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Genevieve Morton Pretending to Workout is the Joke of the Day

I mean come on Genevieve Morton, we get that you’re trying to go famous and use social media to get there, but there are some things fat girls can’t fool us with, because of them being fat and all….like fitness. She can polarize her career, her existence, shoot from the right angles, pretend to be famous and relevant, even cast movies from sucking producer dick, or post pics from expensive and fancy places from sucking rich dude who like model dick….. But the one thing she can’t do is pretend to be in shape…. We get it – she was the Kate Upton who never was…but she’s totally not owning that….and pulling some other bullshit like this…. I guess in ways it is kinda funny…but not that funny…Here’s her caption, what a joker. #fitnessfriday working out my core today ???? mainly a combination of crunches and plank if you have any tips let me know ???? #genevievemortonfitness

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Emily Ratajkowski Big Tits for Ocean Drive of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is in Ocean Drive and I guess she is pretending to be a Fashion model, and for some reason people are buying into it. She’s short, she’s busty, she’s got very little business being a fashion model, but she’s posing here like she is one, and not the busy nude model she was just last year. I guess she’s proving that models are a product of internet fame, and not so much weight, size or measurements….and any average faced girl can make it – so long as she shows her tits to the right person. I am not hating on Emily Ratajkowski even if I call her EM Rat Cow. I like what she’s doing to girls everywhere by giving them the idea of getting naked and the hope that it will convert for them like it did with her…It’s like one music video created this and now she exists…and I guess the good news is that she’s got the tits that got her here in the first place… Here are the pics.

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Jessica Hart’s In GQ of the Day

Jessica Hart is a gap toothed, Australian model with big tits who dates Billionaire Stavros, who has likely given her Paris Hilton strain of Herpes, along with all the other girls he allegedly banged, but who I’m not convinced he banged, because he’s so next level rich, that he knows that these girls are just hookers. He is a legit billionaire, there’s just no way to really trust a girl’s intentions when you come with the first class 5 star life. So you just keep them around like a harem of hookers, but don’t call them hookers, call them models, since models are much more respectable in their “Pay me for sex if you have a yacht” hustle. I’m not hating, I like her tits. Tits that I guess by Google Ad standards make GQ pornographers. In America, nipples are bad. Yet people still advertise on GQ, even with the nipples…so maybe I just do things wrong, clearly, as I sit here on my couch with the only tits around are mine – and they aren’t hot at all. That’s all I have to say about gappy tits and her boyfriend she’s trying to marry for obvious reasons – while she’s half naked for a mainstream men’s mag…

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Cora Keegan Slut Nipples of the Day

Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still… I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span… Either, she’s lovely as fuck…

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Heidi Klum Topless Titty Grab for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself Topless on Instagram…being felt up by some dude. I think this probably breaches on the terms and conditions of Instagram because the seconds you have a dude grabbing your bare tit, you’re walking that thin line of pornogrpahy..I mean it’s one dick pulled out and being jerked off to make it official.. I mean, I don’t think grabbing a bare tit for the internet is that big of a deal, I don’t’ find it hot and really for things to be pornographic in this sexed up world…they have to be real fucking hardcore…but I like the fact that she gets away with this and the rest of the instagram users don’t…because social media is a scam and they all have us brainwashed to be controlled by them…and they use people like Heidi Klum to help them… I am sure if you really analyzed social media..it’d be far scarier than anything else you do in a day…even scarier than the unprotected sex you have with girls you meet off social media.

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Heidi Klum Topless Titty Grab for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself Topless on Instagram…being felt up by some dude. I think this probably breaches on the terms and conditions of Instagram because the seconds you have a dude grabbing your bare tit, you’re walking that thin line of pornogrpahy..I mean it’s one dick pulled out and being jerked off to make it official.. I mean, I don’t think grabbing a bare tit for the internet is that big of a deal, I don’t’ find it hot and really for things to be pornographic in this sexed up world…they have to be real fucking hardcore…but I like the fact that she gets away with this and the rest of the instagram users don’t…because social media is a scam and they all have us brainwashed to be controlled by them…and they use people like Heidi Klum to help them… I am sure if you really analyzed social media..it’d be far scarier than anything else you do in a day…even scarier than the unprotected sex you have with girls you meet off social media.

