Saturday Night Live took aim at Justin Bieber this weekend. In a pair of hilariously fake ads, the legendary sketch comedy show parodied Bieber’s new Calvin Klein campaign , treating the beloved singer as if he’s nothing but a toddler. “I’m a big boy now,” cast member Kate McKinnon says to open one spot, which features her version of Bieber playing the drums. Saturday Night Live Parodies Justin Bieber The footage goes on to mock Bieber’s body and the rumor that his abs and hair were edited by those behind the pictorial. “Are my muscles cute?” Bieber asks in the second commercial, before he’s seen playing around in his underwear; dribbling and shooting a basketball; and riding around on a kid’s scooter. “All of this underwear is making me tired,” he later notes, ending the second parody by mentioning his penis and concluding: “My Calvins… Clothes for my big wiener.” Bieber’s trainer has come out and defended his client’s impressive junk as being real (seriously, this happened), while loyal Justin fans have taken offense to the criticism that has come their hero’s way. We have a feeling they may not love the SNL sketches posted above. But we dare everyone else not to laugh uproariously at them. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads 1. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Photo HOLY HOTNESS! Justin Bieber poses here in nothing but his underwear, as he’s an official spokesperson for Calvin Klein. And officially sexy, as well!
Justin Bieber has grabbed plenty of crotch in his day (his own, primarily), but this latest Instagram photo feels different, like it’s supposed to MEAN something. Like a direct shot at his growing chorus of critics. You callin’ THIS Photoshopped, haters?! Bieber posted the above photo Wednesday afternoon without a caption. Not that you need one when you’ve got a picture worth 1,000 words. If not more. To recap, for anyone living under a rock: Justin posed shirtless for an underwear campaign for Calvin Klein, along with Lara Stone, who Bieliebers promptly threatened to kill online. A number Internet sleuths quickly decided that Justin Bieber stuffs his crotch and/or was Photoshopped by Calvin Klein within an inch of his life. Bieber’s legal team threatened to sue Breathe Heavy , a Britney Spears fan site, that claimed to have an un-retouched photo of his CK ad. Breathe Heavy took down the image(s) that made Justin look much punier, both above and below the belt, and apologized to his 12-year-old fans. A great many people remain unconvinced, because it’s still Justin Bieber, that Justin Bieber could possibly be this jacked or well endowed. Cue Justin’s pic from today. ‘Nuff said? You can’t tell the length or girth of what’s under the towel (thank goodness), but his abs do look pretty chiseled. Gotta give credit where due there. One burning question, though: Who took the photo he put on Instagram? Selena Gomez? Hailey Baldwin? His mom? Scooter Braun? One of his harem of model “friends”? His trainer? Share your theories in the comments, and scroll through the Calvin Klein gallery if you simply can’t get enough of a buff Justin Bieber shirtless, below Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads 1. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Photo HOLY HOTNESS! Justin Bieber poses here in nothing but his underwear, as he’s an official spokesperson for Calvin Klein. And officially sexy, as well!
American Idol Season 14 Episode 3 takes auditions on the road! Literally! The Idol bus tour traveled the country, stopping off in 11 towns choosing contestants to audition for the judges in Kansas City, MO. Harry, Jennifer, and Keith are ready to hear them sing for a chance at stardom…right after Harry and Jennifer discuss her generous derriere. First up on the evening is Rontarius “Big Ron” Wilson enters the room singing a riff of J.Lo’s “Jenny From the Block.” He tells Jennifer she can call him Big Sexy before singing “Let’s Get It On” to her and completely ignoring the guys, who decide to go out for a burger in the middle of his audition and leave him singing. At this point, I feel like I would just watch an hour of Jennifer, Harry, and Keith hanging out. Big Ron gets a golden ticket and his mom lets out a few “Whooooos!” that would put Vicki Gunvalson to shame. Some kid named Ian gets the boot after “hitting” a high C. Ashley Lusk, 15, however doesn’t seem like she’s going to strike out. Neither does Josh Sanders, 26. And then there’s returning contestant Casey Thrasher from Tuscaloosa. He was sent home during Hollywood last year (when they decided to keep the guy who couldn’t sing with his eyes open). They all get golden tickets. Joey Cook plays the accordion. She’s got a dream of making the “squeeze box” mainstream. Hard sell on the accordion, but her voice has something really cool about it. She gets an easy yes with the great advice from Harry to pay attention to how close to being a novelty she is. Keith goes Super Australian since her name’s Joey. See? Let’s just let the judges be funny. Alexis Gomez didn’t plan to be a country girl since she didn’t ride horses. Because all people who sing country music ride horses. Especially Keith. She calls herself “hippie country” and auditions barefoot. Keith can see the talent in her but doesn’t think it’s fully