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Padma Lakshmi In Lace Underwear for Playboy of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Padma Lakshmi is some chef in her 40s and she’s doing what all chefs in their 40s do….no, not settling down to focus on family because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and sex after hours….but posing in lingerie for Playboy like she’s not 42 years old….married to a 98 year old like she was Anna Nicole Smith….in what is probably the first ever official naked celebrity chef….despite my strong worded letters begging for Playboy to shoot Paula Deen Diabetes Pre Weight Loss spread eagle shoot…that playboy ignored…but instead brought me this…I get where they are coming from…but fat chicks naked are more entertaining….

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Kate Upton in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

Posted on October 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess I am the only person who thinks that Kate Upton is piggish….because when I look at her…even when she is photoshopped to shit…I see a sloppy fat girl in training with a shitty ass….meaning that at 19, her big D tits are alright…and I guess it is important to live in the moment and appreciate when we have in front of us…but in no time her metabolism will stop, drop and roll the fuck out of here…leaving her an Anna Nicole Smith….big tits like this don’t come with fucking consequences….big tits like this are only good for a short window of opportunity….big tits like this…although amazing and fun to pay with in all their fleshy glory….are not as good as the media is making you believe….but I’ll still look at her making fat girl faces in Cosmo…cuz she’s half naked…and we like all girls who are half naked…even if they are a whole lot of big breasted belly hiding hype….

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Kate Upton’s New Direction for Jalouse of the Day

Posted on September 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.

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Kate Upton Huge Monster at FNO of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton at Fashion Night Out is like watching National Geographic Channel…because she’s a monster of a woman who people have accidentally confused for a hot woman…cuz she has big tits and takes a decent picture…but who when you see out amongst real humans you can tell she’s just big as fuck and hiding a belly that was bound to happen the day she put on her 36 DD bra….it was just a matter of time before her metabolism slowed down and she morphed into Anna Nicole Smith…..a future that’s not too far away….but that isn’t amongst us yet…so staring at her tits, ignoring her stomach, is the best strategy to enjoy her…. Here’s the video of the beast…..shot from the gut up…for obvious reasons….

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Valerie van der Graaf for Beach Bunny of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Valerie van der Graaf is the new Kate Upton, modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny, with a lot less sloppy tit and belly that Kate Upton is too busy fighting off so that she doesn’t end up the next Anna Nicole Smith, and a lot more DUTCH AWESOME I’VE POSTED BEFORE ….but maybe I’m just into Euro girls, with their accents and better metabolisms, with more culture and less cheap beer drinking in trailer parks trying to live out the Jersey Shore dream….but think it has more to do with her not being a fucking pig like Kate Upton….making this a good move for the Beach Bunny brand as far as I’m concerned. That said she does have a bit of a gremlin / bull dog / non human face….

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Kate Upton Hiding her Gut for Twitter of the Day

Posted on August 16, 2012 by admin2| Leave a comment

Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…

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Top 10 Naked Picnics

Posted on June 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Summer is around the corner and that means it’s the breast time to enjoy eating out al fresco and au natural. And the exhibitionist antics of stars like Anna Nicole Smith and Violante Placido will put you in the mood to pack a basket. So grab a blanket and bring out the sausage for the Top 10 Naked Picnics.

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Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Teaches Some Idiot How to Cat Daddy of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First I want to say that BLEACHERREPORT are good friends of the site…but that doesn’t mean I have to like their on air talent…I mean shit, use a hot chick people, no one wants to see an awkward dude on camera… Second I want to say that Kate Upton is milking her Cat Daddy Dance for Terry Richardson fucking hard….cuz it was the biggest thing she’s done….bringing it back to life in what probably wasn’t the most creative thing these people coulda done with her, but that was ok, because it allowed us to really take in just how sloppy her teen tits are…real fucking saggers….that in time will blend in perfectly with her fat Anna Nicole Smith body…. Overrated…annoying…all hype…but busty….and busty is all it really takes to take the fuck over on the internet…..

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Lucy Pinder Topless in Loaded July of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know Lucy Pinder topless is nothing new….she’s a topless model…this is what she does and has been doing for at least 5 years…but a girl showing her tits under all circumstances is worth looking at….you know it is the premise of marriage and long term relationships…even though you’d rather see other tits naked…you’ll take the ones in your bed…cuz they are in your bed…it is all a matter of convenience…

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Some More Karolina Kurkova for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not posting these pics of Karolina Kurkova because she’s hot, or half naked, or because she’s interesting…I’ve POSTED HER HOT PICS FROM HER VOGUE MEXICO TAKEOVER ….you see cuz I am a top blogger… I am posting these pics of her because she’s pulling some sucking in her stomach to show off that she is no longer fat…typical fat chick turned skinny hustle… We get it bitch…you turned your weight gain around…and didn’t become Anna Nicole Smith…get over it….

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