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Jennifer Aniston: Dumped on Her Wedding Day!!

Justin Theroux just dumped Jennifer Aniston on their wedding day, according to a hilarious celebrity gossip tabloid that really mailed this cover story in. The only surprising thing is that the publication didn’t seize upon the Beyonce-Jay Z divorce rumors instead, as those seem to be all the rage these days. Instead, they went with another famously private couple about which much is written with zero evidence. Or ex-couple, if you were to buy this nonsense: When it comes to gossip sources, and the celebs they focus on, Life & Style and Jennifer Aniston make a long-running, very inaccurate pairing. Allegedly, they were as “fight tore them apart – hours before the ceremony in Mexico.” Of course, there was no ceremony in Mexico. Minor detail. The magazine previously reported that Aniston and Theroux would marry in Cabo San Lucas this month, so at least they followed their own false narrative. Conveniently, the fake wedding never took place. What are the odds?!? We can all thank Theroux for pulling the plug. He had a secret, too, for what that’s worth … we just wonder what she told the guests who flew down for this. That must have been awkward. Not unlike her 49 miscarriages: Jennifer Aniston Pregnant: 21 Times & Counting!! 1. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination.

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Miley Cyrus Flashes Nature of the Day

Miley Cyrus has figured out that no one cares about her flashing her tits. They’ve been overexposed and annoying for the last year, and we have collectively moved onto other tits that we haven’t had the chance to see being flashed in annoying ways…So she’s flashing her future audience in what I like to think is her laying the groundwork of a self-fulfilling prophecy…you know her making an artistic statement that no one will care about this bullshit or her in the near future…or even know…but that’s giving Miley too much credit, the only thing she knows or thinks is artistic is to be as shocking and ridiculous as possible, you know when you’re bred by Disney…you know theatrics and more importantly that you have to go the total opposite direction to ever get any street creed… Or maybe I am looking at this all wrong…and retard hick Miley…a product of Billy Ray and his first groupie ever – isn’t making a statement that her tits don’t matter…and only nature will be there for her…this is in fact just a butt shot.. I mean, Miley has given us a lot to think about with this nonsense…and none of it is important.

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Christina Milian Bikini for Instagram of the DAy

Christina Milian posted more self shot bikini pics to her social media. She does this enough to make you think she may be crying for attention. Maybe even regretting stopping her slutty Nicki Minaj style career 10 years ago to have a baby with a producer who has made her a lot of money…a baby she clearly doesn’t raise, because she’s too busy in her bikini every fucking day for her social media…since it is the only way her inner slut, that has always been an outter slut, can get the feedback it likes…you know like: @demian_denny Girl you look hot when you’re wet @_i_am_a_big_dreamer Call me please (917)821-9411@christinamilian @leephil447 I want you Fascinating stuff, I’m sure they all have a chance with her with their top level seduction skills…but It’s good for her mid-life crisis self esteem…working with Adam Levine will do that to anyone…

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Candice Swanepoel and Others at the Some Silly Party of the Day

I am not a fan of Maxim, if anything they are garbage and my enemy… Sure they used to pay me month yin the past, for a solid few years to promote their nonsense because despite being a big brand, I was a substantially bigger website than them… Sure they featured me in their Magazine in 2007, because I am a handsome man…they even had a catered photoshoot set up for me…it was quite lovely… But they are still low level garbage, that I guess are making a comeback, and their top 100 is some arbitrary nonsense, that only old bitches in their 30s think have nay bearing… I mock Maxim, and their low level hustle all the time, their lawyers are fucking on my ass, and not in a prison rape this is better than jerking off kind of way…they try to sue me all the time, cuz they are run by lawyers…so they are essentially dead to me.. But I’ll still look at the pussy in attendance of their shit, and judge them for participating in the event for the brand because it is shit.. But girls will do anything for attention, for red carpet hustle…and here is the winner Candice Swanepoel, who is pretty hot… #450431294 / gettyimages.com #450431292 / gettyimages.com #450431284 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES CLICK HERE Here is Sophia Bush who is pretty old, but in a Weird See Through Dress that you’ll like cuz you can see what could be granny panties… #450421460 / gettyimages.com #450421418 / gettyimages.com #450421444 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES CLICK HERE Here is some Samantha Hoopes, old looking but brand new model in a hot dress… #450423394 / gettyimages.com #450423408 / gettyimages.com #450423402 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES CLICK HERE