realized. Harry calls it good but not spectacular. Keith says no. Jennifer gives her a yes. Harry breaks the tie with a yes. Anton Busnher’s favorite country singer is Keith Urban. (How many of the country hopefuls say that?) He sings one of Keith’s songs, which is always brave. Jennifer doesn’t seem to know what to think. Keith tears up a little. Harry totally loves him. Anton gets a golden ticket. We’ve seen a LOT of girls with guitars. Stephanie Gummelt is the latest of the bunch, and she decides to sing an original song. There’s something old school Jewel about her, plus she has a great personality. Very quirky. Jennifer likes her, Harry wants more breath behind her song and gives her a no. Jennifer and Keith give her yes votes and send her to Hollywood. Ashley Stehle is 15. She’s been singing her whole life, but both of her parents are deaf. Her father has only recently heard her sing for the first time thanks to a new hearing device. But she’s very off key for the whole audition and the judges have to let her down and send her home. Ellen Petersen comes in with a banjo. She’s from Branson, Keith’s wearing a Branson t-shirt. It’s basically perfect. AND she yodels. Who is she? Heidi? Yodeling, a banjo, and the accordion girl! They should be an act and go on the road! Ellen has some fun in her voice. She’s going to Hollywood. But first, Keith and Harry have to sing The Beverly Hillbillies theme song with her playing banjo. Jennifer has no idea what The Beverly Hillbillies is. I feel sad for her. Kohlton Pascal is from New York, but he’s homeless. He hitchhikes or plays guitar and raises money to buy a bus ticket. He left home at 16 and has only ever spent 3-4 days in the same place since then. He sings an original and I can’t say I think his future is in songwriting. And maybe it isn’t in singing either. Harry calls him terrific but says he wonders if Kohlton will get out of his comfort zone to win. Jennifer thought it was interesting but wonders if we’d still feel his soul down the road. Keith likes his talent but thinks he doesn’t have the look. Basically, they’re saying “this is going to be crazy hard and the machine will eat you alive.” They send him to Hollywood and he closes out the night. In all, 38 tickets were given out in Kansas City. But who cares about that when there are ribs to be eaten? Auditions continue tomorrow night in New York City and Adam Lambert steps in to judge for Keith.
Rosie Perez Leaving ‘The View’ After 4 Months Sad news for Rosie Perez. After only 4 months co-hosting “The View,” the actress is leaving the show. Via Variety : After only four months on “The View,” Rosie Perez is leaving the ABC morning show, Variety has learned. Perez had taken off the month of January to appear in the Broadway play “Fish in the Dark,” but it’s understood that she won’t be coming back to the Hot Topics table once she’s done. It’s unclear when ABC will announce her departure, but for now “View” producers have been trying other younger co-hosts in her seat. A rep for “View” denied that Perez would be leaving the show. “Her status with the show has not changed,” ABC said. Perez was handpicked by the show’s new executive producer Bill Wolff as a last-minute choice after the show underwent a reinvention this past summer after the retirement of Barbara Walters. The choice of Perez was a surprise given the other contenders that were in the mix last year. But Perez never got a hang of the show’s mixture of hard and soft news, and she had trouble reading from a TelePrompTer, insiders say. More changes in staffing — both behind and in front of the camera — are said to be in the works. Ratings have been plummeting for the show for some time now…do you think Rosie’s exit will make anyone want to watch more? ABC
Rihanna & Leo DiCaprio Hide Late-Night Hookups Apparently the Leo/Rihanna hookups have been going on for some time now. It appears that Playboy Mansion tongue-down was a little slip up for these two, as the pair has actually been resorting to covert spy tactics to keep their late-night smash sessions under wraps for some time now. Via HollywoodLife : Rihanna, 26, and Leo, 40, are both incredibly busy and powerful people in the industry, but they manage to make time for each other! “They mostly get together during the middle of the night. She creeps out late at night to get it on — it’s like a drug,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “It’s a whole process. She switches cars and drivers and meets him in very discreet places. They’ve got a system and they’re keeping it between themselves and extremely private.” Wow! Rihanna and Leo have clearly fleshed out the details of their hookups, and go out of their ways to see each other. But if you think Rihanna is sexting him when they’re apart, think again. “Rihanna isn’t really the sexting type of chick. What’s the point in pushing buttons on a phone talking about sex when she can have her dude push all the right buttons on her body,” our source continues. “She’s smart about it too. She’s not blowing him up. She’s not trying to chain him down either. It is what it is.” If they’re really trying to keep things secret, they are doing an AWFUL job. How much longer do you think Rihanna will play with Leo’s peen before she gets bored and moves on to her next conquest?
