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Jayde Nicole’s Busts Out A Lame Halloween Costume

Posted on October 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Halloween, not because I’m going to dress up or anything stupid like that, but because it’s a great night for slutty girls to get into their trashiest outfits, head out on the town and not feel like a hooker. Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole in her best Queen of Hearts costume? I don’t know, but I’m pretty annoyed that she’s not showing a little more skin. She’s a Playboy model for crying out loud. At least slip a nip.

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Elle Macpherson’s Old Breasts Hit The Beach

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought it might be a good idea to post some shots of Elle Macpherson enjoying an afternoon at the beach with her family, not because she’s doing anything really sexy, but because she’s getting pretty old so I wanted to get these up before she starts looking like Bret Michaels. I think it’s too late. Anyhow, she’s really not doing anything all that special, but she makes me nostalgic for the days when she was one of the world’s hottest women. I wonder whatever happened to that old t-shirt I kept under my bed. Good times.

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Elle Macpherson’s Old Breasts Hit The Beach

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought it might be a good idea to post some shots of Elle Macpherson enjoying an afternoon at the beach with her family, not because she’s doing anything really sexy, but because she’s getting pretty old so I wanted to get these up before she starts looking like Bret Michaels. I think it’s too late. Anyhow, she’s really not doing anything all that special, but she makes me nostalgic for the days when she was one of the world’s hottest women. I wonder whatever happened to that old t-shirt I kept under my bed. Good times.

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Elle Macpherson’s Old Breasts Hit The Beach

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought it might be a good idea to post some shots of Elle Macpherson enjoying an afternoon at the beach with her family, not because she’s doing anything really sexy, but because she’s getting pretty old so I wanted to get these up before she starts looking like Bret Michaels. I think it’s too late. Anyhow, she’s really not doing anything all that special, but she makes me nostalgic for the days when she was one of the world’s hottest women. I wonder whatever happened to that old t-shirt I kept under my bed. Good times.

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Elle Macpherson’s Old Breasts Hit The Beach

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought it might be a good idea to post some shots of Elle Macpherson enjoying an afternoon at the beach with her family, not because she’s doing anything really sexy, but because she’s getting pretty old so I wanted to get these up before she starts looking like Bret Michaels. I think it’s too late. Anyhow, she’s really not doing anything all that special, but she makes me nostalgic for the days when she was one of the world’s hottest women. I wonder whatever happened to that old t-shirt I kept under my bed. Good times.

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Lily Aldridge in Her Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Aldridge is a Victoria’s Secret Angel who I have kinda heard of. Not because she’s famous and not because I keep track of who Victoria’s Secret hires to walk their fashion shows or star in their boring catalongs and not because I keep track of the people who marry the members of Kings of Leon band but because I am in love with her sister. It’s not real love because love doesn’t exist and I have never actually met her. It is a love that came over the internet after being friends on facebook since she was 15 years old, you know in an attempt to befriend her when she was young so that when she turns 18 it’ll be natural progression to bed me…I hardly ever talk to her anymore, but when we did it was glorious and that’s good enough for me….because if I did ever try to kidnap her and make her my child wife like she was that Smart kid, I’d be totally distracted at family functions by this sister of hers, cuz I had no idea just how pretty fucking magnificent she is…. Here are her pics, hard at work.

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Lily Aldridge in Her Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Lindsay: I Can’t Be Alone in Jail!

Posted on July 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan is scared of jail — not because of the other inmates … not because the food is crappy …. but because she cannot stand being alone and thinks jail will push her over the edge. Sources close to Lindsay tell us Lindsay is climbing the… Read more

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Howard Stern: I’m Too Good for ‘American Idol’

Posted on April 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Howard Stern , American Idol , Paparazzi Video Howard Stern won’t take Simon Cowell ‘s spot on ” American Idol ” — and it’s not because they won’t cough up that $100,000,000 he wanted for the gig … Read more

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Top 10 Most-Complained-About Books In 2009

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The American Library Association has released their list of the books most challenged by parents in 2009. Apparently parents still think that 1) their kids don't watch television; 2) their kids actually use libraries; and 3) their kids can READ. Of course Twilight makes the list, but surprisingly not because of the shittacular writing. View

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Miley Cyrus’ Oscar Date: Not Her Boyfriend

Posted on February 24, 2010 by | Leave a comment

If you don’t see Miley Cyrus’ beau Liam Hemsworth with her at the Oscars, it’s not because there’s trouble in paradise. The two, who met while filming the upcoming romantic drama…

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