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EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The reason I know it is my Birthday is not because I have a calendar, or all the facebook love I am getting…it’s these pics of Eve’s tit falling out because I never get what I want…and this is something I never wanted… I would never say this is some National Geographic tit, because that would be racist, or that it is cultural appropriation because she’s dyed her hair like a WHITE PERSON….but I will say the first set of tits I ever saw were black tits in National Geographic as a kid…and I’ve always wanted to feed off a pair…just not this pair…. CLICK HERE The post EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Peeing in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man Pees on Beggar Man on Drugs Naked in Store.. Weird Scooter Crash Never fight a Ninja… Man Assaults Woman…gets Stabbed Stabbing… The post Peeing in the Street and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Watts for The Edit Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a great photoshoot of Naomi Watts, who is not only 47 years old, but also Australian and even when they are celebrities, those two things combined make for a weathered grape looking faced women – and no matter what amount of botox jacked into them – can’t save that, it instead just makes for a clown face…. Meaning, these are either taken in 1996….when she still looked like this, or she’s just been photoshopped to shit, and this is in fact not her, but rather an a artist rendition of her. I can’t believe she actually signed off, not because she doesn’t look good but because it’s shameless, or bold to think she can get away with it…or maybe she’s just as delusional and into herself as all these instagram people, and really all people on social media in general, who when you meet them look nothing like they pretend to be… A picture may say 1000 words, but most of those words are lies. Thanks internet. The post Naomi Watts for The Edit Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley Is Hotter Than Most Instagram Models

Posted on January 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I forget how old  Christie Brinkley is these days, 75? 80? 101? But it doesn’t matter, because for my money, this ageless hottie is still 10 times finer than most of the wannabes clogging up my Instagram feed. Anyway, it turns out Christie’s actually 61, and here she is rocking a Canadian tuxedo outside the HuffPost offices in New York. And I’m sorry, but that booty doesn’t look a day over 30. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jordana Brewster Needs To Spice It Up

Posted on January 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out why Jordana Brewster doesn’t get more work these days, and I think I finally got it. And no, it’s not because she hasn’t made a sex tape with yours truly yet (although it couldn’t hurt — hint hint). It’s because she keeps showing up to red carpets in boring outfits like this. Anyway, here’s Jordana at the premiere of FX’s American Crime Story – The People V. O.J. Simpson and on the plus side, she’s looking nice and leggy. On the downside, I’ve seen more skin on nuns. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about Emma Watson is that grown men with no friends…have been masturbating to her…since she was 10…not because she was 10, they weren’t necessarily pedophiles, but the kind of social outcasts who just lock into the fantasy of “one day she’ll be 18″…and spend days doing computer generated pictures of her…at 18…by cropping her head on a naked body..to cum…because of love… Here she is in Vogue Italy, now over 18, and still exciting to those Harry Potter fans…who are committed to the motherfucking cause and I guess she’s a good thing to be committed to, as jerking off to Harry Potter himself would be creepier..especially if they aren’t gay but just so into Harry Potter they cum when they think of it… Nerds into Wizards freak me out… The post Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about Emma Watson is that grown men with no friends…have been masturbating to her…since she was 10…not because she was 10, they weren’t necessarily pedophiles, but the kind of social outcasts who just lock into the fantasy of “one day she’ll be 18″…and spend days doing computer generated pictures of her…at 18…by cropping her head on a naked body..to cum…because of love… Here she is in Vogue Italy, now over 18, and still exciting to those Harry Potter fans…who are committed to the motherfucking cause and I guess she’s a good thing to be committed to, as jerking off to Harry Potter himself would be creepier..especially if they aren’t gay but just so into Harry Potter they cum when they think of it… Nerds into Wizards freak me out… The post Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Big Bang Theory…I actually fucking hate it. I find it simplistic comfort humor, because it is a formula that people have grown up being forced to watch back when we only had 3 network channels that decided what we watch… I know that the show is obviously very successful, because people love watching it…I guess because they missed Friends…and the execs figured if nerd speak was thrown into the mix…in this nerd era…casting average looking girls…they can’t get sued…as long as the bad acting, bad jokes, and bad characters don’t have Jennifer Aniston hard nipples, or coffee shops…replaced with computer talk…the moron world will buy into it…and they did…because the main cast is getting 100 million dollars EACH over the next 4 years of doing this… What a scam…and here’s one of the characters named Melissa Rauch flashing pink panties…not because it is erotic, not because it is relevant, not because she is hot…not because her booty is hot…but because you’re a nerd loser…and probably jerk off to this character on the show you probably watch…I hate you..I am doing this because I hate you… The post Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun… I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY Yet she can’t pull it off… To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches… She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young… But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth. The post Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Midday Motivation | Forgiveness Produces Peace

Posted on June 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Forgive your enemies, not because they deserve it, but because you deserve peace. ~Author Unknown Holding a grudge hurts you worse than the person you’re…

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