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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only thing less attractive than seeing a mom in her bikini, is seeing a grandmother in her bikini, not that I wouldn’t want to fuck a mom and a grandmother and a daughter in their bikinis all at the same time, but individually, they aren’t that impressive, even when they are Jessica Alba, in her bullshit fake marriage that she used her uterus to trap and make happen, leading a a miserable husband who she probably lets fuck other girls, because the tightness in her vagina disappeared with child birth, and because they are from LA and no one in LA is monogamous…not even with Jessica Alba because there are hundreds of girls in LA way better looking, who are younger and down to fuck knowing you’re Alba’s husband…it’s just the way it is….but I’l still look at her in a bikini and not hate her for being half naked, but rather hate her for being so fucking boring… That’s not to say I wouldn’t stepfather her kids, cuz I totally would..but it is to say that she’s not spreading her asshole…which is what makes it fun…

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Some UK Slag Kimberly Garner Thong Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kimberly Garner is some UK slag who doesn’t fucking matter, but who obviously thinks she matters, because she is on some reality show in the UK, and probably up on some other Glamour model bullshit, as girls do, or maybe she just has a lot of instagram followers…there are just so many girls like this, who put themselves out there, and who are pulling all the tricks from skimpy bikinis, to topless on the beach, and the whole thing is funny, only because in the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters, but they want it so bad…but at the same time, it’s funny to watch because sluts on sluts on sluts makes for things to masturbate to…and a world without attention whores, even random ones from the UK is a world not worth living in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is some Hayden Panettiere in her bikini and it’s really not all that exciting…because even with her fake tits she’s a barrel chested troll who belongs in a circus, and not even a high level circus that tours and has a vegas show, but one run out of a barn in some small town, where she juggles and gets shot out of a cannon….the only thing partially interesting about her is her muscle definition…because strong women are more fun to wrestle because you feel less like a predator…even though wee all know you’re a predator…but in your defence it is the only way you can get laid… PS you can see her nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Behati Prinsloo for Esprit Body of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Behati Prinsloo has had sex, probably unprotected sex, because people don’t use condoms, especially not white people, which pretty much means she’s dead, at least to me, but not dead enough to still get half naked and model in her underwear, because I guess she’s not dead in body, but only dead in spirit and in vagina, that I will likely never get the opportunity to fist in anger, trying to punch out the Adam Levine cooties, before going down on her for 3-8 months…without taking a break for air….

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Ellie Goulding Nipples in Fault Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who everyone likes…and by everyone, I mean hipsters…they fucking go nuts for this bitch…but I don’t think I have ever really heard her or of her…but I have SEEN HER DUMPY IN A BIKINI TOP back in march, where I guess she was prepping becoming a bit of a sex object people masturbate to, cuz that’s really all girls want…it’s some genetic animal instinct shit that says “fuck my singing, I’ve already done that, let’s show off my ass hanging out of shorts, my tits in a bikini top, and in a few months my nipples in a magazine, only will play it off like it’s some high concept nipple showing, and not me being a slut, cuz parents who buy albums for their kids, don’t like sluts, but nipple for fashion, that shit is art”….did you like my Ellie Goulding impression? I did too, it got me hard…but that could be cuz it is morning and my penis is surprising me with the last fumes of testosterone I have left, or maybe it’s cuz I’ve seen her nipples for fashion…

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Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the early to market garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that was set up to be addictive for idiot kids, making garbage people think were famous….. But she reminds me of two girls I saw braless and in summer dresses earlier today, while waiting for a coffee,staring and hoping their tit would fall out as they told each other very intense stories that probably weren’t that intense at all, but they thought they were… Only unlike Whitney Port, the two girls I saw, didn’t fall out of their dresses…but they were more exciting and less sad than this cry for attention…

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McKayla Maroney’s Underage Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

IT’s not inappropriate to stare at an underage girl in a bikini, if you pretend you don’t know her age, like meeting her in the night club, and telling yourself the bouncer did the filtering for you, and he gave her 21, makin’ her fair game, even if she tells you she is actually 17, you just pretend she’s playing with your mind, before you go home with her, only to see she lives with her parents, and is still in high school, but you go for it anyway, cuz you’re not getting laid otherwise, I mean if you met in a club she must have progressive parents into this kind of thing…right? I mean McKayla won the fucking Olympic cold, she’s a national icon, she belongs to America, there no age on that… But there is a bikini on that…and here are the pics.

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The Kate Upton Topless Pics of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not convinced that these pictures of Kate Upton uncensored are actually Kate Upton’s tits, but rather some weird perverts low quality photoshop skills, because if it looks real it might as well be real… I am pretty sure she had pasties on in the making of this photoshoot, and that they just want us to think that she was topless, you know since her tits are all that matter about her…as the rest of her body is a pile of sloppiness.. I am not convinced that these pics of Kate Upton uncensored are real, because I would expect her nipples to either aim for the ground a lot more aggressively, even 2 years ago when this was shot…or look more like a cow udder. The good news is, I’ll post it anyway…. The fact that topless pics of her are so hard to come across, is just further proof that she’s not a real model. Real models have all been topless, and you can google them to see their nipples, but Kate Upton, she’s just more of a non nude BBW / BBQ fetish…horrible…

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Pam Anderson’s Being Pam Anderson a Decade Later for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Never too old to try, especially not when you’re entire 50 year old body has been rebuilt, refurbished, redesigned, and is in fact less than 20 years old. Jerking off to these tits would be illegal based on their age alone, but since they are attached to some zombie Glamour Model of yesteryear, it makes it ok, even if it should be illegal… The reality is that she’s photoshopped so hard that this is not even her, if anything these pics could just be from the archives of her younger years, being played off today, because she doesn’t look dead, or like a zombie, all yellow and dying of HEP, like her sagging skin faced normally does… It’s still nice to be reminded of the 90s, when jerking off to Pam Anderson was a thing all guys did pre-internet thanks to Baywatch Slow Motion scenes and some playboy pictorials. Even if it is weird.

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Pam Anderson’s Being Pam Anderson a Decade Later for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Never too old to try, especially not when you’re entire 50 year old body has been rebuilt, refurbished, redesigned, and is in fact less than 20 years old. Jerking off to these tits would be illegal based on their age alone, but since they are attached to some zombie Glamour Model of yesteryear, it makes it ok, even if it should be illegal… The reality is that she’s photoshopped so hard that this is not even her, if anything these pics could just be from the archives of her younger years, being played off today, because she doesn’t look dead, or like a zombie, all yellow and dying of HEP, like her sagging skin faced normally does… It’s still nice to be reminded of the 90s, when jerking off to Pam Anderson was a thing all guys did pre-internet thanks to Baywatch Slow Motion scenes and some playboy pictorials. Even if it is weird.

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