In good news for dudes everywhere, the SI girls are still out there promoting the 50th anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . This time by playing some beach volleyball down in Miami. A bunch of bikini models jumping up and down in the sand for the cameras? Yeah, that should do the trick. Anyway, after checking out the pictures, I think I’m most impressed by one of the girls I’ve never really seen before, Samantha Hoopes . She may not be a household name yet, but with a booty this impressive, she deserves the cover next year if you ask me. And everybody knows an endorsement from the Tuna is pretty much a lock. Don’t laugh, it worked for Nina Agdal , didn’t it? » view all 33 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
The latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover is out – and it features a couple nearly naked veterans in Nina Agdal and Chrissy Teigen. They are joined by Lily Aldridge, who is one of several hotties gracing the pages of this year’s edition for the first time. The GORGEOUS rookie class hails from around the globe, as it includes Bregje Heinen (Holland), Samantha Hoopes (Pennsylvania) and Lauren Mellor (Johannesburg, South Africa). Don’t worry, fellas: Kate Upton will still be featured in the magazine. But feast your eyes first on the following beach-based beauties, some of whom have forgotten to even wear half their bathing suits! 12 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Rookies: Lower the Blinds! Open Slideshow 1. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Here’ a guarantee: it won’t be her last. View As List 1. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Here’ a guarantee: it won’t be her last. 2. Bregje Heinen Bregje Heinen is missing half her bathing suit in this Sports Illustrated edition. Not that we’re complaining! 3. Cris Urena Cris Urena is rather pretty, don’t you think? She poses here for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 4. Valerie van der Graaf Valerie van der Graaf stares seductively into the Sports Illustrated camera in this photo. In this HOT photo, we should say. 5. Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge strikes a seductive poses here for Sports Illustrated. She’s a rookie in the 2014 edition of the magazine. 6. Samantha Hoopes Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookie. This is her first time heating up the magazine’s pages. 7. Lauren Mellor Hello there, Lauren Mellor! The beauty poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 8. Marloes Horst Marloes Horst is featured here in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. 9. Hannah Ferguson Hannah Ferguson poses here for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She’s missing half her swimsuit, however. 10. Hilary Duff Family Hilary Duff Instagrams #modernfamily vacation. See the adorable pic! 11. Gigi Hadid & Sara Sampaio Gigi Hadid & Sara Sampaio are two Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookies. But we have a feeling they’ll eventually be magazine veterans.
For Oscar Pistorius, the beloved athlete who went from inspiration to murder suspect, Valentine’s Day 2014 marks the one-year anniversary of his girlfriend’s death. The South African, a double amputee who became a global sensation at the 2012 London Olympics, has been charged with the murder of Reeva Steenkamp. The 27-year-old wrote Friday in a statement: “No words can adequately capture my feelings about the devastating accident that has caused such heartache for everyone who truly loved – and continues to love Reeva.” “The loss of Reeva and the complete trauma of that day … the pain and sadness, especially for Reeva’s parents, family and friends, consumes me with sorrow. ” “I will carry with me for the rest of my life.” Oscar Pistorius will stand trial on March 3. The track star faces the charge of premeditated murder , which carries a minimum sentence of 25 years in prison. Pistorius repeatedly denied the allegation, claiming he mistook Reeva Steenkamp for an intruder when he shot her four times through a locked bathroom door. A judge will deliver a verdict in the case, as there is no trial by jury in South Africa. Pistorius, who is out on bail, also faces charges of firing a gun in a public space.
The cover of Sports Illustrated’s 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue went to not one, not two, but three models in Lily Aldridge, Chrissy Teigen and Nina Agdal. Wearing barely-there bikini bottoms, the beauties got cheeky in the watershed issue, turning to the camera and show off their perfectly toned backsides. The 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover trio had to endure a brutal shoot in the Cook Islands … compared to Kate Upton’s Antarctic adventure: Not since 1994’s “Dream Team” of Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson and Rachel Hunter has a trio of supermodels appeared on the cover of the buzzworthy issue. Chrissy Teigen (right) and Nina Agdal (left) are veterans of the annual bikini photo extravaganza, while Aldridge (center) is a newcomer, but a worthy one. “I feel so lucky,” Aldridge, the 28-year-old wife of Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill and mother to 19-month-old-daughter Dixie, said. “It’s a dream come true.” Adds Nina Agdal, 21, “I’m speechless. It was my goal. I couldn’t be happier to be on this year’s cover. Absolutely amazing!” Teigen, 28, had a similar take: “I started crying. It was a weird shaking [and] trembling … I didn’t believe it.” The real question: Which of these SI hotties is the hottest? Vote below! Nina Agdal Lily Aldridge Chrissy Teigen I Miss Kate Upton!!! View Poll » The trio is also sharing the honors with a fourth cover girl. Sort of. A special, very real-looking Barbie swimsuit issue cover will reportedly be packaged over the top of 1,000 copies as part of a promotional deal with Mattel.
Gillian Jacobs is some 31 year old on some show called Community, and she’s flashing her bra like some kind of teen on a school trip…even though she’s not a teen…despite what her botox is telling you…or maybe this is her natural state…she doesn’t drink, which may go against everything I stand for and know, and which may remind me of how much I hate non-drinkers because they judge me and my drinking friends like they are better than us because they fear fun while escaping life’s problems…making her a great designated driver probably a better calling than being a bikini model…because she’s still 31 and 31 is historically known for having “problem” spots… Either way, here’s her spread for complex, where she is unfortunately…not spread.
This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot. Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not… Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from… I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense. I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself… It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense… If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.
It’s not that often that we get a Mariah Carey sighting here on HollywoodTuna, mostly because I’m not a mean person, and I want you guys to be able to keep your lunch down. But every once in a while, Mariah busts out her massive cleavage, and massive cleavage is always worth sharing, no matter who it’s attached to. So here’s Mariah looking as good as we’ve seen her in years at the BET Honors awards. So enjoy, because this is one mighty impressive performance. Encore! Photos: WENN.com
Now that the Super Bowl’s over, that means we’re in for a depressing few football-free months until next season starts. But don’t worry guys, because I’ve got something to help ease the pain and tide you over for now: this football-themed photoshoot Nina Agdal did for bebe. Just be careful though, because between the short shorts and the sexy belly action, these pictures are so hot, they might make you forget about football all together.
You know who I have a crush on…Georgia May Jagger…not a real crush because I’ve never met her…I just like the idea of fucking Mick Jagger’s androgynous mouth in the least gay way…set on a girl…he created when he wasn’t having anal sex with David Bowie… You know, Mick, the kind of womanly man, who sang his big lips off and you’d catch yourself thinking, “if only those were on a girl, I could imagine the blow job of champions, but since it’s on Mick, I’m gonna pretend I have a boner cuz of the heavy bass, even though he’s really dainty”… You know, his daughter…a model..in her bikini…making all that ok… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I make fun of Nina Agdal for looking like she’s retarded retarded…I’m talking downs syndrome in a home retarded…and part of a work program where she gets paid a discount rate…filling some sort of affirmative action that 10 percent of your workforce needs to be disabled…otherwise you’re not an ethical company……but when she’s grabbing at her tit like some little porn slut about to take two dicks…her retardation disappears…and my love for her…and want and need to care for her is all that matters…
