My name is Anoush, (on the right) I’m a 14 year old Belieber from London and for as long as I can remember, I had tried to see Justin. I camped outside Westfield for 7 hours in the freezing cold, I’ve waited outside his hotels – I’ve done as much as I could. Meeting him almost seemed impossible. It isn’t. My past few birthday presents and Christmas presents was a meet and greet, that’s all I wanted. Nothing else mattered. I met Justin on the 7th March 2013 at 7:07 p.m. I can say it was the best moment I will ever experience. I remember waiting for 3 hours in the waiting room with my best friend and nothing seemed to matter. The thought of seeing my idol in the flesh seemed so unreal to me. At around 7 p.m. the doors opened and we were near the front of the meet and greet line. The security pulled us through and I caught a glimpse of the back of Justin’s head. I started crying. We went through the curtains and watched the girls in front of us get their picture taken with Justin as I could barely breathe. It was our turn and I couldn’t take my eyes off Justin. He’s perfect, I took in every part of him. His black vest, baggy black trackies, his hat, his arms, his eyes, his mouth, his hair, everything. Justin pointed towards his sides and was like, “Come here, yeah right here!” I wrapped my arms around his waist and I never wanted to let go. We got our picture and as I was walking out the security spun me around and I turned to see Justin and he yells, “You guys are so amazing.” By this point I was in full-on tears and I yelled back telling him I loved him. We left the room and I had a breakdown. I literally crouched down and cried and cried some more. As we were walking through the O2 I was getting many strange looks but I didn’t care. I had just met my idol. To make the night ever better, we got seats in the fourth row and Justin pointed at my camera! It will forever be the best day of my life and honestly don’t give up because I never thought I would meet him but I did. I love you so much Justin, thank you. – Anoush See the rest here: My name is Anoush, (on the right) I’m a 14 year old…
Jimmy Fallon decided to turn NBC’s Nightly News anchor Brian Williams into a gangsta rapper on Wednesday’s ‘Late Night’ show. The late-night host and his…
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Tonight on The Real Housewives of Orange County , Gretchen plans a bachelorette party for Tamra. Even though Tamra and Eddie haven’t set a date and have no plans to get married other than a ring? Whatever. It’s a vacation and there’s booze. That means there’s bound to be some fun. We’re recapping it all with our THG +/- review! After Tamra’s tearful conversation with her mom last week, she’s ready to turn over a new, less-angry leaf. Lydia comes over for lemonade and a snack. She also hopes to broker peace between Tamra and Alexis. Lydia calls herself the “friendship whisperer” and says that this is all part of her master plan. Master plan for what, Lydia?? Maybe you should hit up your mom’s house and bring along a bit of her stash for this. Minus 8 . Gretchen and Heather get together to plan Tamra’s bachelorette party. They’re designing a custom swimsuit for Tamra for the trip, but they’re having trouble agreeing. On anything. Minus 4 . Heather wants an art gallery and a spay day and shopping. Gretchen wants strippers. Unclutch your pearls, Heather. Let Gretchen win this one. Vicki and Alexis meet for drinks and Vicki’s nervous about going because of Tamra and Gretchen’s friendship. Alexis is a little shocked about Tamra’s phone call inviting her to lunch. She’s optimistic that Tamra can’t hang on to the anger forever. Vicki, enough with “the bracelet thing.” Enough. Jealousy doesn’t look good on you. Minus 12 . Lydia and Alexis meet up with Tamra for lunch. Tamra’s a glass of wine in before they get there, in hopes of calming her nerves. There’s an awkward hug. And then an awkward silence. And then an awkward Lydia. Tamra says she wants to break the cycle of hurting for Alexis. She wants to take some time to get to know Alexis without the outside influence of the other ladies first. Way to go, Tamra! Plus 50 . Gretchen goes to meet Lauri and her horse. Slade and Lauri used to “date.” And by date we mean sleep together. Talk turns to Vicki and Gretchen says Vicki’s one of the most hypocritical people she’s ever met in her life. Lauri heard about all of that. And then some. Apparently Vicki cheated on Don. A lot. With men. And women. And apparently she has a thing for men with bad teeth. Gretchen’s honest when she tells Lauri she’s going to have a hard time keeping all of these secrets. Once they get to Mexico and the alcohol starts to flow? No way those bodies are staying buried. Heather’s packing for Mexico and tells Terry there will be a stripper. She’s never seen a stripper. Terry doesn’t count. I’m so glad they’re back! Plus 8 . Lydia’s never been on a bachelorette trip and doesn’t know how many pairs of shoes she needs to bring for two nights. She’s also never seen a stripper and Doug’s not nearly as nice about the stripper thing as Terry was, which is surprising considering he was so okay with Grandma’s pot smoking ways. Gretchen has an entire suitcase’ worth of bachelorette party paraphernalia and that’s not even including the penis stuff. Plus 20. It’s B-day!! The ladies start to arrive at the airport to head to Mexico and Vicki’s got a sash for Tamra. Because apparently she doesn’t think Gretchen would’ve through of that. Quote of the night goes to Vicki: “This is a bachelorette party. She can drink out of