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Middle School Segregates Class Elections by Race [Mississippi]

Thinking about running for eighth grade class president at Nettleton Middle School in Nettleton, Mississippi? Well… are you white? Because only white kids are allowed to run for president. Black kids can be vice-president, though! But only black kids. More

Meet the Terror Suspect Who Tried Out for Canadian Idol [Wtf]

Khuram Sher was one of three men arrested in Ottawa today under suspicion he planned to attack Canadian targets as the member of a local terrorism cell. He also sang Avril Lavigne ‘s “Complicated” on Canadian Idol two years ago. More

America Is Not Getting Any Sleep [Trendwatch]

Couples cannot figure out how to sleep together. Teens are too wired to slumber. And celebrities think they’re so special they don’t even need to sleep. Does this sleep crisis threaten to destroy America? You could say that, yes. More

Beware: All of These Things Are Gay [Lists]

Today our attention was directed to a delightfully insane Philadelphia op-ed about how men are sissies these days because of things like skinny jeans. Yes, tight jeans are on the official limp-wrist list. What else is on the list? More

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale: Send in the Clown [Recaps]

Well, that’s it! No more. No more Housewives for the rest of our lives. Well, until Thursday, when the D.C. Devils once again crawl out of that fissure to Hell. And, also, until next week when the two-part reunion begins. More

How To Avoid Writing an Awful Cover Letter [Advice]

If you’re wasting time reading this right now, you probably need a better job. That means you need a good cover letter. Allow us to give you some tips for success—with counterexamples from an all-too-real hilariously bad cover letter. More

Anti-‘Ground Zero Mosque’ Rally Freaks Out at Black Guy [Stupid People]

Both supporters and opponents of the “Ground Zero” “Mosque”—a proposed community center —held rallies in lower Manhattan today. Can you guess which side started chanting “no mosque here” at a black guy wandering through the crowd? More

Wikileaks Founder Accused of Sexual Harassment (Updated) [Accusations]

Just minutes after reports surfaced that Wikileaks’ founder Julian Assange was accused of rape and “molestation” he was un-accused of rape. Swedish police now say the rape accusations are “unfounded.” (But not the molestation accusation.) More

Jersey Shore: Women Scorned [Recaps]

For a fiercely loyal clan, the guidos of Jersey Shore sure do engage in a lot of infidelity. In its wake comes conflict, destruction, and a scream heard ’round the world. What we can learn from such fickle creatures? More

10 Things To Do Before Summer Is Over [Listicle]

Labor Day is rapidly approaching, and with it the end to the warmer weather and the lazy pace of the summer season. But before that happens, you better cross these activities off your list. Time’s running out! More