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Anastasia Ashley for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Like Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski and so many other it-girls before her, Anastasia Ashley’s hot surfer ass is being celebrated by Carl’s Jr, a company that by default destroys so many potential nice asses on a daily basis with the quality of their food, but it is nice for them to be aspirational and pretend… There’s something funny thing about Carl’s Jr taking a pro athlete surfer babe like Anastasia Ashley, and filling her out like she actually eats fast food, you know like she was a Kate Upton, when you know by looking at her ripped 4% body fat frame in all her other pictures, that she probably doesn’t even eat actual food, she’s more of a water diet, even when it is organic…but it’s nice to pretend, when pretending is glossy pics of her amazing round ass…because fit or into Carl’s Jr or not…her ass is perfect…and I would eat that burger all day…whether it was showered or not. If all fast food workers and all fast food eating customers looked like this, in their bikinis, I would probably spend a lot more time in fast food spots getting arrested for exposing myself and trying to get everyone there pregnant…with my own dried up, infertile thanks to alcoholism, complacency and broken dreams condiment…. I guess what it comes down to is that, maybe if she didn’t eat so much Carl’s Jr, she’d have more thigh gap and would look less like she’s trying to be a mermaid with her fat legs all rubbing together like they were a fucking tail.

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Rita Ora Topless in Elle of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement. I’ve never heard any of her songs, or maybe I have, but they haven’t been sold off to the radio stations like they were Katy Perry, Rihanna, Gaga and all the other very mainstream acts that get a ton of fucking airplay, not because they are good songs, or people call in requests, but because it’s a fucking business and the radio is designed to sell tickets to shows, you know the frontline, forced content on people, media that doesn’t care about what’s best for any of us, despite being such a big part of our life, unintentionally, but still in every store we walk into… That said, Rita Ora was signed when Rihanna was acting all crazy and could have ended up dying of a drug overdose…but has since calmed down and is making everyone money, putting this one on the bench until they need to bring her out, and I guess while she waits she gets topless in magazines, and she’s got big tits, so that’s not a horrible thing…probably much better than any of the songs she sings..

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Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal is in some behind the scenes for some photoshoot that I didn’t bother researching because I research is for nerdy weirdos and I don’t really care for Nina Agdal, not even when she gets nude pics of her from dudes she fucked in Miami posted to the internet, because people fuck, and this model, despite being a big name, doesn’t make much money, is no different than most hookers out there, and really may even still hook to live the lavish life while trying to recruit gay celebrity husbands like Adam Levine, who she turned out to be not good enough for, which is pretty bad, considering he’s the worst, so bad that I can’t even look at her objectively, all I see is maroon….and it’s the fucking worst.

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Nina Agdal Has Some Lucky Fans

OK, so I know that it’s possible you guys might be starting to get a little tired of all the Nina Agdal posts I’ve been doing lately (even though I think you should get your eyes checked if that’s the case), and I definitely don’t want to overexpose my current favorite model. Even though, again, that’s crazy. But I’m sorry, I came across these pictures of Nina looking as gorgeous as ever doing a fan meet and greet in Miami Beach, and I have a serious problem. How come I never heard about this? Everyone knows I’m her #1 fan. That should obviously be me sitting on her lap ! So great, now my whole weekend is ruined. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Nina Agdal’s Behind-The-Scenes Bikini Goodness

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Nina Agdal Is Back In A Bikini!

Good news, guys. I know we’ve gone a painful couple days without any new Nina Agdal pictures, let alone ones of her looking as hot as she does in this shoot for Banana Moon Swimwear. And yeah, I know none of you really care too much about what kind of bikinis Nina’s wearing as long as she’s posing for super-hot pictures like this, but the way I see it, the more free press I give these companies, the more free bikini pictures we can all get in return. See, it’s not just about enjoying one Nina Agdal bikini photoshoot, it’s about enjoying one a week. That’s right, I’m thinking long-term here. You’re welcome. » view all 18 photos

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Nina Agdal Works It In Cosmo

By my count it’s been at least a couple days since our last Nina Agdal post, and since that’s way too long as far as I’m concerned, I decided to go looking for some new pictures of my current favorite model. And I guess landing the SI Swimsuit Issue cover has been pretty good for Nina, because now here she is with a sexy spread in the April issue of Cosmopolitan . Personally, I still prefer the bikini shots , but as long as the world keeps getting more pictures of Nina, I don’t really care where they come from. So enjoy guys, because I know I will.

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Nina Agdal for Cosmo April 2014 of the Day

Nina Agdal did Cosmo…and no one cared because she also did Sports Illustrated and no one cared…and in sports illustrated she was actually half naked and posing like some kind of slut…but it turns out after a few conversations I’ve had with people who don’t worry or think about these irrelevant people who don’t contribute anything to the world…is that there is hope…average people don’t even know Sports Illustrated happened, they don’t know who Nina Agdal is…and that for some reason makes me happy…unlike these clothed pics of her that just accentuate her water-head retard face…

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Nina Agdal’s Carl’s Jr Commercial of the Day

I am not getting paid by Nina Agdal or by Carl’s Jr…so I have no idea why I am posting their commercial…a commercial that they produced for the sole purpose of paying TV and Youtube to play in front of videos…for everyone to be annoyed by but for everyone to accept as all part of the distribution of media because it is important that all these people make billions of dollars selling to companies who make billions of dollars…all by brain washing us with models who probably make 1000 dollars a day, and only work 10 days a month…. I mean seriously, I am posting a fucking commercial for free…that they have a multi million dollar budget to spend on…and I am acting like it is news…because there’s a fucking bikini model for Sports Illustrated in it…what the fuck. I just bought into their scam…but in my defense, I am more into the burger in her panties that Adam Levine ruined…but that’s just because I like tainted meat, it’s always more affordable…and tasty…

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Nina Agdal Gets Fishy For Carl’s Jr.

So apparently Carl’s Jr. got my favorite model Nina Agdal to do another one of their sexy fast food commercials , and I don’t get it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Nina could release a video of her eating a bowl of chili and I’d still think she looks great, but she made the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year, and Nina’s still stuck selling fish sandwiches? Girl needs a new manager stat, and I’d be happy to volunteer. Sure, I may not have a ton of experience, but I promise this wouldn’t fly with me. The most degrading thing I’d ever try to talk Nina into doing would be to sleep with a blogger. …OK, you’re right. Maybe that is worse.

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