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Meet Super Hottie Ioana Ghiran

It’s part of my job to introduce you perverts to the latest and greatest in the modeling world, so I want you to meet Romanian hottie Ioana Ghiran . Now, I tried looking her up and during the course of my usual research (aka spending 45 seconds looking for an Instagram page to drool over), as far as I can tell, her dad might have been involved in some kind of sex scandal in Romania, according to Google Translate my “well-connected” sources. I’m not sure how reliable that info is, but it doesn’t really matter. Until there’s a sex scandal involves me, Ioana and a video camera, I’m not interested in gossip. So let’s just stick to the lingerie pictures and enjoy. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

Kim Kardashian Shares North West Birthday Photo: Make a Wish!

Kim Kardashian has a message for those who says she neglects her daughter : NEGLECT THIS! In the wake of North West’s first birthday party on Saturday – which has been dubbed Kidchella and which featured a ferris wheel, a moon bounce, a tipi and other items the child herself couldn’t use – Kim has released a new photo of her, North and Kanye West. “Our baby girl’s 1st birthday party! #kidchella,” Kardashian wrote as a simple caption to the image, turning a personal family event into a hashtag. As you can see, Nori donned a tan dress with lots of fringe and, of course, a crown of flowers. Following the shindig’s theme, her three-tiered cake was tie dyed with giant frosting daisies. All appeared to have fun at the event, though it was not without controversy: Khloe Kardashian has come under major fire for wearing a Native American headdress as part of the celebration. Considering the family we’re talking about here, however, we should probably just be happy she was wearing clothing of any kind. 15 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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Andy Cohen Joins Tinder, Seeks Love Connection

Andy Cohen officially has joined the dating application Tinder in search of true love. Or at least whatever you’d call the stuff people say and send on Tinder. The application is a no-holds-barred service matching people pretty much choose each other solely on looks, location and perhaps a witty “about me” blurb. Based on a user’s preference, Tinder produces a bunch of “results” or people – each profile can hold up to six pictures and an “about me” – for review. Users swipe left (not interested) or right (interested); if both parties happen to have swiped right, it’s a match! If there’s a match, the two parties can chat. Kind of awesome concept for a dating app … or at least hooking up with tech-savvy hotties who happen to be nearby. It was a hit at the Olympic village . In Cohen’s case, during an interview with Larry King, the 46-year-old Bravo producer demonstrated how the app worked and even “matched” with someone. “He has a nice body,” King said. We’re sure he does … but check out some of the best Tinder messages of all time to see what nonsense Andy could be in for if he pursues him: 21 Best Tinder Messages Ever 1. Kim Jong NOPE This wins Tinder. Forever and ever.

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Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day

Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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Mariah Carey’s Being Patriotic of Macy’s

I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous. I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up… And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE

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Emma Watson Has a Tight Shirt on of the Day

I am not interested in Emma Watson, so I was debating not to bother posting this pic she posted of herself in a tight shirt, but then I remembered that her fan base, is probably the kind of virgin loser who visits this site, bu more importantly, probably the kind of virgin loser who cums himself when seeing pics of a girl in a tight shirt…especially when that girl is his dream girl he pretends he is married to every night before bed.

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Tanning Mom in Playboy: Thankfully Not Coming Soon!

The infamous Tanning Mom says she’s willing to flaunt her (literally) HOT body for Playboy … IF the opportunity arose. NOTE: She’s practicing poses already. Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare it all for Hef, but fortunately, the magazine is not interested in seeing Tanning Mom nude. Nor is anyone else … save for the guy who fathered the little girl she was recently arrested for taking into a tanning booth and burning. Anyway. Patricia Krentcil Tanning Arrest A source says “It wouldn’t even be considered” at Playboy, despite TM angling to cash in on her 15 minutes, because she’s just not Playboy material . Playboy even went on record, saying, “It would definitely never happen.” Fortunately, if you love Tanning Mom, she says she’s been approached by several people interested in featuring her on a reality show. Why, who the heck knows. Also fortunately, if you like women who fake tan less and haven’t been charged with felony child endangerment, Jaclyn Swedberg is Playboy’s Playmate of the Year.

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How Adam Yauch Made the Greatest Concert Film Ever

Editor’s note: The following piece, originally published by the author at Movie City News , was written after the New York premiere of the Beastie Boys’ concert film Awesome; I Fuckin’ Shot That! in 2006. The project was one of many films and videos made by the Beasties’ late Adam Yauch under his directorial nom de plume Nathanial Hörnblowér; Movieline today republishes the piece in remembrance. — STV Admittedly, I am not what you would call a Beastie Boys enthusiast. I am not even a casual fan. The depth of my Beasties appreciation runs shallow at best: I like the “Sabotage” video as much as the next guy; “Fight For Your Right” annoys me; the hip-hop clown thing is endearing; and I tend to just take their (many) devotees’ word for it that the trio is rooted in prodigious creative genius. Fine. I  do   watch a lot of movies, however, which is why I feel comfortable assessing the Beastie Boys’  Awesome; I Fuckin’ Shot That!  as possibly the greatest concert film ever made. A second viewing at last night’s New York premiere confirmed my first impression, and the standing-room-only audience attending the  Museum of the Moving Image -hosted event seemed to share at least some of that judgment. Not that it came out when the Beasties themselves – ”Mike D” Diamond, Adam “Adrock” Horovitz and Adam “MCA” Yauch – joined the crowd for the requisite post-screening chat. “How do you stay in such great shape?” a viewer asked. “As members of a basketball team, we have a very strong work ethic,” Horovitz said. “We have a workout tape we’re gonna be selling,” Yauch said. Diamond spoke up. “Actually, the team, I think, has a  poor   work ethic, and I think everybody needs to talk about that before we get into next season,” he said. “You guys talk about how you want freedom on the court. Show me the stats.” “Also, we rub ourselves down with monkey piss a lot,” Yauch said. That the Beastie Boys never actually got around to discussing how  good   their film is kind of helps define Awesome ‘s transcendent appeal. The movie represents the raucous bastard offspring of goofball stunt and technical experiment; only a band that takes its mission as seriously as the Beasties do could conceive a film  this   determined to  not   take itself seriously. And only the Beastie Boys — whose interactive relationship with their fans manifests itself in multi-angle DVD’s and do-it-yourself remixes — would count on concertgoers to hold them to their own expressionistic standards. Awesome ‘s central gimmick is old news: The band gave 50 fans 50 cameras to record the entirety of its Oct. 9, 2004, concert at Madison Square Garden. “You can rock out, you can do whatever you want,” a producer advises the camerapeople at the beginning of the film. “Just keep shooting. … In 20 years, you’ll be able to look back and say, ‘Awesome; I fuckin’ shot that.’ ” The Beasties combined the crowd footage with that of a small backstage crew, and Yauch went to work. “There were 61 different angles that we were cutting from,” said Yauch, whose other alias, Nathanial Hörnblowér, claims directing credit. “It was all loaded into Final Cut and stacked and we were cutting from that. It was a pretty crazy job. The way we started out was there were actually three different editors who went at it, and they had 20 cameras each, and they each did a cut. We were kind of looking it over and picked some parts that worked. We did a cut from that, and Neal (Usatin, supervising editor) and I stated cutting on top of that, and then spent about a year working on it. It was a good starting place, because it’s pretty hard to start with just, like, a blank canvas and start cutting from nothing when you have that much material.” In the end, Yauch continued,  Awesome   comprises 6,632 cuts – an average of one for every 19 frames. It screens like a pixilated light show, drowning in color and kinesis, putting the “ADD” back in “addled.” Meanwhile, the rich, refined sound defies the visuals’ bootleg ethos. As occasionally challenging as this blend is to watch, it makes for revelatory viewing. No band since Talking Heads has preserved (or even established) such visceral identity while relinquishing this much aesthetic control. But in downplaying posterity for the sake of experience, Awesome sets itself up as the anti- Stop Making Sense , the anti- Last Waltz , the anti- Woodstock , the anti- Gimme Shelter .  Depeche Mode 101  trails a handful of fans on their journey to a landmark emotional event in their lives–DM’s 1988 show at the Rose Bowl — but D.A. Pennebaker’s film captures a sense of a moment more than any real sense of community.  Dave Chappelle’s Block Party   evokes moment and community as sort of a hollow auteur wet dream, with no less a force than Michel Gondry doing little more than pointing and shooting Chappelle’s swan song to swagger. By placing them in the context of a genuine community (and if you have ever been to a sold-out show at the Garden, it is about as communal an atmosphere as 20,000 strangers are likely to find),  Awesome de-mystifies its subjects. A man carts his running camera into the bathroom, while another tapes a concessionaire air-guitarring her way through the opening riff of “Sabotage.” One hapless woman turns her device on her relatively idle section, imploring, “Come on, get excited! We’ll be on the DVD.” Boyfriends shout lyrics in girlfriends’ ears, dances mimic each other. The most powerful stage presence, in fact, belongs to the Beasties’ DJ Mix Master Mike, whose showcases contribute the virtuosic complement to Yauch’s crude explosion of style. That said, for all I lack in Beastie Boys knowledge, their film’s reflection of unhinged New York musical tradition is unmistakable. “That’s the thing with growing up in New York City,” Diamond said Tuesday night. “I think at the time we grew up, it was like hip-hop was evolving, there were incredible punk rock shows, hip-hop shows, reggae shows. Everything was in New York City. And then at the same time, I think even when we started playing shows ourselves–opening up for Run-DMC and LL Cool J and all these bands on tour–we learned so much from them. Being able to study that and everything, that was like…” Horovitz gestured into the audience, “For me personally, I don’t know if I’d be doing this if my brother never played me Jimmy Spicer’s  Super Rhymes ,” he said. “I can name some shows,” Yauch said. “Like when Funky Four Plus One came Downtown?” “Oh, yeah,” Diamond said. “That was definitely a big deal,” Yauch continued. “Slits, PIL, Clash.” “Gang of Four,” Horovitz said, nodding. But are the Beastie Boys a  continuation   of that spirit? That is for their fans to debate, although I should not be so quick to pass the buck – especially considering  Awesome; I Fuckin’ Shot That ‘s influence, its magic and my slow assimilation into their ranks. For once, at least for me, the Beastie Boys are a sight and sound to behold. This piece was originally published March 29, 2006, at The Reeler, a blog hosted at Movie City News . Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Seriously, Don’t Send James Cameron Your Scripts

The extended Q&A transcript from James Cameron ‘s China-focused chat with the New York Times and The Economist reveals the extent of Cameron’s Avatar -tunnel vision. “I’ve divided my time over the last 16 years over deep ocean exploration and filmmaking. I’ve made two movies in 16 years, and I’ve done eight expeditions. Last year I basically completely disbanded my production company’s development arm. So I’m not interested in developing anything. I’m in the Avatar business. Period. That’s it. I’m making Avatar 2 , Avatar 3 , maybe Avatar 4 , and I’m not going to produce other people’s movies for them.” Looks like it’ll be all Avatar , all the time from here on out, which is… good news? [ NYT ]

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