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Alicia Keys Pregnant Bikini Pictures

It might just be me, but Alicia Keys is looking a little chubby in these bikini pictures. I’m not complaining, chubby girls need the loving too, but international pop sensations look odd when they put on a few pounds. Just ask Jessica Simpson . All kidding aside, it’s pretty clear that Alicia is knocked up and she really does look pretty damn good… For a pregnant lady. She kinda looks the way I feel after a few too many pints, but she fills put her bikini better.

Miley Cyrus Camel Toe in Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus, Camel Toe I don’t know what the legalities of posting pictures of a 14 year old’s camel toe on the internet is, but I am assuming that 95% of the world either have kids or have come across articles about Miley Cyrus and realize that she is public domain, and by public domain, I mean a dirty little slut who likes cock especially it belongs to a Disney Exec, because Disney Execs give you money to keep your fucking month shut, money that buys you lots of nice things…. So here she is performing with her cameltoe, not wearing pants, pretty much because that’s the new standard for popstars, or really anyone on stage or in the mainstream trying to look fashionable, because everyone is doing it and I’m not complaining, because I like any piece of clothing that touches pussy, ass and tit, so if I was to be reincarnated into a garment, this would be it, because it allows you to keep things diverse…and while I wait for that to happen, I’ll just put on my Aerobic VHS from ‘89 I used to masturbate to, or stand outside American Apparel changing rooms, or volunteer at the ballet school down the street, where the 19 year olds are built like 11 year olds, or maybe I’ll just watch the old folk’s home swimming lessons, cuz none of those bitches are rockin’ the two piece, all to get my dose because leotards are apparently where it’s at… Pics via Fame

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Tila Tequila Flashes More Than A Smile

I know that Tila Tequila is an absolute train wreck and is probably a danger to herself and others, but what can I say, I love the little nut job. Without her I wouldn’t have my addiction to asian massages and big fake boobs on little chicks who clearly would never have big boobs. Not to mention the fact that she wears some of the sluttiest outfits you’ll ever see. Here she is in one such outfit the other night. She’s wearing a couple of belts and some feathers as a top, if that doesn’t scream slutty I don’t know what does. I’m not complaining, her boobs look great. Enjoy. more pictures of Tila Tequila here

Stephanie Seymour In a See Thru Bikini of the Day

These pictures look legit…you know, like they weren’t staged becuase when bitch went back to her hotel room and checked out her google alerts about her cunt self, cuz bitches with egos always google alert themeselves, she saw that her nipple was everywhere, so she spent the last two days negotiating with a photographer to do this photoshoot of her on the beach with her see thru tankini…or maybe she just got carried away when she saw cameras, felt the sand, heard the waves and in some kind of brainwashed robot, busted into her model routine, like it was 1990 and she was 20 years young, 30 lbs lighter and her body was 2 kids and many sexual relationships with married multi-millionaires tighter….if that makes sense, which knowing me it doesn’t…. I’m not complaining, I enjoy anyone trying to show off something they were good at 20 years later, like athletes and ex-prostitutes, even if it usually ends in injury, especially if I can see nipple…. Pics via Fame

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Stephanie Seymour In a See Thru Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke’s Chilly MILF Goodness

It seems that Brooke Burke’s scarf isn’t doing it’s job because it looks like she may be a little chilly out in her tank top the other day on her way to the hair salon. I can tell because of one very prominent goose-bump. I’m not complaining, I think it’s a good look and feel that more women should hit the streets wearing scarves that really make their nipples pop. more pictures of Brooke Burke here

Ciara’s Booty Poppin Video of the Day

This is a shitty quality video, with real shitty sound is supposed to be singer Ciara who used to be a man or was born with a cock or some other bullshit rumor that’s been goin’ on of years poppin’ her booty on stage at what must be a mall performance cuz she’s irrelevant. It’s too awkward for me to even figure out what’s going on, or what her ass even looks like when being popped in some bullshit MJ Tribute that’s a solid 8 months too late and that needs to seriously stop polluting my life, cuz I’ve moved on, mainly cuz I don’t care, but I do think dwelling on shit is unhealthy…. Bonus: Here’s a video of some girl dancing slow to a Lil Wayne and Ciara song that was just uploaded and I’m not complaining despite how awkward filming yourself dancing around is.

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Ciara’s Booty Poppin Video of the Day

Geri Halliwell Flashes Her Spice Boobs

Here’s Geri Halliwell out the other night in an age inappropriate schoolgirl outfit giving us a nice peak at her pink bra in a see through top. I’m not complaining, I would much rather look at older birds in slutty outfits then in an old lady pantsuit and sensible shoes, especially if they’ve got a body like Geri’s. She still looks pretty f@#king good, her boyfriend’s wearing a strange get up, but what do I know

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Aubrey O’Day Almost Slips A Nip

Ever since Heather Graham first introduced me to this dress like a year and a half ago, all sorts of hotties have been seen wearing it. I’m not complaining, it’s a very flattering dress

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Charlie Sheen’s Uncle Refers to Brooke Mueller as a "Drama Queen"

A man that has never met Brooke Mueller , and who hasn’t spoken to Charlie Sheen in two months has gone on record reagarding the alleged domestic dispute between this couple. Don’t you love when random family members exploit their relatives in exchange for a few moments in the spotlight

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Carmen Electra Sex Tape Preview of the Day

This seems about right, I haven’t heard shit about Carmen Electra in at leaast a year and now home made sex tapes with her making out with chicks in her underwear hit the internet.

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