Kylie Jenner…who is digusting…and she’s only 17…not because she bangs older rappers…but because the plastic surgery, the rough around the edges, plastic surgery looking body at 17…can only go to a horrible place…you know with the worst of Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian and their mom to thank for her flawed personality…and look… Here she is in tight pants… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Jenner Tight Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race… The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn… Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at… The post Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race… The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn… Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at… The post Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicki Minaj is a phoney. Everything about her is a fucking lie. But there’s something magical about staring at her clown ass, even knowing it is fake, now that she’s become a video vixen booty model, female rapper, Lil Kim of the now…when she started out as a fat circus performer imitating Lady Gaga for the black market, you know because when you watch the curve of hr career, you really grasp how much of a puppet she is…and luckily for me, she the kind of puppet you’d want to fuck, which in your case is all puppets, since they are the only things that don’t say no to you… This is from her Instagram…
Chelsea Handler’s take on World Peace is pretty obnoxious, not because I don’t like tits, but because I don’t like political tits crying for attention by using their tits, especially when they are pushing 60, and are ex-hookers, who don’t have a show, but did, thanks to fucking their way to a show a while ago…. I mean if she was 19 year old tits, shitting on two religions…referring to arabs as camels and jews as nipples on a whore…because she’s garbage – and trying…real fucking hard… This is what she wrote… A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can’t live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And, You don’t even have to be topless. L’chaim
Candice Swanepoel makes me laugh… not because I spoke about her to a South African last night, saying that her family had slaves, only for a defensive white South African to say “We don’t have slaves and haven’t since the 1790s”…to which I said…well her farm hands are all black and you can assume they aren’t being paid well…which to me is slavery…to which she said “if you pay someone enough to buy some food and provide them transport to their aids ridden tribal village, it isn’t slavery…slavery is when you own them”…. not because she from a High AIds Rate country… But because she’s a nude and topless model, yet she’s so private while changing on set as to not show the paparazzi her tits…..even though we’ve all seen her tits…and they are just TITS….tits…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Anna Kournikova is one of the main reasons this site exists…not because I am an Anna Kournikova fan…but I am very into women’s tennis…it’s so erotic…the girls so fit and classy and feminine as kicking ass and flashing sweaty panty ass…making orgasm sounding grunts…but because the first post of mine that went viral in 2005…where over 400,000 people hit the site….making me think…”Oh shit maybe I’ll get rich off this”…was an Anna Kournikova pulling sand out of her ass post….now I haven’t got rich off this…and Anna Kournikova is still in a bikini….proving that 10 years later…a lot has changed…but sitting on my couch and Anna Kournikova in a bikini has stayed the fucking same…that’s about as philosophical as I can get.
Lara Stone is the enemy…not because she was just in a campaign she got paid a lot of money by Calvin Klein to be in…where she was riding tween Bieber…like his mom, in her 30s, who stage mommed him, but who isn’t too busy spending all the pre-18 money she made off him… But because she tried to sue me years ago for her honeymoon pics…where she was in a fucking bikini….with her fat rich husband…when she’s normally paid to SHOW HER FUCKING TITS Which brings up a good point about these Vogue pics…why the fuck isn’t she SHOWING HER FUCKING TITS
