I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but we’ve gone at least two or three days without any new Nina Agdal pictures, and that’s way too long to go without drooling over my current favorite model. But don’t worry, because I’ve got our Nina fix covered: here she is doing some sexy new shoot for bebe. There, that ought to be enough to tide us over for at least another 2-3 days hours minutes. …I’ll start looking for more now.
Looks like I might have spoke too soon when I called that Lisalla Montenegro bikini shoot the sexiest photoshoot of the year. Because this one Nina Agdal just did for Terry Richardson definitely deserves a spot in the Top 5. In fact, the only thing keeping these pictures from going #1 right now is that there aren’t more of them. So if/when more of these ridiculously hot pictures get released, I’ll be sure to update my rankings. You know, assuming I’m able to regain consciousness after I pass out from my pants spontaneously combusting.
Anais Pouliot is a homegrown hero. She’s from Montreal, I’ve never met her, which is one of life’s great tragedies, but I have been reaching out to her consistently since day one, because people I know know her…but she always ignores me…which is nice to know that even before becoming a Victoria’s Secret catalog girl this catalog, which is pretty fucking huge, she’s always been an asshole with an ego who is too hot or too cool for some English fucker from back home… I like to think in a lot of ways, I helped her launch her titty model career, but I’ll never get credit for it, even though the only credit I want is unprotected sex with her… I guess this is the peak, booking Victoria’s Secret is as major as it gets….but not as major as her name being “ANUS”…
Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal is modelling Sports Illustrated owned and affiliated Beach Bunny Wedding line….which is funny considering the real bride is going to be Behati Prinsloo over at Victoria’s Secret, because this Nina girl was dumped by Adam Levine to go off and marry the better one…but at least Nina can still wear bride themed bikinis…I hope she cried with every one she put on… Here she is in her beer commercial…
In case you guys don’t already get enough of Nina Agdal as is, and since it’s been at least 24 hours since I last did a post on my favorite model (which might be a new record), I figured it was time to go do a little cyber-stalking sleuthing of my own. So, without further ado, here’s some of the hottest pictures that Nina posted to Instagram last month. This took a lot of time, mostly because I needed frequent breaks for cold showers, but you’re welcome. Now don’t say I never do anything for you guys. » view all 32 photos
Holy Sh%t! This may be the hottest Beach Bunny photoshoot ever. Also it’s by far the best I’ve ever seen Nina Agdal . I wasn’t expecting something this hot during the holidays, but this pretty much solidifies Nina as model of the year. I’m sure we’ll be seeing her on the cover of SI.
I know that I call Nina Agdal my favorite supermodel and Helen Flanagan my favorite busty blonde and I have a new favorite no-name hottie every week, but don’t get me wrong, that doesn’t change a thing about how I feel about Xenia Deli . She’s still by far the hottest woman on the planet as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, I understand if that’s all a little confusing though, so to help you keep track, just remember that Xenia’s the only one who’s so smoking hot she melts my sweatpants every single time I see her. So enjoy this latest photoshoot of hers, while I go change into a new pair. » view all 18 photos
Nina Agdal’s PR team is on hyperdrive right now. They know SI is making the cover decision and they know that they need to get as much press as possible so that they chose Nina…she’s up against all the overrated SI models….as well as new girls like Emily Ratajkowski, who I assume is actually going to get the cover, but that doesn’t mean that the Agdal team isn’t going to put up a fight…book campaigns, do paparazzi, pics, come up with a scandal…it’s fucking now or never…motherfuckers…and here she is bikini modelling…cuz retard head or not, she’s still half naked…
I always laugh at Nina Agdal because she looks like she’s semi retarded, because she may be semi retarded and apparently, at least based on Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated likes that look, otherwise they wouldn’t be pushing Nina as aggressively as they do….but to every retard head is a vagina, a usually a body, that sometimes makes you see past what most would consider a flaw…to focus on what is important, and that is the rest of her…and every once in a while, the rest of her, all half naked and shit, looks fucking ripped, hot and ready to be mounted in a way that makes all of us wish she was less of a retard head and more of a retard, all institutionalized, so that we could get a job working as her orderly changing her diaper, with out mouths…..
Since I know that you guys love Nina Agdal bikini pictures as much as I do, here’s the hardest-working supermodel out there in another great shoot for Sauvage. And after this latest set of pictures, it’s official: there’s no way Nina doesn’t land the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year. Not because she’s hotter than 99% of the models out there right now (which she is), but because I’m pretty sure she’s already been photographed wearing every single bikini/swimsuit ever made, which means there’s nothing left over for her competition. » view all 19 photos