more than one penis cup.” Plus 10 . Telling Tamra that they’re going to Mexico was slightly underwhelming. I’m not sure they got the reaction from her that they’d hoped to get. Vicki’s about to lose points for overuse of the word “whoop.” And I’m not even going to mention that move with the lollipop. At least not with words. The girls get changed and head to dinner. Vicki wants to party the whole time they’re in Mexico. Tamra wants to spend the first night sleeping. She’s too old to drink two nights in a row. Lydia asks if they can have chips and salsa. This is not that kind of restaurant. Minus 10 Gretchen looks a bit perturbed. Which makes Heather perturbed. Vicki wants to go to Andale’s. Heather wants to go to bed. So does Tamra. Lydia wants everyone to eat some shrimp! Vicki pulls Lydia and Tamra off on a walking tour of Puerto Vallarta leaving Heather and Gretchen on their own. Bad form, Vicki. Bad form. Minus 5 . Heather and Gretchen have been waiting in the limo for 20 minutes thinking that Vicki, Tamra, and Lydia are still in the restroom. But no. They’re off buying light-up hairbows. Vicki’s evil plan to steal Tamra away from Gretchen seems to be working. Hold up. Best quote of the night goes to Gretchen. “I want to unleash a wrath of ‘furry’ on this girl.” I mean, when in Mexico, right?? EPISODE TOTAL: +49 SEASON TOTAL: +74
The Real Housewives of New Jersey opens up season 5 with a “Garden State of Emergency” and we recap all of the ignorance and attitude in our THG +/- review. The Housewives return to the Jersey Shore to witness the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. Entire neighborhoods are destroyed and as someone who spent summers at the Jersey Shore, it is heartbreaking to witness. Of course it’s s little hard to shed any tears for the housewives as they tour their once opulent vacation homes. Minus 15 . As Caroline points out, there are real people whose only homes got swept away by the storm. Teresa laments how she could have “drownded” if she’d been there. Plus 10. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard Teresa-ism. And Melissa stares wide eyed and wonders aloud how the water could possibly have gotten inside their house. Minus 18. I just wanted to turn her around and show her the water lapping at her deck on a calm day. What part of hurricane does she not understand? Of course the storm did bring about some good. Joe Guidice finally has a job doing half fast construction and Teresa’s decided to give her out of date clothes to the needy because when you’ve lost everything, the first thing you’ll need is sequined dressed and six inch heels. Plus 22. It’s been a year since our last reunion and the Gorgas and Guidices haven’t spoken since. They’re all still playing the blame game, as in “if he/she really cared he/she would have called.” Minus 11 . Newsflash folks. The phone works both ways. At Teresa’s home the kids are calling one another jerkheads while stumbling around in blinged out heels and Joe refers to Aunt Melissa as “horsey face” to the kids. Can you feel the love? But it truly is sad to watch the kids (in one of the show’s most blatantly set up conversations yet) cry about not seeing their cousins. Minus 25. It’s like pulling teeth to get Melissa and Teresa to agree to a play date and 11 year old Gia intervenes to make it happen. Speaking of the little princess, she grows more obnoxious with each passing season but it’s hard to blame her once you meet her parents. Teresa is obviously in over her head with this one already. The play date is civil at best. The kids are fine…it’s the grown ups that can’t pull it together. First off, I actually agreed with Teresa (and that doesn’t happen often). Melissa needed to leave the kids alone to make their own damn necklaces. Minus 12 . They’re little girls. It doesn’t have to be perfect to be fun. And Teresa almost had me again when she made the offer to move her daughter’s Communion party so that the grandparents didn’t have to choose. Plus 20 ….up until she had to take the jab that she was willing to be the bigger person. Sigh. The bigger person doesn’t actually point that out. Minus 8. Over in Hoboken, Caroline and Al have rented a cool apartment overlooking the city. Plus 25 …but is this about downsizing or staying close to her boys? Either way, Hoboken’s a fun little city and the views are awesome. It was actually kind of nice to see Caroline giving Joe Gorga a shoulder to lean on, considering the women in his life are all a little nuts. I have no doubt it will come back to bite her. And Jaqueline seems to have extricated herself from the drama, although I doubt that will last long. Watching her family handle Nicholas’ autism is both heartbreaking and uplifting. It really seems to have brought them closer together as a family. Plus 30. Kathy was so irrelevant that I can’t even come up with a comment for her short segment. But as this hour ends and a new season begins I was left with one question… Who should win the trashiest comment of the night? -Joe Guidice referring to Melissa Gorga as a “skank ass beyotch” or… -Jacqueline Laurita announcing that the Gorga /Guidice drama is “right up there on my priority list with bleaching my assh*le.” That’s a tough one. But have faith RHONJ fans. The way this season is looking, Bravo is breeding their next round of reality TV stars right here. How long do you think it will be before we get The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Kids in Therapy ? I predict many seasons of dysfunctional success to come. Episode total = +18! Season total = +18!