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Kate Upton Must be Pregnant of the Day

I’ve been calling Kate Upton a pic since day one. I have been getting hate mail for calling Kate Upton a pig since day one. I was just fascinated how someone with average looks and a really shitty body could get as far as she did. Then I found out that her grandfather invented the Washing Machine, that she was rich as fuck, and I guess rich girls know people, and those people, hooked a sister up… So all my seemingly hateful things I said about Kate Upton, were really me just trying to make sense of her. Knowing tits that big would have a belly and ass that would catch up…but maybe, just maybe she’d take all the criticism to heart, stop eating, start working out and really show kids how to be hot and healthy all at the same time… But apparently, she was more into the cash grab, take all the jobs she can get and then land a pro Athlete, because they run in the same circles, seeing as she’s a Sports Illustrated model…then settle down and have kids because despite saying she’s 22, she has the body of a 38 year old about to use up her last egg… But here she is, walking the streets for the paparazzi…in what looks like Maternity wear….up on some Roseanne Barr during the fat years kick… Is it possible that she’s pregnant, or is she just fat? Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers does…. If you’re going to bet on anything, bet on the Detroit Tigers who are shown on Sports Book Review as 2-1 favorites tonight and not whether Kate Upton is Fat or Pregnant, because even if she’s pregnant – she’s still too fat to be a top model and with every picture taken of her – she mocks the entire industry. Now stare at her big everything.

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Kate Upton Must be Pregnant of the Day

I’ve been calling Kate Upton a pic since day one. I have been getting hate mail for calling Kate Upton a pig since day one. I was just fascinated how someone with average looks and a really shitty body could get as far as she did. Then I found out that her grandfather invented the Washing Machine, that she was rich as fuck, and I guess rich girls know people, and those people, hooked a sister up… So all my seemingly hateful things I said about Kate Upton, were really me just trying to make sense of her. Knowing tits that big would have a belly and ass that would catch up…but maybe, just maybe she’d take all the criticism to heart, stop eating, start working out and really show kids how to be hot and healthy all at the same time… But apparently, she was more into the cash grab, take all the jobs she can get and then land a pro Athlete, because they run in the same circles, seeing as she’s a Sports Illustrated model…then settle down and have kids because despite saying she’s 22, she has the body of a 38 year old about to use up her last egg… But here she is, walking the streets for the paparazzi…in what looks like Maternity wear….up on some Roseanne Barr during the fat years kick… Is it possible that she’s pregnant, or is she just fat? Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers does…. If you’re going to bet on anything, bet on the Detroit Tigers who are shown on Sports Book Review as 2-1 favorites tonight and not whether Kate Upton is Fat or Pregnant, because even if she’s pregnant – she’s still too fat to be a top model and with every picture taken of her – she mocks the entire industry. Now stare at her big everything.

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Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera is an ego, and in being an ego, figured she should get naked and show the world her pregnant as fuck body and her big dark mom nipples, because pregnancy is a great thing, at least for Christina Aguilera, since it’s a great excuse or reason for her being fat, where as when she is not pregnant, she’s gotta keep as much clothes as possible on, so that her harnesses and shaping SPANX don’t show when she’s on TV…distracting everyone with cleaveage…. In 1997…I thought Christina Aguilera was alright. I would have been into these kinds of pics…but it’s been 20 years. She’s a mom of 1 or 2 kids…She’s been obese for the last 5 years, except for the month before she got knocked up again. I have little interest in her or her nipples, it’s too much…too late…but I guess it would be a waste for me to not stare at them and try to get a boner like old times…

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Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera is an ego, and in being an ego, figured she should get naked and show the world her pregnant as fuck body and her big dark mom nipples, because pregnancy is a great thing, at least for Christina Aguilera, since it’s a great excuse or reason for her being fat, where as when she is not pregnant, she’s gotta keep as much clothes as possible on, so that her harnesses and shaping SPANX don’t show when she’s on TV…distracting everyone with cleaveage…. In 1997…I thought Christina Aguilera was alright. I would have been into these kinds of pics…but it’s been 20 years. She’s a mom of 1 or 2 kids…She’s been obese for the last 5 years, except for the month before she got knocked up again. I have little interest in her or her nipples, it’s too much…too late…but I guess it would be a waste for me to not stare at them and try to get a boner like old times…

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