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Rosie Jones Is Loaded

Posted on July 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t read magazines anymore, I don’t really know anybody who does, but if I did I think I’d read Loaded magazine. I know that sounds like an ad, I wish they were actually paying me for this crap, but if they’re going to have pictures of hottie like this, of course I’d read it. Or at least look at the pictures. Here’s Rosie Jones getting all sexed up in her lingerie for a really hot photoshoot the other day. Seriously, I don’t see many words, I’m pretty sure I can handle this.

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Sophie Turner Flashes An Awesome Booty

Posted on July 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think you guys all know and appreciate my love of really hot nobodies, they’re the best, so I had to post these pictures. Here’s queen of the hot do-nothings, Sophie Turner , you guessed it, doing nothing on the streets of LA yesterday. Well, that’s not entirely true, she’s doing nothing but give us a great look at that sweet little booty of hers in some tight ass pants. That’s something. The chick is just gorgeous, if she wants to come to my place and do nothing, she’s more than welcome. Call me.

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Victoria Beckham Pantsless for i-D Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pantsless picture of Victoria Beckham reminding all you lazy bitches that just because you have a kid or 4, you don’t have to let yourself fucking go….I don’t think obesity is one of America’s great epidemics…I think these lying cunts who you guys marry, only to have them let themselves go and take on eating everything they didn’t eat before landing a man, in order to land a man, and once a man was landed they could throw that self-discipline out the window…. It only gets worse once they get knocked up and have the kids cuz now they could blame it on baby weight…a collective conspiracy women everywhere are a part of…like a secret society…who are trying to pull a fast one on men everywhere and that’s why they hate bitches like this who disprove all their hard work in making us believe baby weight is an actual thing….and letting it slide since you did make us our babies and we’d be assholes to say you’re a fat pig we have a hard time fucking now that you and your friends are huge….

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Eva Mendes in a Bra for Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s one thing I like about Eva Mendes…and that is her tits….o wait…there are two things I like about Eva Mendes….and those are her tits…yes we’ve gone over that one all ready….and her willingness to show her tits cuz without a willingness to show her tits…her tits are practically useless in a “If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” kinda way….and despite popular belief or what Jersey Shore and club girls everywhere tell you…there are a group of girls who hide their massive tits from the world…only to let them be seen by their husbands or the dudes they are fucking…sure most of those bitches are religious…but still a waste of a good rack…. That said, I figure Mendes knows that there are 100,000,000 hispanics in America…50% probably women….10% probably hot women…8 percent probably working as strippers….who would love her gig…so she’s gotta keep the film industry happy…or she’ll just get replaced…. Here are her titties doing cleavage in some magazine…

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Lacey Banghard Babes In Bed for Nuts of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lacey Banghard….and whether it’s a stage name or a real name…but I’m going with stage name…but no one really knows or cares because her claim to fame, besides having a huge set of tits, was winning some 2011 Page 3 Girl Idol competition for the UK Sun for having huge fucking tits….a title not really worth issuing bios and memoirs or running interviews that have more depth than “what’s your favorite lotion to apply to your tits”…..because it’s all about her tits…she’s just a portal to get them out to us….and at 20 years old she knows her fucking calling and embraces that she was pretty much destined to be a titty model and now the UK loves her tits ..and thanks to Nuts Magazine…and their much needed improvements to men’s magazines by introducing nipples, something America mags never did….I love her tits too.

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Amber Heard Bikini Top for Max of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amber Heard is trying to be some sex icon….when no one knew who she was she released statements to the press about her bi-sexuality and openness to love and how the source of the orgasms don’t matter…whether guy or girl…just as long as they are happening…all for attention…. Then she went all 60s glam…like she’s Marilyn Monroe or some old hollywood shit…avoiding scandal…loving the attention…and hitting red carpets with platinum hair….cuz she played the love interest in Rum Diaries….even though I was more into HER FETISH SHOOT WITH Vs. Mag ….you know cuz it’s all about me… Well now she’s in some shit called Max, she’s wearing a bra, that’s not entirely erotic enough for me since it lacks nipples…but I’m posting it anyway….

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Cat Deeley in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Cat Deeley is but I do know that despite her tight little body, she’s got the head of a fucking champion and by champion I mean someone who has the biggest head in town and wins the big head competition at the county fair year after year…Why the long face Cat? Oh cuz you’re inbred…Those British, so weird with their inbred games… The funniest thing in all this is that she’s supposed to be a fashion model, or ex fashion model, but all I see is the face of a boxer, or wife who was married to a boxer, who sustained face injuries for half a decade…It’s like her features were assembled crooked by some drunken genetics…and for some reason she’s on TV…. Leading me to assume you find her hot, cuz she’s half naked in a bikini….but as far as I’m concerned, she needs to be doing a hell of a lot more for me to be won over… To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis LInk GO

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Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentAutumn Reeser Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to… Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory…. ary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to… Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory….

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Christian man wants to castrate his son for masturbating

Posted on July 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head. Mark 9:43: And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since. I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity. What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work? http://www.gonarilla.com/files/images/castration_0.gif added by: jubal

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Chris Brown Gives Back, Tweets About It

Posted on June 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chris Brown may have been denied entry by the U.K . because of last year’s Rihanna incident, but he managed to put his extra time here in the U.S. to good use. The singer has been busy rebuilding his image. If he’s trying to prove he’s actually a good guy, this helps. Here’s him handing $25,000 checks to the American Red Cross and the Central Virginia Food Bank: Chris Brown made a pair of generous donations in the past week alone. Brown Tweeted these photos personally, and some might say that he only gave to charity so he could publicize it and repair his image, but that’s not entirely fair. We’ll use our own, frequent Angelina Jolie defense: No matter what his personal motivations for humanitarianism are, his money and time still goes a long way. So, let us be the first to say: Good job Chris! NOTE : Follow THG on Twitter !

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