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Paris Hilton’s Skinny Girl Breasts Make An Appearance

Posted on June 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Say what you will about Paris Hilton , but she’s got one hell of a tight little body on her. Here she is in a really tight dress that not only leaves little to the imagination, but squeezes those skinny girl breasts together just perfectly. I love those magical disappearing reappearing boobs of hers. I get the feeling this chick spends the better part of the day keeping herself looking good. I wonder how much she pends a year on hair removal? Money well spent.

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Paris Hilton’s Booty Almost Busts Out

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For such a skinny chick Paris Hilton’s ass is really looking kinda dumpy, I like a chick who can hardly keep her pants on, but this isn’t what I had in mind. I’m sure lots of you fatties out there know what she’s going through. Anyhow, she’s probably on her period and having one of those bloated days I her so much about in commercials, so I shouldn’t be to hard on the girl, but next time you’re going to wear pants that don’t fit, make sure they’re too small not too big. Just a suggestion.

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Paris Hilton’s Weird Holiday Swimsuit

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Paris Hilton is vacationing in Hawaii while the rest of us freeze our balls, it’s nice to be rich and famous, here she is hanging out in her weird swimsuit on the beach with her douche. It looks like it’s missing a few pieces, not that I care, the more skin the better. I think I can see a little underboob which is always nice, but I would have preferred a bikini. And what happened to the massive cleavage she was rocking the other day? Her on again off again magical boobies seem to have vanished once again. So sad.

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Paris Hilton’s Sexy Euro Douche Party

Posted on December 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Paris Hilton’s Sexy Euro Douche Party

Here’s Paris Hilton enjoying a wild night in Madrid at something called a Supermartxe VIP Party on Saturday night. I don’t know what that means, but it looks like she’s having a good time. I don’t know if she’s performing or just dancing with a bunch of chicks on stage, I don’t know what the hell is going on, but she looks pretty good doing it. Why don’t I ever get invited to parties like this? I can dance with a group of half naked chicks at a cheesy Euro party. Not fair.

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Paris Hilton’s On Again Off Again Cleavage

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s happening with Paris Hilton and that cocaine thing she’s got going on, I don’t really care, but I like her skinny girl boobies so here they are. They’re not as magical as they were the other day, but they’ll do for now. I’m really confused as to how she gets them looking so big when they’re clearly quite small. And does it work on testicles because mine need some help… They look like golf balls in a pillow case.

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Paris Hilton Trashy See Through Top Pictures

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m kind of glad Paris Hilton seems to be back to her old self, I know, I can’t believe I just wrote that either but I already typed it out and I’m too lazy to delete it. Anyhow, first she was getting hammered on champagne and dancing around in a little pink swimsuit filming some sort of Euro trash music video, and now here she is in her slutty fishnet and bra combination. Welcome back princess. It’s only a matter of time before she flashes the old beef curtains. Good times. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

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Paris Hilton Thinks She’s Bad Ass

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it Paris Hilton to get caught by photographers while she smokes what the kids are calling marijuana cigarettes at some concert the other day. What a lady douche. What was she thinking? Doesn’t she know that she’s got a responsibility as a roll model for pretentious, self indulgent rich girls everywhere to live up to. I’m disappointed in her. Can you imagine how annoying a stoned Paris Hilton must be? No thank you.

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Paris Hilton’s Boobies Aren’t So Magical

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always knew that sooner or later Paris Hilton’s magical boobies would come back down to earth, I just didn’t think it would be today. Here they are out the other day looking like, well, like skinny girl boobs. Sad. It’s not all bad though, she’s giving us a little peek at her chilly nipples so at least that’s something. I’m sure after she reads this post she’ll come back even stronger with bigger and better bras that will get her little boobs back into the shape that we’ve come to know and love. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Come Out To Party

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton’s magical on again off again cleavage seems to be off again, luckily to make up for the lack of juiciness, she’s decided to give us a little peek at the nipples. Thoughtful, but we’ve all seen this these things before, I could pick Paris’ nipples out of a nipple line up any day. Luckily I like rich girl nipples, they’re just the right size and delicious, I wish someone could package them and sell them in the candy store. I could snack on them while I write this crap.

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Paris Hilton’s Wild Magical Boobs

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m really liking this new single Paris Hilton , she’s back to her old tricks doing everything she can to get noticed. We all saw her in her little bikini the other day, and we know she doesn’t have any front meat, yet here she is showing off her magical boobs in yet another impressive push up bra. They need to make a male version of this thing soon, I’m going to the beach in a few weeks and I need my junk to look it’s best in my Power Rangers speedo.

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