INGREDIENTS 1 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil 1 lb hot Italian sausage, casing removed 1 small yellow onion 3 garlic cloves, minced 4 bell peppers, (red, orange, yellow and green) Click here for more ingredients and directions
When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you ever looked at Kate Upton , correctly realized that she was way out of your league, and then wondered if maybe she had a less famous but almost as hot sister, you’re in luck. Because here’s pictures of Kate and Christie Upton after watching men’s tennis at the US Open, proving that hotness does run in the family. Obviously Christie wasn’t quite as genetically blessed as her sister, but still, I definitely wouldn’t mind playing hide the sausage with those two. What, did you expect me to say playing doubles? Because that would be way less fun. I’m terrible at tennis. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s my new favorite Australian hip hop artist with the giant booty Iggy Azalea at something called the DKNYartworks launch. But I don’t really care much about that, especially not when Iggy’s posing with two more hotties in Cara Delevingne and Rita Ora . I’m not as familiar with these two as I am with Iggy, but I’d love to invite all three of them over to my place to get to know each other better. You know, likes, dislikes, who’s the best at playing hide the sausage. All the usual icebreakers. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Mike Busey, who fancies himself as the “King of Rock and Roll Debauchery,” was arrested early Saturday during a house party at his Florida home he fondly calls the Sausage Castle. According to the Orlando Sentinel, Busey, who is the nephew of actor Gary Busey, was booked into the Osceola County jail on charges of selling alcohol without a licence. The paper says that on Friday night, an undercover investigator with the Osceola County Sheriff#39;s Narcotics Enforcement Team visited the Sausage