In the wake of all the nonsense going on in Canada, where innocent soldiers are being killed by insane French Canadians who are converting to ISIS because it appeals to their misinformed anarchist beliefs…because I guess they never grew the fuck up from being 15 and full of angst….I figure we should stare at this
Nicki Minaj is in November’s GQ, because she’s famous and a big deal, with her ass worshipping videos people get excited about, even though her ass they are worshipping is probably and implant and a prop in her very lucrative acting role, where she plays a Black Lady Gaga weirdo, turned edgy half naked hip hop female rapper, for the white girls that eat it up…because in the event you didn’t know, she was in Acting school when she went for the Nicki Minaj audition and what has come of it has been a lie…but as time goes on, and she gets badder and badder, I’m starting to fall into her nonsense..or at least stare at her attention seeking, revealing stunts…cuz I like ass and titties and the girls willing to showcase them to make millions as much as the next guy – even if her music makes me want to cut of dick and balls and stuff them in my ears so that I never have to hear, fuck, or really live cuz I’ll bleed out….again… here are a few of the faux bad girl – being decent pics via GQ
Shay Mitchell is making some moves….She’s this famous in her own circle, which happens to be a massive circle, thanks to some really popular show I’ve never heard of called Pretty Little Liars…babe…. I don’t think she’s eever really branched out or expanded on that – like her co-star Ashley Benson, who has done topless pics for the paparazzi, and lesbian sex scenes in Springbreakers…. But I could be totally wrong, since I don’t really follow any of this nonsense, I just look at the pictures and these pictures are from Flaunt Magazine, which isn’t the tropical magazine I’d be into because it doesn’t show the pink, but that is still a magazine that she got all dolled up for and that we should notice, because her massive pay checks and fan base isn’t enough for her ego… TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT SHOWING CLEAVAGE CLICK HERE
I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…
Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.
Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars stripper who never was – thanks to some scam that she pulled that allowed her song and dance family to go mainstream with their professional dance training instead of going into the underbelly of society and to the pole – where so many professional dancers I’ve purchased lap dances from have ended up…all theatrical in their routine, because they have a passion for their craft, but empytiness and sadness in their dead eyes, because they’ve pretty much given up… I don’t know what her backstory is, obviously she’s connected to something at some level, because there’s no logic as to why a stripper who should have been a stripper ended up on TV, and then in Movies….other than connections…or I guess sucking dick. So maybe these cleavage pics are just her paying tribute to her sexuality that made this dream come true… Who cares. Why am I wasting my time with this nonsense that should be a poo stain on my khakis in the lap dance booth. I’ll never know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CICK HERE
Shay Mitchell is some really famous girl you’ve probably never heard of – because you aren’t 12 or a fan of the show Pretty Little Liars, that I hear a lot about, but that I don’t watch becasue I have absolutely no interest in being polluted by, or seeing what is polluting the minds of the youth…but I am going to assume you’re pervert ass knows every episode by heart, it’s how you seduce the 10-13 year old girls you’re into – I mean puppies and candy in vans is so cliche, you’re more into intellectual conversations on the happenings of this nonsense… I don’t even have an interest in her greased up tits in a bikini posing with an inflatable, since inflatables are trendy, maybe it’s hormonal, maybe I’m burnt out, maybe it’s boring if there’s no spread asshole like Bar Refaeli, maybe it’s just another overpaid, overrated girl…but she’s still got good tits – so I’ll still post it, even if I don’t care.
Shay Mitchell is some really famous girl you’ve probably never heard of – because you aren’t 12 or a fan of the show Pretty Little Liars, that I hear a lot about, but that I don’t watch becasue I have absolutely no interest in being polluted by, or seeing what is polluting the minds of the youth…but I am going to assume you’re pervert ass knows every episode by heart, it’s how you seduce the 10-13 year old girls you’re into – I mean puppies and candy in vans is so cliche, you’re more into intellectual conversations on the happenings of this nonsense… I don’t even have an interest in her greased up tits in a bikini posing with an inflatable, since inflatables are trendy, maybe it’s hormonal, maybe I’m burnt out, maybe it’s boring if there’s no spread asshole like Bar Refaeli, maybe it’s just another overpaid, overrated girl…but she’s still got good tits – so I’ll still post it, even if I don’t care.
These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…
http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-admin/edit.php Willa Holland is some tween from the OC…that was a decade or two ago and she’s pretty alright in her pretty low level bikini pics for social media…but maybe I just like her half naked gangster pose…it reminds me of Suge Knight like some 90s rap act, half naked…but not shot 6 times…after a Chris Brown party. I am really not all that excited by any of this nonsense…because if you leave your house, and I don’t, you will see hot, half naked, breast implanted amazing girls with great bodies – doing all kinds of everyday stuff who are actually a lot more interesting than any self involved cunt who wants so desperately to be in a movie. In front of the camera, but not the kind of famous you find in a bar at 3 am, drunk and ready for her big break…the other kind of famous where she’s probably gonna never give you the time of day.