So Beyonce doesn’t like when her front row fans slap her ass. In fact she threatens to have them escorted out. Which is probably what he was going for, after sitting through a Beyonce concert. All those tight clothes on something that shouldn’t be in tight clothes. I am thinking he was actually hoping slapping her ass would cause a ripple effect that would end up getting the venue shut down, evacuated for fear shit would spill out of her spandex she’s squeezed so tight in, and drown at least a dozen people when it gets unleashed….I mean getting kicked out is more of a thank you than a punishment, the punishment is the whole moment of contact with such an evil force….I am surprised she didn’t appreciate the male attention, you know since her husband is out there banging out hits with Rihanna…..I mean usually when old hag wives get dolled up…the ass slap is the objective of the night, but I guess Beyonce’s just more into stealing your fucking money
After being dumped by Sean Lowe during the hometown dates, beautiful brunette Desiree Hartsock is back and looking for love. And a best friend to share life with her. And probably a little fame, too. (If this doesn’t pan out, maybe she has a career as a rap artist ?) But hey, with 25 handsome and successful men flying in from all over for the chance to drink a lot of booze, spill some man tears, start some drama, all in the quest to win her hand, can we really blame her? Tonight she’ll meet the men of The Bachelorette Season 9 and narrow the playing field down to 19 contenders. Of course, if you don’t want to wait, feel free to skip ahead and read The Bachelorette spoilers to learn the identities of Desiree’s Final Four. The rest of us will be here watching what is sure to be two parts train wreck and one part treat. Desiree Hartsock lived a humbling life, so the extravagance of the house she’ll be staying in on the hillsides of Malibu, CA is quite the step up. And someone put m&ms on her nightstand. Plus 5. Where do I get somebody to do that? Sadness. We get to relive the tearful end of her relationship with Sean Lowe. Minus 10 . To help ease the pain of that breakup, The Bachelorette producers got her a Bentley. A. Bentley. Powder blue. She says she feels like she’s exactly where she’s supposed to be. After Desiree goes roller skating in a bikini top through Malibu, she sits down with Chris Harrison where she calls herself Cinderella no less than 3 times. She wants someone who can communicate how he feels. That means man tears, right? She vows to kiss the guy if she feels like kissing the guy. GIRL POWER! Plus 8 . She’s ready to weed out the men from the boys. So are we. Can we get to that now please? (Sure we can. After Desiree says the words “this is a fairy tale” a zillion times.) So, Chris Harrison introduces himself and the show right now at the 23 minute mark like we don’t already know what’s going on here. That will not ever cease to be not weird. Hooray! We’re meeting some of the men! Bryden is from Montana. He’s an Iraq war veteran who realized on his tour that he’s ready to find a best friend he can share his life with. He’s loyal, protective, sensitive, and plans to win her heart. Plus 2. Will is a banker from Chicago who practices Bikram Yoga. And high fives random people on the streets. Nick R. is also from Chicago.. In addition to being a tailor, he’s a magician. Drew is 27 and he’s in digital marketing, which means he does something with computers. Zak is from Texas. The middle of nowhere in Texas. He works in oil and gas and finds creative ways to entertain himself on his 15 acres. And one of those ways is by going nude. Plus 12 . Robert invented sign spinning. He and his buddies just had an idea one day 8 years ago and created a new style of advertising. And he rides a skateboard. He’s this season’s Jef with one F. Mike R is British without an accent. His family has the accent but he ditched it. Since Desiree’s big on the Cinderella, he should maybe pick that back up. Brandon is an adrenaline junkie. Not sure how he makes money wakeboarding, but okay. Adrenaline junkie. He was raised by his grandparents after his parents divorced. He believes in the power of positive thinking. Desiree has arrived at the rendezvous spot and she’s ready to meet her “husband.” I hope she knows the track record of the Bachelorettes who’ve come before her. Drew the digital marketer is the first out of the limo. He’s too nervous to introduce himself. Brooks from Salt Lake City is the next out. He also forgets to introduce himself but