As much as I like models who show their tits for their careers like they were strippers and/or pornstars, I have a hard time liking them when knowing Adam Levine has been inside them. It’s like as I stare at her nipples, all I hear is a whining Maroon 5 song, like her tits were speakers, that he used to suck on….music that I unfortunately know all the lyrics to, because he is the devil and is brainwashing us through the radio. But here’s his ex-pussy modelling proper despite my hatred for her bad decision making when it comes to thinks to put inside her.
As much as I like models who show their tits for their careers like they were strippers and/or pornstars, I have a hard time liking them when knowing Adam Levine has been inside them. It’s like as I stare at her nipples, all I hear is a whining Maroon 5 song, like her tits were speakers, that he used to suck on….music that I unfortunately know all the lyrics to, because he is the devil and is brainwashing us through the radio. But here’s his ex-pussy modelling proper despite my hatred for her bad decision making when it comes to thinks to put inside her.
This body blows me the fuck away….I posted a bunch of these Vogue Australia PICS the other day, but more have been leaked, and they involve her pantsless, and despite not being spread opened wide enough that I can see her soul, is still fucking hot to me, because these legs, that fit stomach, and that little model booty is just fucking glorious…it makes me want to go mining in her womb for some South African blood diamonds…with my penis… I’m a fan.
My favorite thing about Petra Nemcova is that she survived the Tsunami like a superhero when the person she was with, her fiance, didn’t. Unless it was just an extravagant attempt to escape being locked down by her, and dude lives a life under a different name in South East Asia, which is possible, because even the hottest bitches, are nagging, self involved, emotionally driven, cunts who annoy as they try to control their man….. My other favorite thing about Petra Nemcova, is staring at her nipples. She’s a survivor and by survivor I mean lovely as fuck…..
My favorite thing about Petra Nemcova is that she survived the Tsunami like a superhero when the person she was with, her fiance, didn’t. Unless it was just an extravagant attempt to escape being locked down by her, and dude lives a life under a different name in South East Asia, which is possible, because even the hottest bitches, are nagging, self involved, emotionally driven, cunts who annoy as they try to control their man….. My other favorite thing about Petra Nemcova, is staring at her nipples. She’s a survivor and by survivor I mean lovely as fuck…..
I know Miranda Kerr, recently out of work, tired of having her nipples photoshopped, has gone on a bit of a rampage…. She’s even posted this pic of her cropped toplessness to her social media….like some kind of slut… Sure, this, is not a spread pussy pic….it’s not like she’s officially lost her mind, but it is a cropped titty pic…what a slut… I posted the original from her Vogue Italia shoot THE OTHER DAY ….you know the picture WITH THE NIPPLES STILL IN IT … But I get excited, when these models get excited about their nude work…it means more to come!! Which means more for me to come to…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF HER TITS FALLING OUT ON SET FOLLOW THIS LINK
In “I used to work for some major corporate lingerie company that recently fired me because I am an entitled cunt with a celebrity husband/baby daddy” news….. Miranda Kerr was on set for some photoshoot, that I assume is for V Magazine, and she pulled out her tits, in a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret, saying “this is for photoshopping out my nipples all these years”… You know a “I’m a woman, and I have nipples dammit, I’m not Angelina Jolie motherfuckers, you can’t repress me with your padded bras anymore”…. I like how she’s playin’ like shit’s an accident, when really this is some emancipation….setting herself free…like some kind of fucking hippie…. Unfortunately, it isn’t as eventful or monumental, or worth celebrating as I’d like it to be….I mean her tits aren’t that amazing…but the good thing about tits…is that they are still tits… Let’s hope more girls get fired from Victoria’s Secret….and rebel like this….It is a movement or protest I love…. TO SEE MORE OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK To See More of the PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Cora Keegan is some amazing looking young hipster model who I assume is out of LA, because that’s just the vibe I get. She hasn’t done anything major or impressive in terms of her modeling, but she’s probably young and starting out. But this nude photoshoot works perfectly for her to show the world how serious she is about this modeling shit…because if you don’t get naked for photographers in fashion, you ain’t shit….but more importantly, it works for me because I like her hot thin body and hipster bush I’d love to get all matted with my cum…or saliva…or whatever she’d let me get it matted with… She’s lovely and I’d like to be her friend…to take her on picnics and make her fall in love with me the way I just fell in love with her nude pics…. Cora Keegan, you’ve won this round.
Xenia Deli is my favorite Deli, the kind of Deli I’d like to visit twice a day, you know to lick the salami sandwich in her panties, especially when looking at pics of her wearing panties, not that there’s much competition in terms of Deli’s I visit, because they are all run by fat, greasy lookin’ dudes who make me want to throw-up while eating the sandwich they made me, knowing that they probably didn’t wash their hands after taking a huge deli worker dump….so she’s a great looking girl, easy to look at and to compare to other delis, but the fact is, these catalog shots fucking suck even if she’s half naked in it. I mean she’s hot, but there’s something creepy about a woman with her nipples photoshopped out. Just ask Angelina Jolie and her Zombie tits. To SEE ALL THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
By now you probably know that Angelina Jolie had a double Mastectomy to avoid getting breast cancer, because apparently breast cancer is what her mom died of, because breast cancer is a fucking asshole taking down women everywhere via their amazing tits…. As a woman and breast lover, it is something I consider terrorism and instead of spending billions blowing up arabs over oil, we should figure real problems, like breast cancer out. You know stop feeding women shit that causes cancer…. Now Angelina, although not a big deal the last few years, build a career on showing her amazing breasts, breasts I am sure we’ve all masturbated to at least once, and some of us may not understand her preemptive move to avoid getting breast cancer before she had breast cancer, but it makes sense to me….no one wants to die of shit they saw their mom die of. What also makes sense is celebrating the nipples that were, because let’s face it, she’s in her 40s, the glory days are behind her, and the nipples that were would still be the nipples that were had she not had the mastectomy or not, but either way, it feels like a death in the family, because here tits were something I counted on…. Fuck you breast cancer for taking so much away from us that we love….from our moms, friends, to tits everywhere. You fucking cunt of a disease. Thank you Anglina Jolie for giving us more years to watch you age….you’re very considerate…even if there was a major sacrifice made in the process BREAST CANCER IS ONE OF MY CHARITY OF CHOICES SO – I WANT TO SAVE THE TITTIES DONATE NOW
