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Kylie Minogue in a Bikini for GQ Italia of the Day

I don’t know what they did to Kylie Minogue during her Breast cancer treatment, but I can only assume that it was on some comic boook nerd shit, you know mix her with some radiation and she becomes some kind of superhuman, because this woman…is still fucking amazing, even if photoshopped and she must be in her 60s. I feel like The Locomotion was back in 1985. I could be wrong, I have a horrible memory and I am too lazy to google the shit, which would probably end this post right here and now – when we all find out that she’s actually only 35….and just seems like we’ve known her and that we’ve wanted to fuck her for 4 decades… I like the superhero angle better, not because of comicon week, not because I like anything comic related, but because I feel like if she was a superhero, she’d have a tight gripping vagina, and that’s better than worrying about her birthday year…or if breast cancer just gave her good fake tits…that she’s far less exciting.

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Kylie Minogue in a Bikini for GQ Italia of the Day

I Miss Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms of the Day

I hate Alyssa Milano and not because she blocked me on social media. And not because she’s 100 years old and a do good mom. And not because she’s struggling in her tight dress showing off her legs. And not because she’s some internet savvy entrepreneur probably making huge fortunes while doing it. I hate Alyssa Milano because she’s caved into society’s expectations of her. We bullied her for having hairy fucking arms, and she’s reacted by getting laser hair removal on the shit, like a fucking pussy, insecure bitch, who lets bullies push her around, instead of embracing her hairy fucking destiny, and that just shows me that she’s a weak fucking person, who will raise weak fucking kids, and is the reason why bullying is being banned, because these assholes who were bullied, and are too insecure to defend themselves, are running the fucking show. Bullying makes for stronger people, kills off the weak, and in Alyssa Milano’s case, cleans up her high testosterone levels nicely. So fuck you bully haters and fuck you Alyssa Milano TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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I Miss Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s Rockin’ Old Lady Cleavage of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess she might as well milk those nipples, not literally cuz no one will ever knock her up, but figuratively, because she’s either 50 or pushing 50 and there’s not all that much time left in them to be interesting to look at, unless you’re like me and love seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool, beach or wherever they are, not because they are hot, but because you know how much experienced those tits are and sometimes….that experience or skills that come from experience out weight how sexy they may be…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at the pics…cuz that’s ultimately what I am here for….who cares what I have to say. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elisabetta Canalis Tits in a Bikini Wishing it Was George Clooney of the Day

Pictures of Elisabetta Canalis hanging onto her fame for being an A-Lister’s vagina now that she is not an A-Lister’s vagina is pretty funny…you know to see what she will go through to get noticed or any attention…when it was all so easy when she was sticking Clooney inside her…now she’s done Dancing with the Stars…and is forced to attend events in bikini top….next step handing out sun tan lotion samples at Costco….. It’s kinda fucking funny. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elisabetta Canalis Tits in a Bikini Wishing it Was George Clooney of the Day

Rihanna’s Titty in a Bra on Her Bed Pic of the Day

Rihanna is consistent with posting her self-shot erotic to social networks…not because she has to…but because she wants to…she has puppet mastered the public so well that she could post a pic of dog shit covered in vomit and she’d get 100,000 likes….she could even just tell people to smear feces on their face and take pics and they would…she’s got power…but instead of having fun with it…she pulls the same shit all girls pull….that give me male attention shit…look how sexy I can be…bullshit that I love….and that is normally to get further in career and life…while for Rihanna…it’s just cuz she likes whoring….and that’s aweosme.

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Rihanna’s Titty in a Bra on Her Bed Pic of the Day

Christina Aguilera’s Fat, Slutty, New Song Preview of the Day

Christina Aguilera is either releasing a song or an album called “YOUR BODY”….and with that comes a promo video that I watched…not because I am interested in anaything Christina Aguilera…especially not when it comes to her body…unless it involves me ejaculating inside her with my eyes closed so that I K-Fed her….but because I am scared of her body….and every now and then seeing a fat chick rolling around trying to be sexy brings me joy and inspires me to not eat the fucking day old donuts the coffee shop gave me for free cuz I’m poor. Seriously, this is a massive, really massive.. nightmare….and it makes me laugh. TO SEE THE PICS OF OBESITY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat, Slutty, New Song Preview of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood Loves The Twitter

I’m very happy I decided to follow Sara Jean Underwood on Twitter , not because she’s got some very interesting things to say in 140 characters or less, but because she seems to really like taking pictures of herself in hot little outfits. Amazing. I love this chick, she’s hot, she knows it and she’s not afraid to show off the goods. I want to marry her. Well not really marry her, just pretend to marry her, do sexy honeymoon things to her and then get on with my life. Call me.

David Archuleta Announces Two-Year Mormon Mission, Breaks Down on Stage

David Archuleta broke down in tears last night following a major announcement: he’s leaving the music scene for a couple years to pursue a higher calling. The former American Idol runner-up told a crowd in his home state of Utah that he’s taking an extended professional break in order to fulfill his two-year obligation to the Mormon church, saying: “It’s not because somebody told me that I was supposed to do it, not because that I no longer want to do music anymore, but it’s because it’s the feeling that I felt that I need to do next in my life.” Watch now, and join us in wishing Archie the very best of luck… David Archuleta Makes Major Announcement

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REVIEW: Ralph Fiennes Takes a Dud of a Play and Turns It into a Not-Bad Coriolanus

It’s dangerous to underestimate modern-day reinterpretations of Shakespeare, a la Baz Luhrmann’s William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet and Michael Almereyda’s Hamlet, not because Shakespeare necessarily needs to be modernized, but because it’s astonishing how much retooling, rejiggering and restuffing he can withstand: His work is like a magic carpet bag that never gets filled up or worn out.

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REVIEW: Ralph Fiennes Takes a Dud of a Play and Turns It into a Not-Bad Coriolanus

Some Cable TV Nudity of the Day

I love cable TV not because I own a TV or ever really watch any of these shows…but because there is nudity…and for as long as I can remember….that is something I thought that would make all TV better…from Oprah to the Golden Girls….Roseanne to Grace Underfire….CNN to the Food Network….cuz tits….make life a better one worth living…. Here’s some recent nudity from Boardwalk Empire and Hung…. Kristen Sieh Titties Get Murdered from Boardwalk Empire Eileen Grubba with some tit and some other bitch named Georgia Hatzis

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Kristen_Sieh_Boardwalk_Empire_.flv

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Some Cable TV Nudity of the Day