Ashley Olsen retired from eating a long time ago. But in the latest issue of Elle UK, the former Full House star says she’s also giving up the business that made her famous. And a billionaire. “We worked non-stop until we were 18,” Ashley says of herself and her twin. “Then we decided to take a break and go to school – and that was when we decided to question whether we would carry on in entertainment. It was time to step behind the process. I wanted to work on other things.” And now? The 25-year old is content to remain away from the camera, she says, concluding: “It doesn’t mean I’m not interested in Hollywood, I like the way it operates and the people who are involved and the sense of possibility. But if I ever do get back in, it’s not going to be as an actress. It just felt right to move away.”
She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own… I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.
She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own… I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.
She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own… I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.
So you have a new boo. Break out the champagne and call all your girls! Finally you’ve met someone you like, and more importantly, who seems to reciprocate the feeling. Unlike some of your last ‘situations’, you want to ensure that you’re not wasting time hoping for something to manifest out of nothing. Basically, you don’t want to wait around for a man who is either not interested in a commitment or not interested in you. You don’t want to get serious about someone who isn’t serious about you, or worse, serious about someone else. Many times the signs are there, they just may be hidden behind the strong desire of wanting to be in a relationship or the serious energy put into trying to make Mr. Right out of someone who is Mr. All Wrong. While every relationship is different, most are made up of similar components. There are no guidelines etched in stone when it comes to relationships, but there are things to consider when deciding if someone is in to for the long-haul. There are things we should know and have experienced within the first month, three months, and couple of years. Consider the things listed in these phases if you’re asking yourself, ‘Where is this going?’ Of course these phases aren’t for the ‘friends with benefits’ or the ‘occasional flingers’.
So Taylor Momsen was in Barcelona playing at the Razzmatazz, and she got a group of girls, who all look like teenage girls into their bras, screamed at them and made out with them, wearing a hipster rock t-shirt and panties, only to end up making out with one of the bitches, cuz Taylor Momsen’s a fucking attention seeking piece of contrived shit, who knows in a couple of months, she will turn 18 and be forgotten…. I mean the shit I can’t grasp is how the bitch went from being a bubbly gossip girl to being this disaster rock and roller, I mean shit is as legit as my sexual attraction to my wife….which is not legit at all…but then again I don’t pretend it is…making it a bad example…. What it really comes down to is that slutty teens, half naked and acting bisexual, flashing panties, and being “Bad”, although irritating as hell cuz it is so fake, is still kinda awesome…cuz it is girls being sluts at an age that you can assume they will grow up to be sluts…and just knowing every one of her almost 18 year old fans is going home and dyking out, taping her tits, and doing all this stupidity makes for the hope of an arousing future.. and no matter how lame or contrived it is, a whole lot of it is real fucking authentic….. Thanks for doing your part Momsen you spoiled, useless cunt…now turn 18 and really exploit yourself already…it is time. I’m not interested in posting the pics -cuz it is so contrived and not jerkoffable – but if you want to see them FOLLOW THIS LINK
Yet another alleged stalker was arrested for breaking into Madonna’s home. Grzegorz Matlok, a 29-year-old Polish citizen, was reportedly busted breaking into her Madgesty’s London residence last weekend, shattering a window. He was arrested and charged with burglary. Madonna was not present, as she was in Michigan at the time, attending the funeral of her grandmother. Like younger boyfriends, The Material Girl is no stranger to stalkers. According to The Sun (UK) , Madonna’s security detail told police this wasn’t even the first time Matlok had tried to get to Madonna, either. A man carrying two knives was arrested outside her Manhattan apartment in September of last year. In 1996, a man was sentenced to 10 years in prison for stalking after her bodyguards had to shoot him when he scaled her Hollywood Hills wall. We’re glad no one got hurt this time.
As we know, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split. Whether it was mutual or one-sided depends on what celebrity gossip you read that day. One common rumor is that his lovely Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis was somehow involved. The rationale behind that assumption is this: It’s Mila Kunis. She is gorgeous. The movie is called Friends With Benefits . While reps for Timberlake, Kunis and Biel (whose friends deny she is devastated by the split ) are not commenting, we doubt there’s anything to it. That doesn’t mean he’s not interested in her now, however. “Justin is very interested in Mila,” a source close to the actress, also newly single, tells E! “They’ve been flirting, but so far nothing has happened.” Operative words from this Mila source: SO FAR. Give it time. Come on. Why fight it, right? Just look at the photo above and note the obvious chemistry and good genes. We’ve got to get these two together. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
I don’t know if she’s trying to revive Nelly’s signature bandaid fashion accessory that I always found annoying, or if she’s taking the same approach as my friend with oral herpes who covers up her cold sores cuz she’s embarrassed their evidence she sucked dirty scabby rockstar dick back when she was a groupie and couldn’t turn down the low level act that rolled thru town, despite the scabs on his dick, cuz girls are idiots…. But I do know that she’s just trying to milk this story of getting shit thrown at her at some concert she was miraculously booked at, unfortunately, they didn’t throw ACID or fire that lead her to disfigurment and hospitalization to give her something to actually cry about…. This has been the most airtime she’s got in months, and I just don’t get why she doesn’t just give us what we want and start walking around with her vagina bandaged up or exposed…but instead she’s in pants…I assume that’ll happen when this stunt dries up and the others get ignored… Either way – she’s a fucking joke….
Either people actually find her hot, or they are amazed that she’s dating the whitest acting black guy in hollywood, or maybe Playboy is all it really takes for a pussy to get the approval it seeks after it’s father ran out on it early on in its life…and really who fucking cares…all this celebrity girl shit is getting boring…if they aren’t on all fours spreading their cunts in video…I am not interested…and the good news is there’s a rumor this bitch is releasing a sex tape…like everyone in Hollywood eventually will do…making everyday life substantially more pornographic…the foundation is being laid….
