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Sexy R2D2

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but my insticts are telling me there's a night full of bizarre sexual roleplaying ahead. The Best Links: See Also: Sexy C-3PO [PIC] View

Did Ke$ha Steal "Tik Tok"?

According to an artist named Chrissy ; her song “My Slushy” was stolen and re-engineered by Ke$ha into “Tik Tok” . I am not entirely sure if this allegation is a fact. One thing's for sure; both songs are horrible. (More info at New York Post's Pop Warp .) Watch

Penelope Cruz is the Nose I Want to Fuck of the Day

Girls with big noses are usually scary, monster looking bitches who can’t suck my dick proper because my dick’s so small that I had to ask the doctor if it was actually a dick. They only get the tip in their mouth before bumpin against my pubic wall, embarrassing all parties involved, except me, because I have no shame. I just spin it on them having the birth defect and not me, even if I know that’s not entirely true, but unlike Tiger Woods, I don’t admit to my shortcomings, I spin them in a way that I come out on top and bitch ends up stripping to save up enough money to get a nose job…. Penelope Cruz on the other hand, is hot despite the big nose that may be physically unable to suck my dick, because that doesn’t matter, as we’ll never have to cross that road…. Pics via Fame

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Jessica Alba’s Sweet Body Saves Face

I haven’t seen many pictures of Jessica Alba all dressed up in a while so I was happy to find these shots of her in a short little dress at the People’s Choice Awards last night. That’s not entirely true, at first I was pleased to see those long legs and sweet boobs exposed, then I noticed that motherhood is taking it’s toll on her face and I was hurt and saddened and a little embarrassed.

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High Action Music Video

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Prugo’s Lawyer: You Gotta Keep ‘Em Separated

Filed under: Burglar Bunch It’s all fun and games until someone gets outed as a rat — so the lawyer for Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch suspect Nick Prugo wants his client kept far, far away from the people he snitched on.Prugo just showed up for his arraignment in L.A.

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Trump Rule — Hot Chicks Required in Miss USA

Filed under: Pageantry , Carrie Prejean , Exclusives Carrie Prejean just accused Donald Trump of personally weeding out the ugly chicks from the Miss USA pageant — and for once … she’s not entirely off base.TMZ obtained an audio tape recorded during the pre-show screening portion of the 2009 … Permalink

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Michael Jackson: "Expose Yourself" [NSFW]

A totally uncharacteristic cover for the king of pop, and honestly, not entirely tasteful given his history. Probably don't watch if you think things that are “too soon” actually really are too soon. ( Via ED – link not safe for anyone.) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment