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Charli XCX for Complex of the Day

I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…

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Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.

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Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.

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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara , she’s a bit of a newcomer to the internet game, at least to me, because I’ve only just heard of her this week, but I am pretty hopeful that she is going to be sticking around for a while, because these pictures of her by photographer MVISION_LA …are pretty fucking noticeable, as are her nipples…something that I am sure you would all want to suck on, probably because your mom was too disgusted by you to let you near her tits when you were a baby, or because you’ve never actually seen tits before, and the whole idea of them is like this scientific mystery that your inquisitive eager mind just can’t get enough of… I FOLLOW HER NOW and will be sure to keep you updated on all she does…because that’s what love and romance that may be confused as stalking…is all about…

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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara , she’s a bit of a newcomer to the internet game, at least to me, because I’ve only just heard of her this week, but I am pretty hopeful that she is going to be sticking around for a while, because these pictures of her by photographer MVISION_LA …are pretty fucking noticeable, as are her nipples…something that I am sure you would all want to suck on, probably because your mom was too disgusted by you to let you near her tits when you were a baby, or because you’ve never actually seen tits before, and the whole idea of them is like this scientific mystery that your inquisitive eager mind just can’t get enough of… I FOLLOW HER NOW and will be sure to keep you updated on all she does…because that’s what love and romance that may be confused as stalking…is all about…

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Miley Cyrus Shower Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism… The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn.. I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law… That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…

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Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular. Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome.. I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

I don’t know this Kelly Rohr model, but I am a fan of GALORE MAGAZINE and everything that they do…including the girls they choose. They shoot are hot, the nipples they show are lovely, the photographers they use are good, the concepts they shoot are interesting, the nipples they show are lovely…did I mention the nipples they show are lovely…nipples are always lovely…especially on the models who show them, which seems to be more and more and more and more these days.

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A Babe and Her DonkeyTees of the Day

I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder…. The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice. GET FUN AND FUNNY SHIRTS HERE

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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I guess Rita Ora, the latest it girl, who has been trying really fucking hard, I’m talking as hard as her nipples, to be an it girl, since being scooped up in the UK to be the next Rihanna, a bunch of years ago, to which she just kind of lingered around never really securing anything major, until realizing that if she collabs with any of the bigger names, people will start to notice and as long as she dresses appropriately for the paparazzi, focusing on her key assets, she’ll be fine…and get where she needs to be…. I mean, I’m sure she’s had millions in the bank this entire time, but these girls want more than just a record deal, they want to be the next big thing, the Gaga, or Katy Perry, or whoever the flimsy artist with shitty marketable music of the time is…and I guess Rita Ora is on pace for that…or at least she’s trying and I kind of appreciate the way she’s trying…because nipples.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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