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13 Things Not to Do on a Plane [The Friendly Skies]

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Flying: it’s not so hard, is it? Get on the plane and later, get off the plane. Still, some air passengers can’t seem to avoid causing international incidents with their misbehavior. Below, a ridiculously simple guide to avoiding trouble. More

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High Society: You Should Never Make Love in This Town Again [Recaps]

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The worst television show in the world bounces depressingly along, bringing us to new and exciting places, and old and awful ones. People were asked to leave and begged to stay. The heart rages on. More

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American Idol: Always Say Die [Recaps]

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In an episode that the Fox television network would call “riveting,” America’s favorite gypsy curse gave us a wanly shocking surprise that really opens this game wide open! More

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TV’s Gay Teens Are Having a Moment [Movements]

Posted on April 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Ricky was gay-ish on My So-Called Life and it was sort of a big deal? Well those days are over. There are several gay teen characters currently on the air, and no one’s saying boo. More

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A Contract Between the Gay Community and Our Straight Neighbors [The Gays]

Posted on April 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The gay community is famous for moving into gritty neighborhoods, sprucing them up, and moving along once wealthy heteros start buying up the real estate. That’s fine, but before we start mourning the gayborhood , let’s get a few things straight. More

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Television’s Benevolent Mind Control Program [Corporate America]

Posted on April 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

America is a nation of mostly poor, unattractive people who take their cues on life from the fictional actions of rich, attractive characters on television. The NBC network, your father figure, has decided to educate our slackjawed populace. With television! More

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Gossip Girl: Bang Bang You’re Dead [Recaps]

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In last night’s episode there was a violent game of Assassin, while other people warred with each other in their own way, and, inevitably, something died. More

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Close Encounters of the Steve Jobs Kind (Part 3) [Nerdspotting]

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It would appear we’ve giving people flashbacks: Readers are still sending us their Steve Jobs sightings. According to the latest batch, the Apple CEO detests a certain partner company, hangs with Larry Ellison and refuses special hospital blankets. More

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Extreme Makeover: Home Foreclosure Edition [Predatory Building]

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Watching Ty Pennington smash old walls and slap coats of lacquer on new home bowling lanes for struggling families was heartwarming. And the family who got to live in a castle… a real fairytale ending! Then the economy crashed. More

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Wikileaks Video Demonstrates Conclusively That Innocent People Get Killed in Wars [Secrets]

Posted on April 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wikileaks is an admirable organization, and it has admirably published video of two Reuters journalists being shot to oblivion in Iraq three years ago by U.S. helicopter gunships. The video is evidence of cruelty and carelessness. But not murder. More

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