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Britney Spears’ Nipples Have Disappeared

Here’s Britney Spears out the other day in what looks to me like a see through top, which is quite nice of her considering I love see through tops, but she somehow manages to hide her nipples. I know, very annoying. Maybe it’s not see through at all and I’m just so used to seeing Britney’s nipples that when they’re not there I get confused. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Anja Rubik Shows Off her Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

Anja Rubik is a Polish 27 year old model who escaped a communist life of working the circus as a gynmast bear trainer or whatever it is Polish people do in circuses, eating rationed bread and toilet paper….or working in the sex trade being human trafficked while communism fell and the whole sex trade exploded….and somehow became a model who still shows her tits, but for serious money and in a “fashion” context that gets overlooked as porn, or NSFW, but instead gets seen as art, edgy and interesting, when really all it is is a well-lit nipple slip…. Don’t get me wrong, I love this bitch’s nipples. I just hat hypocrisy cuz when a slut shows her nipple to the world, she’s still a fucking slut and not someone who should be seen as anything but a slut…ya heard?

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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Come Out To Party

Paris Hilton’s magical on again off again cleavage seems to be off again, luckily to make up for the lack of juiciness, she’s decided to give us a little peek at the nipples. Thoughtful, but we’ve all seen this these things before, I could pick Paris’ nipples out of a nipple line up any day. Luckily I like rich girl nipples, they’re just the right size and delicious, I wish someone could package them and sell them in the candy store. I could snack on them while I write this crap.

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Hit The Tonight Show

I don’t watch The Tonight Show anymore because I don’t like the way that fat ass Leno pushed Conan out to get his job back, but I will however look at pictures of big boobed hotties taken from the show. I’m not an idiot. Here’s Jessica Simpson and her delicious chubcakes on the show talking about who cares and promoting whatever. I would like to sit down to an interview with those big things, I have so many questions for them, I wouldn’t know where to begin. Let’s start with the nipples.

Fergie’s Cleavage Doing What It Does Best

These are some pictures of Fergie shooting a late-night video for the Grammy nominated electro-hop group LMFAO …. Does anyone have any ideas what the hell that could be? I may be out of touch when it comes to hipster music, but I know a nice set of boobs when I see one and Fergie’s boobs look… Whatever the new hipster word for awesome is. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff Brings Back The Hotness

This is what I like to see, Hilary Duff looking skinny and hot as hell with her hockey playing douche fiancee nowhere to be seen. Here she is at Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary party in a deceiving see through dress, either she’s had her nipples surgically removed or the dressmaker used way too much fabric. In any case, she’s looking good and has managed to make her way back onto my ‘To Do’ list. Enjoy. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Erin Andrews Shows Us What It Takes of the Day

I think it’s pretty obvious that Erin Andrews has figured out how men work, you know since she spent her career working in a men’s field working as a Sportscaster for ESPN, but really only making a name of herself when some dude she probably paid installed some spy cameras on her and released the nude videos to the internet….and here she is demonstrating how it works…without actually putting a dick in her mouth because that would really give away her secret to getting famous enough to be on Dancing with the Stars, which isn’t really famous at all and it would make her out to be the whore she obviously is….and she’s trying to keep that underwraps… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Toni Collette’s Nasty Small Tits in United States of Tara of the Day

The thing I like about small tits is that they are perky. You know small, firm, round, small nipples that are good to suck on and they age well. So whenever I see hot chicks with nice little tits I get excited knowing that the nipples aim to the sky and will stay that way until they end up being too old to get jerked off on, if that’s even possible, considering I’d pretty much jerk off on tits of any age, but you get what I’m saying…. That was until today when Toni Collette decided to do a topless scene in her TV show that forced me to remember my small tit dreams are really just a dream, cuz every once in a while comes along a sloppy, National Geographic tribal small tits, that ruins all the fun for all the small tits that live up to my theory… Thanks bitch. Now put your fucking shirt on….What do you think this is….Woodstock?….Fucking Hippie.

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Michael J. Fox Shows Off his Wife and her Hard Mom Nipples of the Day

Michael J. Fox the human vibrator is showing off his wife and her mom body again. It’s like you’d think dude would take a fucking break and spend a day shaking in fucking bed already, but instead he’s eager to enjoy every moment of this vacation and I guess it’s a lot more inspiring that the 55 year old dude who looks 90, pushing 300 pounds who sits on the side of the street moaning in pain so that people ask him if he’s ok and he can give his speech about having some bullshit disease. Yesterday it was liver failure, two weeks ago it was lung cancer cuz he likes his terminal illness to constantly change while feeling sorry for himself… So if you like hard mom nipples with a sweet compassion who could have have walked out on the dude when she had the chance, but decided to stand by her man and help him like it was her job, and I guess a good paying job because he did make a lot of money over his career and she does have the good life thanks to him, not to mention she hooked him in early on in his career when he was just not short and not livin’ the daily earthquake… Here are the saint’s at these nipples because most girls are self-involved cunts who crave attention and always want more than what they have. The wholesome mother who dyes easter eggs with her kids while the husband is making milkshakes just doesn’t exist these days, so let these pictures be a reminder that you will never find a love like this, or a loyalty like this, unless you marry a fat chick. Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson’s Big Money Shot

When I heard there was a Twitter picture of Jessica Simpson getting a facial I have to admit I was pretty damn excited…. This was not what I had in mind. It’s not only a huge let down, but it’s also a little frightening. I’m looking away now.