The bikini jump is probably the cheesiest of cheesy bikini pics…it reminds me of a tampon commercial or the freeze frame at the end of an 80s sitcom…but I don’t expect much creativity from some candy-coated Canadian who is famous as shit in the States, living the American dream because she booked a solid show…I mean if anything she’s a sheltered brat who has no idea what’s up…that’s why she’s producing this nonsense…but what it comes down to is that…she’s in a bikini with a bunch of friends…but cheesy or not it’s like a Facebook vacation album I would jerk off to…making it pretty fucking good enough.
So it took Kendall Jenner 16 days from turning 18 to wear or at least publish a picture of her nipples in a see through shirt…and it was good strategy because she’s been whored since she was 12…and really showing her nipples in a see through shirt…playing it off as fashion or art or photography, like Kim played off the sex tape as being an accident…is a good way to not look like a attention craving tool in the toolbox that is the Kardashian empire…holding on and staying relevant by shoving their nonsense down our throats..I mean 18 year old nipples aren’t that much of a scandal now that girls fuck at 9…either way, I liked the ass shot..
Nicki Minaj loves her tits…and I guess so do I…but not because they are tits and tits are awesome…but because they aren’t her singing, or rapping, or whatever that circus fucking performance her record label has contrived for her…You know make a Black Gaga…pull some girl out of Drama school and fabricate this nonsense into a celebrity…and once she’s a celebrity…let her try to get attention and retain celebrity with her massive fucking tits…it’s a good strategy…for someone who likes tits and doesn’t like listening to this bitch make noise…at least when in instagram pics…
Nicki Minaj loves her tits…and I guess so do I…but not because they are tits and tits are awesome…but because they aren’t her singing, or rapping, or whatever that circus fucking performance her record label has contrived for her…You know make a Black Gaga…pull some girl out of Drama school and fabricate this nonsense into a celebrity…and once she’s a celebrity…let her try to get attention and retain celebrity with her massive fucking tits…it’s a good strategy…for someone who likes tits and doesn’t like listening to this bitch make noise…at least when in instagram pics…
Call me gay, people do all the time, but I don’t get excited by the tits of middle-aged actors who were overrated when they were in their prime…you know not as hot as the media pretended they were, but the general public just bought into because the general public are retards and buy into anything they are told…and buy into the nonsense…to sell product… I don’t know if it is just that I don’t care about tit size or cleavage, or if it is all the stretch marks, or if it is cuz they are on someone I find a waste of space…..even after seeing her hacked nudes…or maybe I’m just desensitized, like the rest of the world and need a bitch doing real demented shit to actually care…but all the sites are going nuts over this shit so I’ll just go along with it cuz I’m a follower…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Courtney Stodden is a magical creature who makes a mockery of the hollywood and entertainment industry…but more importantly of the media and tabloid industry…because despite having never done anything but marry a d-lister, she’s got people talking about her like she matters…she’s even booking events where she is in a bikini…for PETA…rockin’ her animal friendly clown-like, circus performance caliber, novelty sized, tits…pretty much in line with the rest of her brand…from being a child bride who looked like a washed up hooker at 16, to this nonsense, I’m just ready to get on with it and have the sex tape released…because she’s built herself to look like a pornstar, she might as well do fucking porn, I guess she’s waiting for people to stop caring…I’m surprised they haven’t already. To See the pics of her in the Lettuce Bikini CLICK HERE More VIRAL VIDEOS HERE
You mean the low paid immigrant workers who hate their lives don’t carry my online purchases, from Dildos to Bondage Gear to other nonsense, on a velvet pillow from the sender to my home? How is this possible? I mean we trust these people to treat our packages as if they were their own packages…and they go ahead and do this to us, right in front of us, on camera and out in the public, like a massive “Fuck you, we just don’t care”…and it hurts…FedEX…it hurts… Today Freedom has been attacked…
It’s funny that it is legal for a mother to whore out her teen daughters for the media via the paparazzi they probably brought on vacation with them. I know it isn’t as bad as whoring them out to random men for sexual favors to help pay the rent, at least not in theory, according to society norms, but I have a feeling that the damage this does, will equally fuck them up, as if they were being whored out like whores, because ultimately, you are a product of your environment, and when you realize you’re opportunistic cunt mom is making you jump through hoops to fill her own egotistical needs, dreams and bribing you by giving you anything you want, it’s as empty as when it happens in the gutter. That’s why rich girls are just like stripper trash, just in nicer clothes and hotel rooms. I guess I shouldn’t care about the mental capacity of these demon children as they run around in their demon family, but they are in bikinis, and the skinny one aspires to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you see it’s good to raise them like this, they have such depth to their dreams and potential to contribute to society. Idiots. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
No day is complete without a picture of Holland Roden’s nipple slip outside Chateau Marmont….not that a Holland Roden nipple slip has ever happened before, and not that I know who Holland Roden is, and not because I think Holland Roden is hot…but because before seeing this dirty windowed picture of her 24 year old nipples…I wasn’t living, it was all just a shell, going through the motions, just waiting for this moment to arrive. This is the rebirth, like she is the Messiah and it all just suddenly makes sense and is clear….I guess now we can go kill ourselves, this was the peak…. Or not. she’s from MTV’s Teen Wolf show, and who the fuck cares, seriously. Go celebrate something important, not this nonsense. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have watched the KTLA morning crew a few times and I always laugh because they are tanned, vapid, cunts who you know are in LA to be actors, but end up broadcasting news like actors…and every time I see them do anything, I think Bootleg Ryan Seacrest….but watching their commentary on the Russian Meteor, from the parody “news voice”…to the bad jokes about imagining it happend Decemeber 21….I mean this nonsense is considered news…I feel like I’m a beauty pageant listening to twats talk about world peace….these idiots be so silly.
