the talk show and its host in this awesome video, during which they use horrible Jewish accents and call Joy a bitter “Italian wannabe.” Joy, they say, just hates Jersey Shore because kids like that ruined her childhood … during the Great Depression. Ohhh. Sadly, this is as good as SNL: Jersey Shore’s View on Joy Behar The irony? Joy Behar is actually not Jewish, but an agnostic who was raised Catholic. Behar is also Italian-American. Snooki and JWoww are not. Idiots.

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Water for Elephants First Look: Robert and Reese

Are you excited for Water for Elephants ? In the movie, which is based on a best-selling novel and whose preview you can watch HERE , Robert Pattinson stars as a veterinary school student. He falls for a famous circus performer played by Reese Witherspoon. He also gets cozy with a lucky elephant named Tai, as evidenced below. Check out a trio of stills from the period drama, which hits theaters on April 22 and which ought to be a welcome opportunity for Robert to prove he can do more than brood:

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Snooki Reveals the Ultimate Hangover Cure

Drunk Snooki. That’s like saying hot Robert Pattinson . Talk about redundant. The first word is practically inherent. We know the girl hits the bottle. Hard. It’s not surprising, then, that the Jersey Shore star (real name Nicole Polizzi) knows the best way to kill that hangover after a long night of boozing. “Just keep drinking more!” she says. Who let the troll into the wine cellar? [Photo: Pacific Coast News] After ringing in New Year’s inside a ball dropping upon the Jersey Shore stomping grounds of Seaside Heights N.J., Polizzi partied with boyfriend Jionni LaValle . Decked out in diamond bling and a sparkling black dress, Polizzi danced into the wee hours, but rest assured, she is serious about her New Year’s Resolution. “I want to stick to my diet and work with my trainer,” she says. “And lose weight.” So no daytime public drunkenness arrests … well, not on weekdays anyway.

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Snooki Reveals the Ultimate Hangover Cure

Drunk Snooki. That’s like saying hot Robert Pattinson . Talk about redundant. The first word is practically inherent. We know the girl hits the bottle. Hard. It’s not surprising, then, that the Jersey Shore star (real name Nicole Polizzi) knows the best way to kill that hangover after a long night of boozing. “Just keep drinking more!” she says. Who let the troll into the wine cellar? [Photo: Pacific Coast News] After ringing in New Year’s inside a ball dropping upon the Jersey Shore stomping grounds of Seaside Heights N.J., Polizzi partied with boyfriend Jionni LaValle . Decked out in diamond bling and a sparkling black dress, Polizzi danced into the wee hours, but rest assured, she is serious about her New Year’s Resolution. “I want to stick to my diet and work with my trainer,” she says. “And lose weight.” So no daytime public drunkenness arrests … well, not on weekdays anyway.

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No Decision in Mel Gibson Custody Case

The judge in Mel Gibson’s custody battle with Oksana Grigorieva postponed a decision until he hears more from both parties, which won’t happen until December. Both parties appeared in court yesterday not no decision was reached. Mel moved to strip Oksana of custody of their daughter , Lucia, and she was on the stand. Mel believes her recent interview on Larry King proves her main goal is perpetrating a smear campaign against him and not acting in the best interests of Lucia. BATTLE ROYALE : The scary thing? It’s only beginning . Mel claims he has photos that prove Oksana lied about the abuse she says she suffered at his hands. Grigorieva claims she and Lucia were hurt by Mel in January. The custody fight is concurrent with investigations into Mel for domestic violence and Oksana for extortion, neither of which has resulted in any charges … yet. Judge Scott Gordon will pick up testimony sometime in December.

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Happy Birthday, Snooki!

America’s favorite Oompa Loompa turns 23 today. Happy birthday, Snooki! No, the big day wasn’t any of the past 10 days or so that the Jersey Shore star has been celebrating it – that was just pregame! Today is the day of Snook! Yesterday, we posted photos of her pre-birthday soiree . Today, it’s a full-on tribute to all things Nicole Polizzi. The Princess of Poughkeepsie is all grown up: Elegance. Class. Snooki . Click to enlarge plenty more Snooki pictures below and leave a comment wishing our girl a happy tanning, drinking and smush-filled 23rd birthday …

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Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki On Her Battle With Anorexia

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki, who was recently arrested for disturbing the peace in New Jersey, speaks for the first time about her body issues to reveal she actually suffered from anorexia and bulimia when she was a teenager living in Poughkeepsie, New York. MORE http://bumpshack.com/2010/09/15/nicole-polizzi-aka-snooki-on-her-battle-with-ano… added by: c7girl

John McCain is on Team Snooki

Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki from Jersey Shore, has found an unlikely ally in U.S. Sen. John McCain. Ally for what? Nothing really. But he’s on Team Snooki! In a radio interview yesterday, the former GOP Presidential candidate offered his opinion on the July 30 disorderly conduct arrest of the MTV reality star. “I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail,” said McCain , seeking reelection to the Senate this year at the age of 73, on Phoenix’s KMLE. Snooki, who spent a few hours behind bars for being drunk in broad daylight before posting bail, agrees. Monday, she told MTV succinctly, and humbly: “I’m too pretty to be in jail… I’m not a criminal.” Start printing the McCain/Snooki 2012 presidential campaign signs now. She may actually be an intellectual step up from his previous choice of running mate . Amazingly, this isn’t the first McCain shout-out to the pint-sized party girl. After the Oompa Loompa lodged a complaint about proposed taxes on tanning beds in the Jersey Shore premiere, the veteran politician Tweeted in kind. McCain, or an intern who watches Jersey Shore and worked in a quality play on words, Tweeted at Ms. Polizzi: “@Sn00ki ur right, I would never tax ur tanning bed! O’s tax policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!” EDITOR’S NOTE : In referencing this line – one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes of the new season – we chided Snooki on the grounds that the law doesn’t take effect for years. The law has, in fact, taken effect already. We regret the error! Snook bashed President Obama for his “tax on tanning.” Obama, too, referenced her in a recent interview, although somewhat less flatteringly. He claimed he didn’t know who Snooki was during his controversial appearance on The View .

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