Remember those four Vanderbilt football players who were dismissed from the team year before last for forcing sex on a female student ? Two of the accused are currently on trial and the details of the alleged incident continue to horrify us… According to NY Daily News reports : Brandon Vandenburg and Cory Batey are each charged with five counts of aggravated rape and two counts of aggravated sexual battery. Vandenburg also faces additional charges of tampering with evidence and unlawful photography. Four former players are accused of raping the unconscious female neuroscience student in June 2013, but two will testify in the case. Both defense attorneys warned jurors about the two other former players who are charged in the case: Brandon Banks and Jaborian “Tip” McKenzie are expected to testify against Vandenburg and Batey. Video appears to show Vandenburg carrying the victim from a car outside the building into the dorm, according to testimony from Vanderbilt University Police Lt. Donnie Harville. Players were apparently seen on video dragging the unconscious woman down the hall. They giggled, shot video and sent text messages while they sexually abused her in an assault that began in a hallway, the prosecutor alleged. Thurman described in explicit detail how one former player assaulted her with a water bottle while a teammate egged him on. The prosecutor said one of the players passed out condoms and assaulted her. And one of the former players urinated on her and made a racial statement, Thurman alleged. Three of the ex-players are black and one is white. The victim is white. Disgusting… Talk about adding insult to injury. The poor woman was raped AND urinated on! Batey and Vandenburg are blaming the school’s “culture of binge drinking and promiscuity” for their role in the incident. None of the accused were of legal drinking age at the time. “I think the proof will be very clear at the end of the trial that alcohol played a role in what happened in that dorm room,” Worrick Robinson, an attorney who represents Batey, told jurors. He said Batey was so drunk that he blacked out that night. Robinson also told jurors that there is no evidence of Batey’s DNA in the dorm room and no evidence of his fingerprints on a condom box. What do you think is an appropriate punishment for such a crime? It seems like this happens time and time again with young athletes — especially football. What is it about sports that seems to attract these situations? We send our prayers out to the victim. We hope she’s able to recover from the trauma of this. APImages
Remember those four Vanderbilt football players who were dismissed from the team year before last for forcing sex on a female student ? Two of the accused are currently on trial and the details of the alleged incident continue to horrify us… According to NY Daily News reports : Brandon Vandenburg and Cory Batey are each charged with five counts of aggravated rape and two counts of aggravated sexual battery. Vandenburg also faces additional charges of tampering with evidence and unlawful photography. Four former players are accused of raping the unconscious female neuroscience student in June 2013, but two will testify in the case. Both defense attorneys warned jurors about the two other former players who are charged in the case: Brandon Banks and Jaborian “Tip” McKenzie are expected to testify against Vandenburg and Batey. Video appears to show Vandenburg carrying the victim from a car outside the building into the dorm, according to testimony from Vanderbilt University Police Lt. Donnie Harville. Players were apparently seen on video dragging the unconscious woman down the hall. They giggled, shot video and sent text messages while they sexually abused her in an assault that began in a hallway, the prosecutor alleged. Thurman described in explicit detail how one former player assaulted her with a water bottle while a teammate egged him on. The prosecutor said one of the players passed out condoms and assaulted her. And one of the former players urinated on her and made a racial statement, Thurman alleged. Three of the ex-players are black and one is white. The victim is white. Disgusting… Talk about adding insult to injury. The poor woman was raped AND urinated on! Batey and Vandenburg are blaming the school’s “culture of binge drinking and promiscuity” for their role in the incident. None of the accused were of legal drinking age at the time. “I think the proof will be very clear at the end of the trial that alcohol played a role in what happened in that dorm room,” Worrick Robinson, an attorney who represents Batey, told jurors. He said Batey was so drunk that he blacked out that night. Robinson also told jurors that there is no evidence of Batey’s DNA in the dorm room and no evidence of his fingerprints on a condom box. What do you think is an appropriate punishment for such a crime? It seems like this happens time and time again with young athletes — especially football. What is it about sports that seems to attract these situations? We send our prayers out to the victim. We hope she’s able to recover from the trauma of this. APImages
