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Jessica Alba Is The Perfect Role Model

I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba , not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Jersey Shore star Paulie D Appears Partly-Naked on Pretty Gay, NSFW Photosite

Why’s Paulie D posing half-naked with his iPhone? If I understand Jersey Shore , it’s kind of a given: Why not

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The Sugarbabes Do Barbados in their Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know who these girls are either, but they are in their bikinis and it seems like that is all it takes to get on my site, not that getting on this site is anything anyone in the world wants, not because they think I am mean, creepy or perverted, but because they don’t know I exist, that’s what makes this the best site on the internet nobody reads….and here are the Sugarbabes in their bikinis…in plantation country where they I can only assume they got their genius name from….

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Arnold Schwarzenegger — I’m Ticket-Proof!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Politix , Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger claims he hasn’t been pulled over since he became Governor of California 6 years ago — but as we all know … it’s not because he’s never broken the law!!!! The infamous red zone parker and husband to law avoiding citizen Maria … Permalink

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Doutzen Kroes in Some One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

More Victoria’s Secret staged behind the scenes pictures aren’t a bad thing, but the ego that it creates within the women who are signed to Victoria’s Secret piss me off, because it is very hard to make a bitch like that feel like a worthless whore and that’s been my strategy all these years to get pussy…..but at least I can jerk off to them….sometimes more satisfying because it is less work, less physical activity, less sweating and dealing with less bullshit from her trying to get in her pants, and maintaining her when you have got in her pants but most importantly cuz she won’t be finding out you gave her herpes…. Pics via Fame

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Doutzen Kroes in Some One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Katy Perry is a Sloppy Twat of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry dressed up like a piece of fucking shit, unfortunately for her, it is not because of halloween, but because she is some sloppy trash everyday of the year and no matter how often she puts on her bike shorts and pretends to go to the gym , or how many dance off’s she has on stage for her idiot friends who I wish bad things happen to, she will always be a pig of a women….she just can’t help it and it is all in the way she drags her feet when she walks. Pics via Fame

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Padma Lakshmi Is Pregnant

The Top Chef host is expecting her first child after years of struggling with endometriosis

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Jon Gosselin: The Kids Have Been Complaining About TV Cameras

The reality-show dad’s manager explains why Jon wants to shut down the show – and it’s not because he has been fired

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Jon Gosselin: The Kids Have Been Complaining About TV Cameras

Ethan Zohn Begins New Treatment

Launching the fight against his resurgent cancer, he asks for “prayers and well-wishes”

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Foxy Brown’s 10 Second Sex Tape of the Day

I just posted some Lil Kim bikini pictures and figure that I might as well throw up this possible Foxy Brown blowjob scene, not because I am a porn site, but because I am a news site….right…..Either way, there’s no way to really prove this is her, not because all black people look the same, stop thinking I am racist,, but because the quality is shit, some asshole covered her face with a caption for the fuckin’ blind and I’m calling bullshit, but I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t post it for you, not that I have a job, but we’re all allowed to pretend, especially the person who released this video.

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Foxy Brown’s 10 Second Sex Tape of the Day