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Some Kate Upton for SI Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just don’t understand Kate Upton’s body. She looks like a sausage….but why not beat a dead horse….or pig in this case…with my dick….and post all her awkward bodied pics with her big fucking sagger tits that are full and lovely despite being shaped like a 45 year old obese mom of 4…. That said, she’s a hero, a star, the top of her game, fat chick in training and looking like she’s so good at it, she may go fat chick pro…you know Olympic level….the next Anna Nicole Smith…in her time to shine…for the second time… Here are some videos of the glorious experience she’ll look back on when in her wheel chair at 60 thanks to diabetes related amputation To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fatty Kate Upton’s Horrible Mercedes Ad of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tall, long legged, awkward mid-section, obese chick in training, Anna Nicole Smith junion, Kate Upton…..is in a Mercedes ad campaign for the Super Bowl…..and I guess this is their first release to get the buzz going….. Really mercedes? I guess they are trying to hit the middle class dude market with no taste….but there was a time when the Benz was a fancy car..and I guess as people got richer and bought Rolls Royce’s and Bentley’s…they had to scramble and said to themselves….”Kate Upton is well liked by dudes who like tits, and dudes who like tits can afford 400 dollar a month leases on cars that were once considered luxury cars”…..so instead of casting an actual babe….giving us some aspiration unattainable dreams we hope a car like that gives us….like it is supposed to be marketed….they’ve decided to throw out all branding….and say “hey joe dude who likes tits, get a benz”…. What a fail…. That said…why the fuck are 10 dudes washing one car…If I was rich I’d make sure the big pig of a woman would be doing it as me and my friends throw pork rinds and her saying “eat your mommy, eat your mommy”……

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Some Throwback Kate Upton That Once Was SI Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I cry sometimes when I am lying in bed….just trying to figure out this Kate Upton thing….cuz it fucks with my head…seriously…I get that all good things come to an end…but really this soon in her young life…shit has fallen off this bad…it makes no sense to me that between the ages of 18 and 20 she’s become a fucking porky fucking pig who looks like a 30 year old mom who has thrown in the towel cuz she’s found a rich husband to support her….you’d think she’d do everything in her power to make this high last at least 5 more years…you know by not eating….but instead she’s just left us with tribute videos for us to remember when Kate Upton looked like this?….and not the Anna Nicole Smith, god rest her soul, she’s become…. UPDATE – Someone just sent me this GQ pic…I’m still not sold on it…it’s just smoke and mirrors and exlax for 3 days before her shoot people…

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Natalie Dormer topless on the bed

Posted on January 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Natalie Dormer is a hot actress that we would love to come back home to after a hard day at work and here she is laying down on the bed topless showing off her breasts on camera Continue reading →

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Anna Nicole Smith lesbian

Posted on January 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Anna Nicole Smith is definitely a star of our generation and here she is having some lesbian fun with another chick in this raunchy video clip of her on camera Continue reading →

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Kate Upton’s Chubby See Through at the Airport of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

. I think these pictures of Kate Upton at the airport are pretty representative of everything I’ve been saying about Kate Upton…and in the event that you’re a first time reader, let me reiterate….she’s Anna Nicole Smith 2….her body will catch up to her tits cuz she is just 18…and that’s what fucking happens to all busty girls…her body is sloppy, awkward, weird looking….you know dumpy as fuck…but the media love her and eat her up and put her out there…and everyone follows…even though she looks like a fucking pig….She just booked a Mercedes Superbowl Commercial for a lot of money…and fashion magazines like she’s not fat… All this to say, I am not a fan….and these paparazzi pics…tell a story why,…remember she’s smiling cuz she knows she’s won… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Anna Nicole Smith lesbian porn

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

Anna Nicole Smith was in our opinion definitely one of the hottest chicks in the world back in the day when she was alive and here she is getting her lesbian on with another chick Continue reading →

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Anna Nicole Smith shower tits

Posted on December 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

Anna Nicole Smith was definitely one of the sexiest girls around at the time and here she is showing off her lovely big breasts once again this video clip Continue reading →

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Dannielynn Birkhead Stars in Guess Ad Campaign

Posted on November 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dannielynn Birkhead is officially following in her mother’s footsteps. And we all know how that ended. The six-year old daughter of Anna Nicole Smith is posing for the very same clothing brand that hired her mother two decades ago, as Larry Birkhead continues to raise his child with nothing but dollar signs in his eyes. Check out two photos of Dannielynn from the Guess Spring 2013 campaign – shot in Malibu by Elliston Lutz – now: Of course, this isn’t the first time Larry has paraded Dannielynn in front of the camera. She spent her two-year old birthday on a tabloid cover . What do you think of this campaign? It’s…   Adorable! Disturbing! View Poll »

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Cindy Crawford Bikini Pic from Mexico of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Crawford is and old thing in a new package and as much as I generally hate old things in any package…except maybe a snow suit…I am kinda into this Cindy Crawford old thing…cuz models just age better than regular humans cuz models are vain, image obsessed and scared the world will judge them when they fall off like they were Anna Nicole Smith…cuz there is nothing the catty, haters want to see more than someone so celebrated for being a babe…no longer a babe….and by the looks of it…Cindy Crawford is winning this fight….and I’m not just saying that cuz we had a moment and exchanged glances once and she smiled at me….as our souls connected a couple of years ago…I’m saying that cuz she’s good.

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