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Rachel Bilson Pregnancy of the Day

#490942591 / gettyimages.com There was a time….when Rachel Bilson mattered. She was on The O.C. and it was a hugely popular show, that even I watched, because it helped me trick college girls into fucking me, because college girls are dumb as shit and will fuck with the right mix of tequila and connection on a show they love… Then she faded out, and not in a good way, her husband kidnapped her and brought her to Canada where she lived locked up in a cage in the igloo as some kind of reclusive, because he had be type cast as a Star Wars character, and couldn’t let her near actors with actual careers ahead of them…. Now she’s pregnant and these are some pictures of her the other day, hiding her pregnancy, that I am sure some of you hope doesn’t happen, or at least happens with a c-section, because aborting the mission is far less abusive to a vagina… Not that you’ll ever meet Bilson, but you’re stuck in 1999, back when your life seemed to be more hopeful, before it fucking sucked. All this to say, who cares about Rachel Bilson or her uterus, there’s so many better girls to focus on who haven’t been written off from their role in hollywood so many years ago…even if she’s acting and on a show, she’s insignificant… #490942307 / gettyimages.com #490942497 / gettyimages.com #490782491 / gettyimages.com

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Edita Vilkeviciute for Holiday Magazine of the

Sometimes all it takes is a picture of a hot model like Edita Vilkeviciute enjoying her coffee at the kitchen table to remind you how much your life sucks… YOu know taping into some 1960s, black and white, simpler time, image you expected for yourself… You know, like it’s out of an old movie you saw back when you had hope and thought maybe your kitchen table would have a set of legs like this, the morning after you came inside her, early in your whirlwind romance… But instead the only legs your kitchen table have are duct taped back on, because your fat wife puts her fatness into her eating and the table can’t support the shit… I don’t know why, these Edita Vilkeviciute speak to my cold black heart…they make me believe in love, at least with someone who is a top model with legs like this…simulating a marriage you’d probably want to have since it’s better than what you have….

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Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing Hollywood Boulevard of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett … She’s an Irish model with an amazing bikini body, but more importantly, she’s into having fun and joking around….. You see, she doesn’t take herself or modelling as career too seriously, and instead likes to poke fun at it, like you want to poke fun at her, with your penis…. She’s coined the term Modelbombing….where a model, in full model form, and full model costume, goes out in public places and goes full on modelling…pretty funny stuff….

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Natasha Barnard for Freya Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard is a South African model, who before doing this very important shoot for Freya Lingerie, was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, because I guess Sports Illustrated likes South African girls, they use a handful of them in their nonsense… Maybe they use a South African photographer, or maybe these models come at a discount, due to the risk associated with them having HIV according to their national HIV stats, a risk that I don’t consider a risk when they look like this, because I’ve had unprotected sex with way fucking worse that probably had a higher risk of HIV thanks to a life of living on the streets, needle sharing and prostituting… Not that any SI models actually get paid, that’s why they all go onto score rich husbands… Either way, here’s the lingerie…..boring catalog nonsense…

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Natasha Barnard for Freya Lingerie of the Day

Miley Cyrus for Elle of the Day

There’s something pretty weird about someone like Miley posing for a magazine, in some fashion shoot, all hipster wearing clothes and being subtle, I mean is she trying to fool us into thinking she’s a serious boy wonder and her stage show is just a show, while at home, she is more covered up, you know with a jacket over her leotard, rather than her leotard jacked up her twat… I don’t know how I feel about her, I’m over it, she’s got as far as she can and now everything she does is boring. She’s like a porn chick who’s already done anal scene before getting started, there’s nothing to work towards…but I’ll post this nonsense anyway….

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News Report on the Condition of the Road Win of the Day

I don’t know what third world this shit is from, but I am going to say Africa, a place that needs to stop trying to recruit white people money, since they can afford video cameras and broadcast TV…it’s like sell your fucking Mercedes and feed the AIDS babies you assholes… But I do know that it’s pretty funny to see the news report on the condition of the roads end in an accident…that may have been staged to get their message across but that is pretty fucking awesome if it wasn’t… Africa, or wherever this is, I’m assuming africa cuz he’s black, has it all figured out.

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