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Shakira Dances on America’s Got Talent of the Day

Shakira was on America’s Got Talent a few days ago, because apparently you don’t need to be American to be the guest on the show, and she did her stupid dance every motherfucker is masturbating to, despite how fucking awkward lookin’ the shit is. The only reason I am posting this is because I just got on the computer and I am trying to buy time, it’s not because I think she’s got talent…

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Jude Law, the Talented Mr. Baby Maker

Looks as if Jude Law’s going to be in the market for another nanny. No, not because he’s lonely. The divorced father of three is expecting his fourth child with an..

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Audrina Patridge Confirms New Romance!

Adios, Justin Bobby! Audrina Patridge has, like, finally totally moved on. The Hills starlet and her hottie beau Corey Bohan walked their first red carpet together at last…

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Jude Law, the Talented Mr. Babymaker

Looks as if Jude Law’s going to be in the market for another nanny.

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Bam — ‘Dehydrated’ from a Four Day Bender

Filed under: Nurse! We just spoke to Bam Margera who said he was rushed to the hospital Sunday after a four day drinking binge — not because of a possible drug overdose. The “Jackass” star blames the “4-day bender” on marital problems, telling us “I may get a divorce ..

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14 Things The Recession Is Helping Get Rid Of

The recession isn't so bad when you think about in terms of what we're getting rid of. I like to think of it as a form of Spring cleaning. Here are 14 things that are hopefully going to be by the end of this recession

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Ferris Wheel Sex

Now I know why people love Coney Island (not because most of the jellyfish at the beach are really made of harmless latex). [vaguely NSFW] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment