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Eva Longoria’s Downward Pointing Nipples of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria looks like shit…she’s old, she’s sloppy, but I guess she’s tighter bodied than the Mexicans she hires with their 6 babies as Mexicans do, because she’s got the genetics to be built like a Mexican but she tries so hard to not be a Mexican, she’s a cunt like that…I mean unless when it’s time for her to use it to her advantage like it was Sofia Vergara’s accent..you know that bitch can speak perfect english… That said, on an international level, Eva Longoria is HUGE. People are fucking obsessed with her, they think she’s some philanthropist or superstar, it’s like the David Hasselhoff effect where no one in AMerica gives a fuck about the motherfucker, but the rest of the world just latched on and love that person… Not that that matters, or her and yet another man / husband / it’s not her first…in her bikini looking dumpy and it’s not just me saying that…it’s her nipples…blame the nipples..stare at the vag. The post Eva Longoria’s Downward Pointing Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Handstand of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right… I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career…. But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site… The post Emily Osment Handstand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like her version vs the paparazzi version Kelly Brook is a fat chick, who is pretty much fatter than ever, but quite possibly as fat as she’s always been, I’ve only met one dude who either fucked her or knew people who fucked her and he was very vocal at how misleading her pictures are and how disgusting she actually is, or was, in her 20s, pretty much 20 years ago, when she was still in the UK fucking Rugby players… I just find it interesting that in a plus sized model era, she finally come out as the plus sized she’s been struggling with her entire career, not that she’s a real model, just a Glamour titty model, the lower hanging fruit with big tits willing to show off her big tits….kind of model…and I don’t even think she’s worked as a titty model for years…she’s just been riding that wave like any dude who has fucked her has ridden her waves cuz she’s jiggly as fuck…. I find it interesting a how she knows her fucking angles hard, how to pose, the paparazzi versions of her versus her picture of herself are about 75 lbs heavier….making me question whats real anymore…everything is a lie… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josie Canseco is great and these are her nipples. She’s the classy baseball daughter – naked after her dad, who’s mom is probably some low level MITT Slut…that’s what I’ve decided to call baseball wives…and maybe she worked as a cocktail waitress at some sports bar, or stripped at a strip club, or even an escort agency he rolled through on while on roid’s in need of letting off steam from his shrunken balls… I don’t know where her parents met, I am just using deductive logic as to who baseball players accidentally knock up and commit to and marry….because athlete wives are always pretty trashy…but they have access to so much money….to do all the things they’ve ever dreamed…. Well here’s their daughter, her hot body, doing what anyone with a trust fund would do…model to feel sexy, pretty, noticed…. The post Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hunter Haley King Big Tits for Some Shit of the DAy

Posted on July 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Hunter Haley King and she’s got tits like most girls under 25 thanks to hormones in the food, being fat, and accessible plastic surgery – because having big tits is a great business strategy for talentless low levels trying to make it – trying to get attention – trying to build out their social media – trying to get paid – trying to become EM RATA – but I guess Hunter Haley hasn’t gone fully committed to the cause because I can’t see her nipples in some soft filter in a hotel room or the middle of the desert….but cleavage is a good start TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hunter Haley King Big Tits for Some Shit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Bruna Fashion Nipple of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Kate Moss Nipples on a Balcony of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if these are new or old, but I do know that Kate Moss is old, but her nipples being exposed, although something constant over the last 25 years, always feels new and refreshing, whether at the beach, on a yacht or looking at her phone on a Baclony, I never get annoyed of this gutter, glamorous, girl who fucks needle using dirt bags, questionable mom, cocaine using rockstar from the model world, living that rockstar life…she just exudes amazing….and even at 100, she’s worth trying to jerk off to, if you can still jerk off to model tits… I guess the lesson we can learn from all this is that – if you’re skinny as fuck at 20, to the point you get made fun of and criticized doing the whole HEROIN chic…she’ll fill out nicely by 50….when things start to slow down.. The condition of her pussy – is a whole other situation probably not worth investigating, even if I am into at least smelling the vagina that has been though the insane journey her vagina has been through…I feel it will have a rotting flesh bouquet…like a fine wine that has gone sour….because it’d be Kate Moss rotting vagina, which is the best kind of rotting vagina…because she’s just that great…if you know what I mean.. The post Kate Moss Nipples on a Balcony of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lottie Hayes Nipple of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lottie Hayes is not famous, but she’s a model….and she’s skinny and she gets topless…so she probably will get famous…already on covers of magazines without having a huge internet following, giving me hope that the world will stop casting people based on followers. It’s idiotic but makes sense but unfortunately makes cunts too much money they don’t need… Lottie looks young young, she’s interesting enough looking in the most basic of ways. She’s from the UK, she has all her teeth now that the UK has modern dental technology and it’s not the industrial revolution where everywhere is covered in an inch of coal dust, fighting for a piece of meat, in their sewer-less flats… She’s not a character or orphan in a Dickens story, but would probably be more interesting if she was, but I guess showing her nipples is enough to be considered in this nipple loving era of nipples. Hey Lottie – I see your nipples. Long gone are the days of a lady being a lady at a garden party riding bikes side saddle…it all happened when we gave them the right to vote. The post Lottie Hayes Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat…even though I should be the one doing the down throat shoving…but I am not because I am not sure what I do…so the throat fucking is done by the execs who cast her, before they figuratively shove her down our throats via marketing… I do understand her hustle, I do appreciate that a nude model can make it in the world, it is like Kim Kardashian teaching young girls the importance of fucking in video to get rich and famous, even though we all know only 1-5 girls actually benefit from sex tapes, while the 1000s who do them just benefit me when I get to watch them….and that is just fine. Elsa is still behind the scenes on the malll brand shoot looking great – because of her nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton Gives Us A Nipply Reminder She's Still Hot

Posted on May 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why hello there, Paris Hilton. We haven’t seen your nipples in quite a long time. I have to say, it’s good to see them again and we are all glad you doing so well and still looking so hot. … read more

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