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Elizabeth Hurley Is Icy Hot

Posted on July 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright folks, that’s it for me today, but I thought I’d leave you with some pictures of the super fine MILF Elizabeth Hurley attending some fancy ass party I would never be invited to. I was kinda hoping that putting her next to a giant elephant ice sculpture would perhaps coax her nipples to make an appearance, but it doesn’t seem to have worked out that way unfortunately. Maybe she’s so hot that she’ll melt that thing. Lame.

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Britney Spears Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember when there were all these rumors that Britney Spears had implants. I always wondered who the backwoods cross-eyed inbred plastic surgeon she went to for her implants was and why they hadn’t revoked his license cuz his craftmanship is the kind of work you’d expect to find on 20/20 or Dateline NBC when they are doing an investigative report on people who go to third world countries for sex changes on a budget and end up getting butchered….cuz last time I checked, Britney was a money making machine who could afford the best tits money can buy, not the gutter shit you find in your stripclub that look like volleyballs, or the implants she has that makes her tits look like they’ve been a mom of two cuz her nipples are just all over the motherfucker…and since she is a mom of two, I think it’s safe to say these aren’t a bad tit job, but just bad tits….but I guess they are worth posting for old times…I am nostalgic like that. Pics via Fame

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Britney Spears’ Nipples Look Physically Fit

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m actually pretty impressed with these pictures of Britney Spears getting coffee the other day, she looks like she’s been working out. Sure she still hasn’t been able to cover up her out of control nipples , but it looks like they’ve come to some sort of understanding. She keeps working out so that her body is nice and tight and stops trying to boss her nipples around, and they do their best to stay symmetrical with the rest of her body. I like it. more pictures of Britney Spears here

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Lisa Rinna Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that 90 percent of this bitch is plastic, but as long as she has hard nipples I am ok with that, even if those nipples were after market and made from the fat they pulled out off her thighs, or that they transplanted from some South American mother of 12 who needed some money, it doesn’t matter to me, cuz I am the kind of guy who gets hard when an old lady gets caught in the rain and the nipples on those saggy tits that have seen the world a few times over and by world I mean a lot of semen, get hard…cuz I don’t care what they belong to, I just care that they are there and thanks to Lisa Rinna and her old body, not because she proves that despite all studies, plastic does degrade but because her nipples are hard…and that’s good enough for me… Pics via Fame

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Britney Spears Has Powerful Nipples

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some shocking pictures of Britney Spears exposing her nipples in a parking lot through her tank top the other day. Alright, these are just an everyday occurrence with the pop princess, but I needed to punch it up a bit because we see her wonky nipples so often that we’ve just gotten used to it. They’re losing their appeal. She looks like she’s wearing a bra too, those things must pretty damn powerful, I bet they beat up other celebrity nipples at parties. more pictures of Britney Spears here

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Salma Hayek’s Mom Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek is a good fertile Mexican designed to breed….She’s got fat milk filled tits, a fat ass, wide hips ready to drop a new baby every 9 months, and her nipples are like faucets ready to feed a small town and despite having lost her appeal since she’s old and washed up, she’s still got her moments and I guess here’s a glimpse of what was…..and who really cares…cuz as a Mexican she’s automatically a second rate citizen and seeing her ego and celebrity blind her of that, annoys me. She’s the kind of Mexican who forgets she is Mexican the kind of bitch who is trying to be white so hard that she has Mexican staff maintaining her house that she treats like second rate citizens…but I guess her mom tits have the ability to make me ignore that…. Pics via Fame

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Amanda Seyfried is Boring as Fuck even with Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She needs to step her fucking game up. This is another set of pictures of Amanda Seyfried being boring, weird, average looking and not sexed the fuck up. It offends me. She has a fucking job to do and part of that job is being half naked, naked and not this hippie mess I know has thick lesbian, tree hugging bush, cuz it holds the peanut butter for when her dog gets to work on her cunt. I hate her. I know she’s doing this on purpose, like it’s some kind of joke to mock all of us…that’s the kid of behavior that gets a bitch beat the fuck up where I’m from…cuz no one likes a cocktease….especially when she’s making shitting facial expressions…even if her nipples are hard…. Pics via Fame

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Britney Spears Wonky Nipples in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am always amazed by Britney Spears’ nipples because one is always aiming in another direction than the other, like siblings who can’t stand each other, and who insist on being as far away as possible from each other, despite being forced to live in the same home. If that makes sense, which it probably doesn’t, but that’s okay because either do her nipples…and keeping everything confusing keeps this post consistent…. Pics via Fame

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Britney Spears Nipples Make An Appearance

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Britney Spears out and about in her hot little pink eighties prostitute dress the other day. I like it, but I have a thing for prostitutes from all decades. Of course, it’s Britney Spears so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that her wonky nipples decided to make an appearance. Those things are pretty amazing. Like cows lying down when it’s about to rain, I’m pretty sure her nipples can sense when there are cameras around and pop to attention. Well done.

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Sophie Monk and her Nipples Aren’t Totally Useless of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A hooker once told me that you have to cherish the moments of glory….not realizing that when I chose her becuase she was 50 dollars for anything I wanted….I wasn’t at a moment of fucking glory…I was actually at rock bottom and wanted to have my way with a cunt to feel alive…not that it worked….I wasn’t paying for a fucking philosopher or words of wisdom but here I am 20 years later reference that night….maybe it was glorious in retrospect…I mean I know it is better than the hell I live now….and that rock bottom became an even deeper rock bottom you didn’t think was possible….but I digress…. Here’s Sophie Monk following that hooker’s lead…making me think maybe that hooker grew up to be Sophie Monk’s mom but more likely she is dead in a ditch….but I digress…. Because the point of this is to say she’s cherishing the last gig she got…I mean who walks around with their accomplishments, not that being a cover girl on a magazine I’ve never heard of is an accomplishment, but to someone who does nothing and wants nothing more than to run the fucking industry, it’s a stepping stone to keep her going….and I guess she knows that the magazine no one has heard of will sell itself, so but if she walks around with hard nipples, holding the obscure magazine, a lot of people will see it…she is her number one fan….but more importantly, that was the deal the magazine made with her when they agreed to let her be the cover girl so long as she got them noticed…. Deperation is not a sexy thing…but it can lead to sexy things….That’s the life lesson of the day Pics via PacificCoastNews

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