demands a second hug. Brad the accountant remembers his own name and brings a wishbone as a callback to Desiree’s wish-making with Sean. She wins the wish. Bryden’s hoping that Sean’s loss is his gain. Michael G. is a Federal Prosecutor. He’s going into the fountain to try and find her penny so she can have a do-over on her wish from last year. The second limo arrives and Kasey climbs out. He works in social media and came up with his own hashtags: #marriagematerial and #letthejourneybegin. Minus 47 for the hashtags. Will the yoga guy tells her she has the presence of a goddess and nicknames her Athena. Since she’s the goddess of war, he maybe should have gone with Aphrodite. Mikey T is a plumber with a close family. He’s an older brother so he understands her relationship with her brother. The relationship that sort of cost her Sean last season. Jonathan goes bold and hands her a key to his own Fantasy Suite. Desiree is not amused. At all. Zak shows up without his shirt and asks if Desiree will accept his abs. (She’d be a fool not to accept his abs.) Plus 8 . James believes that loyalty is love and tells her that if they get married, he’s going to get fat and old but they’ll still be together. Larry is an ER doctor who loves to dance. He tries to dip her and her shoe gets caught on her dress. Awkward. Nick the magician brings her a paper rose which he lights on fire and turns into a white rose. Zack K . is a book publisher who rocks the Chucks with his tux. Those elicit a compliment from Des. Diogo is here to be her knight in shining armor. Quite literally. Someone get that man an oil can and a turkey leg. Minus 7 . So far the guys have brought their cheesy A-games. But there are still 10 more to meet. Chris is a mortgage broker who gets down on one knee and asks….to tie his shoe. Then says he wants to get off on the right foot. Ha. Ha. Mike R., the dental student, wore his white coat so he could be Desiree’s McDreamy. Or McSteamy. Whichever. It’s not like he knew the difference. Robert ‘s not much of a tie guy, so he takes his off upon saying hello. Juan Pablo is a Venezuelan soccer player. And Desiree can’t even seem to say his name. That relationship is doomed. But he did bring her chocolate, so at least that’s one language they both speak. Brandon rides up on his motorcycle and Desiree asks to go for a ride. On his bike. Ahem. Plus 7. Brian wears a soft jacket. Micah wears a suit he designed himself. It pales in comparison to Desiree’s stunning red number from her own introduction. Pales. Nick wrote a poem: “Des, after watching you at the end of last season/I know I’m here for the right reason./The way you showed such genuine emotion/Made my heart flutter like waves in the ocean.” And we stopped listening and tried not to barf. Minus 4 Dan says he’s happy to meet Desiree three times in 10 seconds. The final guy of the night, Ben brings his son Brody to meet Desiree. And then sends him back to grandma where he wins the hearts of America on the way back to the limo by asking if he did everything and wishing he could go to the party with his Dad. Heart. Melted. Plus 45 . All the men are in the house! Desiree’s ready to get to know them. Chris Harrison tells her she doesn’t have to wait until the ceremony to start passing out roses. If Sean can do it, so can she. Kasey has another hashtag: #IWantARose. You and 18 other dudes, dude. With a little trick up his sleeve, Nick R. makes Des disappear for about 5 minutes and steals her away for the first one-on-one conversation. Like her, he’s in the custom clothing industry. So, common ground for the two of them. Brandon cuts in and asks Nick R. to disappear for 5 minutes. Minus 3 . He tells her that he flipped a coin to decide whether he should take a shot at going on The Bachelorette or to his birthday party with his grandparents. Here he is. He gives the coin to Des and tells her to give it to his mom on their hometown date. The guys take turns butting in and stealing Des away. Ben steals her and talks about his son. He’s never been married and has a kid with his best friend. He loves to camp and so does Des. He gets the first rose of the night. After getting the first rose, Ben starts dishing out advice to the other guys which the other guys do not appreciate. Haters gonna hate. The other guys start game-planning to get the roses. Diogo wears his helmet and someone does a little dance for her. Zak says he has to do something to get her attention as if the fact that he’s been shirtless all night hasn’t been enough. So in addition