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Bambi Northwood-Blyth for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Bambi Northwood-Blyth is some Australian hipster it girl model, who was dating or is married to one of the big Australian brand owners, making her extra cool in the world of fashion….so cool that she blocked me on social media – because I guess I called her out for sleeping her way to the top, you know always hard to book campaigns when you are fucking the company owner, not that I know anything about Bambi Northwood-Blyth, other than that she’s showing her nipples in Harper’s Bazaar Australia… She’s SHOWN HER TITS BEFORE …which is what you have to do when you’re not all that hot – but still want to get booked for modeling jobs… It’s like be cool, be naked, the rest will fall into place.

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Bambi Northwood-Blyth for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

When you are a one hit wonder who was smart enough to have a baby with the number one pop song producer and writer – “The Dream”….only to get your name put on the song writing credits of all the hit songs…giving you life of residual royalty payments…so that you never have to work again…even though the one thing you really always wanted was to be the popstar that you are getting writing credits for…you know that fame and glory of everyone wanting to be her, what she may have experienced once with Dip it Low…but that fizzled out and turned into being a single mom part time host of one segment of The Voice…and not the Judge…you turn to social media to showcase your nipples…you know to let the 12 people who care know that they are still there…and this is what that looks like.

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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Taylor Swift Car Selfie of the Day

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift)  on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:55pm PST Taylor Swift and her team, that I assume involve her money grubbing parents – are pretty excited that she sold 1.5 million records, which I guess is totally unheard of in the music business now, because no one buys records…..but the fact is that her machine and the people she has campaigning for her have mastered the media. They figured out how to launch to the country market, how to penetrate the pop market, and it turns out it was all by her being penetrated by random relationships the world can all relate to….She’s this crossover star that touches all markets…while all kinds of men touch her…and now she’s teaching the kids how to car selfie…and hopefully crash because you’re a fucking Taylor Swift fan and must die…even though I know you know all the words to Shake It Off thanks to brainwashing…

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Julia By Chris Steinbach of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model or this photographer, I just know that she’s in a lacy bra and I can see her nipples, and that may be all I need to know… You see I don’t care about the artistic process by CHRIS STEINBACH or what camera and equipment he used…and I don’t care about model JUIA …or what she does for fun, or what she likes, or if she’s a real model and not just doing this for fun, or instagram.. I just care about nipples…I am a simple man. [galley] via C-Head

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Julia By Chris Steinbach of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Topless Panty Selfie Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a topless selfie – that was strategic enough to show off her nipples – while wearing some panties – in what I still consider highly erotic because Lohan may have a legacy for having been a troubled girl exploited by her own horrible family…broken, rude, and tormented with a an addiction…you know tabloid fodder no one actually cared about…others may think her legacy is a bunch of really shitty movies she acted exactly the same in…but I think her legacy is having a great set of implants that have carried her through being malnourished and half dead – to being chubby – probably a gift from her mom after they made their first million with her at 14 – because it would help her career…and I guess what I am saying is that she should be showing more of them – always – because that is what matters…at least when it comes to Lindsay Lohan.

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Lindsay Lohan Topless Panty Selfie Pic of the Day

Kate Moss Breast Cancer Awareness Pic of the Day

Here’s a philosophical question – if Kate Moss pulls out her tit for a Breast Cancer campaign – where her nipple gets edited out and replaced with a breast cancer ribbon – does it make a sound… The answer is yes….yes it makes a fucking sound…the sound of my penis exploding because Kate Moss is amazing and her nipples are all over the fucking place and I don’t need nipples to get excited in pics of her because nipples are everywhere, breast cancer ribbons are the new nipples…Truth.

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Andrea Sportono for Numero of the Day

Turns out that when a model – like this Andrea Spotorno – who I haven’t heard of but who is probably already rich from modelling because of her hard features, tall as fuck body, willingness to get naked and the whole not being fat thing – wears a bubble wrap shirt for a fashion magazine – and I can see her nipples – I get pretty happy. Maybe it is because bubble wrap was the only toy I got on Christmas, while the kids I was in the foster home with got actual toys, that came wrapped in bubble wrap…you know being the Mexican no one wanted and all…maybe Bubble wrap was my only childhood friend when I couldn’t speak the language….maybe popping each and every bubble released deep rooted hurt in my soul – like I was a cutter…or maybe I just like model tits… Either way, I wouldn’t notice her on the street other than to say “Look at the that tall skinny monster, I bet she’s a model”…but right now, right here…I am all about her little model tits. Boom.

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Andrea Sportono for Numero of the Day

Miley Cyrus Topless Backstage of the Day

I think this picture of Miley Cyrus backstage that someone snuck and snapped – who was probably on her camp and who was probably advised to release…just reminds us all that titty pics are not a big deal and that titty pics are fun to look at…and that titty pics, once you see them, make future titty pics far less exciting, because you know if this was from the Hannah Montana set – the internet would have broke… So girls, don’t just rub on your titties, take a pic of them in solidarity for the celebs who are pretending to be upset about their nudes, while loving the attention….like Miley is doing… It’s like you don’t have to hack this girl, she brings it to you on a platter…and you can’t hate that or really anything else about her…I mean you can…but you shouldn’t…since she’s so generous with her nipples…

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Miley Cyrus Topless Backstage of the Day

Miley Cyrus Topless Backstage of the Day

I think this picture of Miley Cyrus backstage that someone snuck and snapped – who was probably on her camp and who was probably advised to release…just reminds us all that titty pics are not a big deal and that titty pics are fun to look at…and that titty pics, once you see them, make future titty pics far less exciting, because you know if this was from the Hannah Montana set – the internet would have broke… So girls, don’t just rub on your titties, take a pic of them in solidarity for the celebs who are pretending to be upset about their nudes, while loving the attention….like Miley is doing… It’s like you don’t have to hack this girl, she brings it to you on a platter…and you can’t hate that or really anything else about her…I mean you can…but you shouldn’t…since she’s so generous with her nipples…

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Miley Cyrus Topless Backstage of the Day

Charli XCX for Complex of the Day

I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…

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Charli XCX for Complex of the Day