There’s more trouble for the Baltimore Ravens today, as Darren Sanders – the team’s head of security – has been accused of sexually assaulting a woman during the team’s December 14 game against the Cleveland Browns. TMZ has obtained a police report that details the woman’s accusations against Sanders. Ravens Head of Security Charged With Sexual Assault The unidentified alleged victim says she was working at the stadium on the day in question, and she was asked to escort Sanders to a different part of the stadium. According to the report, Sanders proceeded to “hit and/or grope her buttocks more than once.” The female employee says Sanders then “pressed his body against hers and kissed her neck and attempted to force her to grab his penis.” The woman was able to escape from the confrontation, and she immediately told several co-workers about the incident. Investigators say at least one person witnessed part of the interaction. Sanders has been charged with a fourth degree sex crime and is scheduled for a hearing on February 9. 2014 has already been marred by scandal for the Ravens organization. Footage of star running back Ray Rice assaulting his wife in an elevator emerged at the start of the football season. The Ravens terminated Rice’s contract almost immediately, but the damage to the team’s reputation had already been done. Earlier this month, the team’s front office was widely criticized following an interview in which Janay Rice revealed that the Ravens “suggested” she apologize for her role in her husband’s assault. Sanders was involved in the team’s investigation into the incident, and he claims he attempted to obtain the damning footage that later leaked online, but was unable to do so. Janay Palmer and Ray Rice Photos 1. Janay Palmer, Ray Rice Photo Ray Rice and Janay Palmer on Instagram. All smiles on this night.
The Duggar family took date night to a new level Sunday, as Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar joined kids Josh, Jill, and Jessa, and their spouses for an evening of fun. The rest of their 19 Kids and Counting? At home with Jana Duggar , obviously. Josh, Jill and Jessa Duggar, and their spouses Anna Duggar, Derick Dillard and Ben Seewald, joined Jim Bob and Michelle for a photo Josh put up on Twitter. “Quadruple-date with these people!” the 26-year-old father of three children himself (soon to be four) captioned the photo of the family posing in a minivan. That family really needs a customized, stretch minivan of some kind. The quadruple Duggar date follows Jessa and Jill’s double date earlier this month with husbands Ben and Derick, which put to rest whispers of a feud. There had been talk of Jill Duggar and Jessa Duggar feud , but a dinner party put that to rest. Jill wrote: “@jessaseewald and @ben_seewald are here for dinner!” “So fun hanging out with our siblings! #familydinnner #19kids.” You know who hangs out with her siblings a lot? Jana Duggar, the family’s oldest daughter, and the one left in charge of the little ones in many situations. Or when anyone in the family does anything, basically. Jana Duggar Photos: So Beautiful, So Maligned 1. Jana Marie Duggar Jana Marie Duggar is so beautiful … and put upon, supposedly, by a family that relies on her to help take care of the others but never have a life of her own. If that’s true, it’s sad. Is it time for her to break free? The saintly, ever-patient Jana has become so put upon that she’s even being edited out of episodes of the family’s reality show in order to quell fan outcry. Don’t expect that to work in the Social Media Age, though. 19 Kids and Counting fans are passionate and know that the show isn’t the whole story. Scrubbing her from TLC doesn’t make this shining star invisible. Not as a human being. Not as a human being. Speaking of the family reality show, it returns Tuesday, February 17, 2015 with updates on Jill and Derick’s life as newlyweds, and footage from Jessa’s wedding. Should be a lot of great stuff for fans of the Duggar clan. Things you should NOT expect to see when you watch 19 Kids and Counting online this spring: Jim Bob’s shock when he was told Jessa and Ben would be sharing their first kiss in private, as he reportedly told producers to edit that out. Jinger Duggar walking in on Jessa and Ben consummating their marriage at the church, which supposedly happened to the horror of guests. Jana Duggar, in general. 9 Things BANNED in the Duggar Family 1. Dates Without Chaperones The Duggar parents often accompany their kids on dates in order to maintain “accountability” and “keep things from going in the wrong direction,” per Jim Bob. The girls are fine with this, as being alone with men puts them in grave “moral danger.” When the parents aren’t available, their older siblings will often tag along, making every date a group date and a family affair.
