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Victoria Justice’s “Talents” Are Underrated

This one’s for all you guys out there who don’t get it when I talk about how talented Victoria Justice is: a few shots of her looking absolutely smoking hot, and then a pair of grade-A GIFs of Victoria showing off her many talents. Just to be clear, when I’m talking about talent, I mean her funbags. You guys get it now, right? Enjoy.

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Peyton List Should Be Way More Famous

I know I’ve done a bunch of posts on her by not, but for some reason, I still can’t remember what  Peyton List is famous for. Probably because I’ve fried my brain after all those years with my nose pressed up against my computer screen. Anyway, I guess it doesn’t really matter whether she’s a current/former Disney star, or a wannabe pop star, or a wannabe actress, or a wannabe model, or any of that. There’s only one thing that really matters: that she’s smoking hot.

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Bella Thorne’s Juicy Side Boobie

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any side boob this good on this site, and I never in a million years thought it’d come from Bella Thorne . Mostly because she’s always giving us basically just front-on boob . Anyway, a little variety never hurts! Although I’m not going to lie, Bella is starting to look like she could use a shower. I feel like I can smell her through my computer. Although maybe I just need to clean my screen. It can’t be very hygienic to have my nose pressed up against it 24/7.

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Bella Thorne’s Juicy Side Boobie

Bella Thorne’s Juicy Side Boobie

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any side boob this good on this site, and I never in a million years thought it’d come from Bella Thorne . Mostly because she’s always giving us basically just front-on boob . Anyway, a little variety never hurts! Although I’m not going to lie, Bella is starting to look like she could use a shower. I feel like I can smell her through my computer. Although maybe I just need to clean my screen. It can’t be very hygienic to have my nose pressed up against it 24/7.

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Caitlin Arnett Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties, but listen, there’s a lot of busty blondes out there, and it’s kinda tough to remember who’s who when you’ve got your nose pressed up against a computer screen 24/7. Point is, this is the first time I’m doing a post on  Caitlin Arnett here, but if this hottie’s Instagram feed and killer bikini body are any indication, it definitely won’t be the last. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos

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Caitlin Arnett Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

Caitlin Arnett Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties, but listen, there’s a lot of busty blondes out there, and it’s kinda tough to remember who’s who when you’ve got your nose pressed up against a computer screen 24/7. Point is, this is the first time I’m doing a post on  Caitlin Arnett here, but if this hottie’s Instagram feed and killer bikini body are any indication, it definitely won’t be the last. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos

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Hunter King Is A Hottie Who Needs More Attention

According to my sources, Hunter King is at the 40th anniversary celebration for Soap Opera Digest in these pictures, and I was going to ask what a hottie like Hunter was doing at a party for a soap opera mag, considering she’s not 80 or a shut-in (at least, as far as I know). But it turns out the busty blonde is on The Young and the Restless , which I guess explains it. It also explains why she hasn’t responded to my pitch for my new sex tape TV show The Hottie and the Tuna yet. I guess she’s just been too busy. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Toni Garrn Knows How To Dress

I’ve always thought that Toni Garrn  didn’t get enough love compared to her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties, but I have a feeling that’s going to change after she showed up to the 2016 Brit Awards last night in a see-through dress. And best of all, she even remembered to forget to wear a bra underneath. That said, I’m not sure if you can see anything, but I cleared my schedule and plan on spending the rest of the afternoon with my nose pressed up my computer screen just in case. I’ll let you know if I find anything. Wish me luck! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading