Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski posted this to her instagram and then deleted it, because of the nipples…as instagram doesn’t allow nipples, but rather encourages you and everyone you know to use their nonsense free of charge in exchange for making them all a bunch of fucking billionaires…something you’d think they’d thank you for…by letting you post whatever the fuck you want…but instead that they control and regulate like the hall monitor at your high school so that they can further monetize your hard work and intellectual property….because we are all a bunch of suckers…that’s why they are rich and we’re pathetic… That said, follow me on INSTAGRAM …. An account Emily Ratajkowski has blocked because she doesn’t like me…so I have no idea if this is her or not, I’m can’t see any of it…but if you want to see her naked…google.
Sarah Stephens was in see through lingerie for Agent Provocateur yesterday…because some lingerie companies do better shitty catalog pics than the evil corporate generic sweatshop made Christian friendly photoshop out the nipples on their cheap overpriced white trash rags…and others don’t….and here she is in shitty catalog shots again…this time with less see through and more swimwear…because she is a versatile model…throw panties and bras at her for 10,000 dollars a day…or throw bikini at her for 10,000 dollars a day…and she fucking delivers…right…
While Farrah Abraham can only blame, or congratulate, herself for almost all of the issues in her oft-controversial life, we actually feel bad for her in this case. The photos of Farrah Abraham’s botched lip injections above tell you all you need to know. Wow. Girlfriend needs to find herself a new plastic surgeon. Speaking of which … it’s hard not to see a procedure so blatantly botched and not think of Dr. Terry Dubrow, star of the E! reality show called Botched . She even shouted out Dubrow and co-star Dr. Paul Nassif on Instagram, writing, “Girlfriends don’t say I didn’t warn ya! #BOTCHED California #ER #fixit.” Dr. Dubrow, of course, is married to The Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Heather Dubrow, and appears regularly on that series as well. He’s seen it all in his day, and something like what happened to Farrah Abraham is clearly prime fodder for the surgeon’s solo foray into reality TV fame. Terry hinted in an interview with the Daily Mail that he may have already been in contact with the Teen Mom star about this cosmetic surgical mishap. “We can’t talk about that,” Durbrow said, “but let’s assume that we may be involved with that at this point … that’s something she may need help with.” Drs. Dubrow and Nassif debuted the first season of their show, in which they fix Botched cosmetic procedures, in 2014. Season 2 returns in April. It makes you wonder if Farrah deliberately experienced this blunder with that in mind, although not even she would go that far for 15 minutes of fame. Probably not, right? We honestly wouldn’t put that past her completely. 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. In any case, what the heck happened?! The 23-year-old says she researched the (unknown) doctor involved and decided the procedure was a safe bet. “She was wrong,” says an insider. “She says the doctors injected her with an anesthetic beforehand … and believes she had a MAJOR allergic reaction.” Abraham personally told her side of the story as such: “I was attempting to put in a lip implant, but while being relaxed by medication, the doctor used a method I was allergic to and I had a massive attack and went to [the ER].” “The hospital doctors let the other doctor know what he should not have done. I’m not on medicine for 5 days in order to clear up and heal my body from the attack.” “I never received the lip implant.” Goodness. Here’s hoping she can get this resolved, one way or the other, because these are among the most cringe-worthy of cringe-worthy Farrah photos.
In case you’re somehow not aware, Miley Cyrus enjoys taking her clothes off. In fact, nudity is central to her life philosophy. The former Hannah Montana doesn’t want to live in a world where she can’t get naked and smoke weed whenever and wherever she pleases. She’s currently active in the ” free the nipple ” campaign which is a movement with the goal of convincing the powers that be at Instagram to stop censoring female breasts. Judging from her latest upload, it seems that the Miley and company have won their courageous battle: Either that, or the intern they put in charge of charge of monitoring Miley’s account round the clock dozed off for a minute. In any event, Miley has succeeded in showing the world her nipples once again. It’s not like Miley topless is anything we haven’t seen before, of course, but this time it’s different. Those are symbolic nipples. They stand for freedom, equality, and the power of a grassroots boob-showing campaign. We have a theory that Miley might be a master strategist, and she’s actually been messing with us for months. You see, anyone who’s been to Miley’s Instagram page knows that it’s full of baby photos superimposed on twerking bodies and other terrifying images. We think the goal there was to traumatize IG admins to the point that now when they come to Miley’s page and see some nipples, they’re like, “Well, those won’t give me nightmares for life. I’ll let ’em slide.” Well played, Cyrus. Well played. Miley Cyrus Free the Nipple Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Free the Nipple Photo Miley wants her nipples to be free. And her pizza. Apparently, those two things are related.
