Guess what… Olivia Munn is taking advantage of an opportunity to whore herself out in a bikini for people to look at her and wonder who she is – because she’s really not that relevant…. While allowing the loyal nerds who forget that she’s a fucking mooch bitch who ripped off their nerd culture because she knows they are easy targets. Ever since she was in high school and would show nerds her panties for them to do her math homework…she’s had this strategy in mind and I guess it worked.
I preferred when Rumer Willis was in hiding because she knew she was a potato head who got the worst part of her mom and her dad… But unfortunately, face injections happened and Rumer Willis was able to climb out of the potato farm and brush the dirt off her shoulders and KHLOE KARDASHIAN herself into some porno looking thing. The worst of BRUCE AND DEMI, not that we know what the worst of DEMI actually is because she’s had so much plastic surgery, what is left of her is 20 percent DEMI….but I guess we’ve seen it in her kids… I don’t hate the hipster WILLIS rich kids, I think they are fun and get naked and are an all around good time. I didn’t even mind RUMER when she was a POTATO…. I’ve always found there to be something erotic about them, long before they turned themselves into porno faced…while the world was pointing and laughing at her and calling her names…I was ready to knock her up and live the good life with her…K-Fed her when no one wanted her…but with tits like this, it’s safe to say people are gonna start wanting her and my dreams of Rumer Willis babies have come crumbling down…sad really..
I find Iskra Lawrence offensive. It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us…. I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low.. BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid… I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….
For the longest time, Rosie Huntington Whiteley was one of my favorite models… I just thought she was classy, amazing, busty, half naked, and then she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers and I thought she was a great mechanism for the Hollywood machine to show the world that acting requires no talent or skill, any hot chick can do it, just throw her into the mix and she’ll make it work… I don’t know if she’s classy or amazing, but she is busty and has been naked enough…I know she’s got a baby with Jason Strathem or whatever his name is…and that gives hope to any of you balding fucks that if you get ripped, a action movie star career, a lot of money, you can also knock up models….like she’s some beacon of hope to losers… But I do know her dress is see through, and I guess you know that too…cuz you’re looking at that big floppy mom tit and it’s nice….making me hungry..in a “MAMMA FEED ME” kind of way…that I blame my mother for not breast feeding me as she was too busy turning tricks in a Mexican border town to care…which I guess leaves deep rooted issues with a person….issues that have led me to devote my life to TITTY pics.
Even when she’s Dyked Out…she’s boring. It’s like there is nothing this girl can do. There is not enough scissors in the sweatshop that can make anything about her seem intriguing or exciting…. I just can’t fuck with Kirsten Stewart, or her identity crisis or her coming of age story, where she really discovers herself… I just find it dull on all fronts, like her acting, she’s garbage….very expensive garbage…but garbage none the less… I also don’t really believer her lesbianism, sure she’s fucking women, but who isn’t in this generation really…I just think it’s too text book and Disney contrived to be what she feels in her soul…because she probably doesn’t even know what she feels in her soul…because actors as a general rule…have no identity and get lost in their performances, not because they are some higher brow talent, but because they are bullshit.. BUT HER NIPPLES ARE HARD…
Ashley Graham is trying to be a hot Bella Hadid type, despite looking like she ate Bella Hadid, which she probably would do if you put enough gravy on it. I figure I gotta give you weirdos as much jerk off material as possible, because you aren’t here for my jokes, you’re hear for the tits, and fat chicks have tits, and the ones who don’t have tits are pretty fucking screwed because that’s the only thing white guys find appealing about them… I appreciate that Ashley Graham proved to the world that her handicap is actually a bonus, and without it she’d be non existent, she’s handicapable people…and great at exploiting herself, her disability, her fatness and becoming some kind of very strange fetish that in this era of trying to get people to eat better and be better, she is celebrating obesity and premature death…encourage fat people to accept being fat..and celebrate fat cuz it may get them paid…awesome job…fatty.
Here’s some Perry Ellis, the iconic hipster brand, to celebrate fashion and the life of Kate Spade who I guess couldn’t handle her purses being sold at Marshalls.. Kate Spade hung herself with a scarf in her very expensive apartment because she’s rich….She was David Spade’s sister in law, she married his rich brother and she’s dead… I am sure you really care about that news, while staring at some Perrie Edwards tits, who I just assumed was Perry Ellis when I read the title but that has her own identity…same initials…different vagina… As it turns out, Perrie Edwards is from “Little Mix”, some pop band of sluts you want to fuck….so take it in….perverts. Who is Perrie Edwards ??
Go away Nina Agdal… Clearly she’s a retard, I mean I can spot a retard head from far away, it’s not much of a skill, but rather an obvious observation, and it usually comes with drooling all over themselves or some other nonsense like chronic masturbation…but in this case it comes in not getting a hint. She has an ego, she thinks she’s top tier, she’s dating Christie Brinkley’s son, some rich kid, who likes Leo’s sloppy seconds, or bitches clearly looking for rich guys to attach themselves to, because they are old, tired and were never hot, but were SI models like his mom.. She’s out there still promoting hereself despite being old…so the cycle continues thanks to social media that doesn’t allow these people to just fucking diappear..the biggest tragedy in technology really… THere was a time people would just fucking disappear, instead they now just get more and more topless..even while at her fattest, no longer fit, as that happens to girls when they get old. It’s science.
Sara Sampaio isn’t that interesting. She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know they make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop, panties… What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because I magazine she posted nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue… I mean sure you can’t see her nipples, but that just makes it more of a bullshit shoot than the other shoot..where you could see her nipples…because when you’re a panty promo model…you’re a slut and a slut who doesn’t show nipples is the kind of slut who shouldn’t succeed as a slut. No room for prudes here. When you’re a whore you’re a whore so whore.
JoJo who you probably remember – because you’re a creepy fucking pervert weirdo…has just mastered the latest kind of topless picture, one I haven’t seen before, that we call “Topless To Show Off and Celebrate Allergic Reactions”…. Most topless pics have a much less creative excuse to seem like it isn’t shameless or attention seeking, but rather just casual and sharing a story, or looking for support from her peers, who have allergic reactions like her… Trying to not celebrate her weak immune system, to inspire other weak immune systems, to not let their weak immune system make them feel like less of a person or like it is bringing them down….to make them feel inadequate. Take ownership on the weak immune system, celebrate it and post a topless pic you can polarize like a good strategic ho.