to being shirtless, he takes off his pants and jumps in the pool. Wonder where she’ll pin the rose now? While he’s swimming, the other guys whisk her away and Zak freezes. His stunt, or stripping down to his skivvies, earned him the second rose! Bryden ’s best friend is his dog. He plays the kid card, too, and tells the story of an Iraqi boy he befriended while overseas. He gets the third rose of the night. Juan Pablo’ s accent prevents Desiree from hearing or understanding anything else. He shows her some soccer moves and then starts a scrimmage with the other guys. The other guys who are growing increasingly more frustrated that they don’t have roses. The guys get more and more antsy as Drew steals her away for a chat. With her boobs. Minus 6 . She notices him looking at places other than her face and calls him on it. Then she gives him a rose. Larry laments his failed attempt to dip Desiree . He’s incredibly drunk. So drunk his face doesn’t move when he talks and he takes his glasses off and puts them back on and takes them off again. So drunk. Minus 4 . Jonathan calls himself “the guy who does bold things” and plans to plant one on her in his own version of the Fantasy Suite. He does some one-legged push-ups to prepare. He tells her his Fantasy Suite comment was a joke she didn’t get. She’s doing her best to get away from him and he just won’t let her leave. She’s not buying it. But hey, his mom says he’s good looking. Des should totally go for that! He pulls a Vicki Gunvalson and talks about his empty love tank. And I make a dirty joke in my head about his empty love tank and all that time he’s been spending alone in the Fantasy Suite. Kasey has another hashtag, and this one works. #FantasySuiteFail . Plus 13 . Desiree asks Jonathan to leave immediately. No rose ceremony for him. Plus 15 . Chris Harrison swoops in and swipes the tray of remaining roses. The rest will be handed out at the Rose Ceremony. Which is happening right now. The lucky guys receiving roses during the ceremony are: Brandon Zack K. Will Brooks Juan Pablo Brad Kasey James Robert Brian Dan Chris Mikey Joining the above 13 are: Ben Zak Michael Drew Nick Bryden Larry ‘s still upset about his failed attempt at dipping Des and Nick the magician doesn’t understand how his tricks didn’t work. Diogo has an “explosion of love and feelings” to share with someone. Just not Desiree. If the previews are any indication, get ready for a wild, tear-filled trip around the world as the bachelors attempt to woo Desiree Hartsock! EPISODE TOTAL: +34 SEASON TOTAL: +34
Yup, it’s actually a thing. At least week’s Hangover 3 premiere, the Hanson Brothers gave fans their first look at MMMHops, the boy band’s amazingly-named signature beer. Why debut the brew at that event? Because the song on which drink is based (the addictive “MMMBop” is actually featured in the film). So Isaac, Taylor and Zac strolled around the after-party and handed out samples, but a rep for Mustang Brewing says in a statement: “The final recipe is yet to be determined. In fact, Hanson was in our brewery this week working with us on a pilot brew. They’re great guys and serious craft beer fans. We look forward to working with them.” NOTE : We apologize for getting “MMMBop” stuck in your head. It should go away in 6-8 months.)
Just when you thought the Amanda Bynes arrest case could not get any stranger… Two days after getting booked on charges of disorderly conduct because she allegedly tossed a bong out a window, Bynes has come out and denied all charges, adding a new twist to the saga. “I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me,” the very troubled star Tweeted yesterday, expounding: “He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. “Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me.” Bynes appeared in court Friday (wearing a wig) and was released on her own recognizance. She is expected back for a hearing in July. Which means she has plenty of time to take more selfies and Tweet her own version of events. “The cops were creepy,” added the star yesterday. “The cop sexually harassed me. They found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.” This is the second time Bynes has taken to Twitter to plead her case. In her initial self-defense, Amanda wrote that she only smokes tobacco, does not own a bong and need “to get another nose job after seeing [her] mugshot !” What do you think? Do you believe Bynes was set up by the police? Yes, of course she’s innocent! No, she totally did it! What. A. Whack. Job. View Poll »