I can’t appreciate this model showing her nipples on the beach in Barbados, even though I love model nipples, even if I never really heard of this model so to me she’s not even a model, but rather just a girl showing tits, because she, who apparently a big deal as a model before I got started on this site a decade ago, and probably before she got married to what I assume is a rich guy, because that’s the model retirement plan…. Not that it matters…what matters is that I can’t appreciate this tit slip, even though tits aren’t a big deal and barely matter this generation, but still matter to me because I’m an old school pervert because her name rhymes with Lena Dunham…and that makes me hate her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s so crazy..especially for a Disney princess who was crafted in the Disney Labs, robbed of her childhood but paid for and set for life….and this is all part of her marketing campaign…. It’s not very Chrismas to me..but maybe that’s because I prefer when she’s showing her nipples..I’m crazy like that..
I guess i-D Magaine is some fashion magazine…that I guess is on some sort of cutting edge of bullshit…since the fashion industry is bullshit…and what people think is relevant or interesting is bullshit…and even this shoot for fashion…that is really just naked models….is bullshit…but luckily bullshit I am totally into…because well..naked models… They are: Charlotte Carey, Frederikke, Athena Wilson, Anastasia Ivanova, Paula Magyar, Sabina Karlsson, Moffy, Sonoya Mizuno, Hazel Scott-Somme, Ayesha Tan Jones, Reba Maybury & Jess Maybury I’ve never heard of them…but I’ve seen their nipples…and I don’t think any of us are any better off for it…but I’m sitting on a couch in Canada, not getting a blowjob, while my wife eats Chrismas cookies…and reminds me how horrible my life is…what the fuck else am I supposed to do…
Her name is Charli XCX, she’s some new generation hipster popstar, and I guess she’s figured out the very basic and simplistic way to get noticed when you’re given the opportunity to participate in events that have paparazzi on the red carpet…and that is to show off you tits, wear sheer clothing, in a “look at me! look at me!” pretending to be an “artist”…kind of way. It’s on some early Madonna, when it was actually shocking…with a bit of Lady Gaga, when it’s actually played out and dull kick… We get it, girls who want to be famous or noticed show their tits. I guess this is feminism…working at its finest…I am such a power woman that I showcase my nipples…because they are just nipples…get over your nipple hating selves…to get noticed..and make a statement..when what it actually breaks down to is that her talent alone can’t make her…she must use her tits to get there…like the good old days…before this whole women’s rights thing… What I am saying is…this is not progressive for women…but it is tits…and I love tits. View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com View image | gettyimages.com
I know it isn’t Throwback Thursday, but it is Flashback friday, and what better way to remember the past, than to put up a picture of a star model of the past, that at one point in time was at the top of her game, and who has since pretty much packed up and moved back to Israel to do whatever it is she does…like post pics of her abs engaged mid crunch, you know to let you know she’s still alive and kicking, even though no one cares, since the world is filled with hot girls, many of whom have also had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, leaving this one old news..but not quite forgotten…right…
Bambi Northwood-Blyth is some Australian hipster it girl model, who was dating or is married to one of the big Australian brand owners, making her extra cool in the world of fashion….so cool that she blocked me on social media – because I guess I called her out for sleeping her way to the top, you know always hard to book campaigns when you are fucking the company owner, not that I know anything about Bambi Northwood-Blyth, other than that she’s showing her nipples in Harper’s Bazaar Australia… She’s SHOWN HER TITS BEFORE …which is what you have to do when you’re not all that hot – but still want to get booked for modeling jobs… It’s like be cool, be naked, the rest will fall into place.
