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Tan Mom is Totally Toasted – Hollywood.TV

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Hollywood.TV is your source for all the latest celebrity news, gossip and videos of your favorite stars! bit.ly – Click to Subscribe! Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Tan Mom , Patricia Krentcil was so drunk at her own roast last night she was thrown out. Patricia could barely stand up at the event last night at XL Nightclub in New York. She was there to host the weekly “Hot Mess party”. She did not do a good job hosting but she was most definitely a HOT MESS. Hollywood.TV is one of the top celebrity news providers in the world. Since 2008, Hollywood.TV has been bringing all the latest celebrity news, interviews, gossip, and candid videos to viewers all over the world. HTV is on the job 24/7, and at all the best festivals from Sundance to Coachella, as well as on the streets every day to cover the hottest celebs in Hollywood, New York, and Miami. Hollywood.TV is currently the third most viewed reporter channel on www.youtube.com YouTube with almost 400 million views, and our footage is seen worldwide! Tune in daily for all the latest Hollywood news on www.hollywood.tv and http like us on Facebook!

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Tanning Mom: Kicked Out of Own Roast By Drag Queens

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil was removed from a roast in her honor Wednesday at a New York bar after she was so drunk she couldn’t stand up. The Nutley, N.J. native “showed up for the red carpet and fell over,” at Hell’s Kitchen’s XL Club, a witness said, according to the New York Post . The source added that at one point, the 44-year-old mother of five became so incoherent that she “got up and tried to attack [a] drag queen.” “We asked [ Patricia Krentcil ] what she wanted to drink and she slurred, ‘I didn’t put my kid in a tanning bed!’” a witness told the newspaper. The organizers described their contingency plan for Tanning Mom getting out of hand … and how it was put into effect within just a few minutes. “We came up with a code word earlier: It was ‘Christmas’ … After about five minutes, we were just screaming ‘Christmas,’ and security came and took her out.” If you missed it, Krentcil was arrested April 24 on a second-degree child endangerment charge when she allegedly took her six-year-old tanning. According to New Jersey law (but apparently not common sense to Tanning Mom), no one 13-years-old or younger is allowed to enter the booths. To see what she looked like before her bizarre obsession with trying to become the first-ever human raisin kicked in, check out Tanning Mom pale .

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Kristen Stewart: My Life is So Boring!

Kristen Stewart is an A-list movie star who has two blockbusters on the way in 2012: Snow White and the Huntsman , and Breaking Dawn Part 2 . But that doesn’t mean the actress finds her life especially exciting. “I didn’t go to f-cking school, I feel I would have had a bit something extra if I had,” she tells the latest issue of Elle . “Maybe because my life is so f-cking perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want… “You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f-cking happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f-ck me over! Do you know what I mean?” Well… no. Not exactly. We don’t wake up next to Robert Pattinson every morning. Among other topics touched on by Kristen in the interview: Her top books : “East of Eden is my favorite, it’s big, and then Cannery Row. I’ve read them all. Have you ever read Lie Down In Darkness? I want to play Peyton more than anything I can possibly taste or touch in my life. I want to play her so bad.” On riding horses as Snow White : “I hated it. I didn’t take to the whole mentality of f-cking ordering that thing around – ‘Go now!’ You have to be an asshole, basically. Not to say that horse people are assholes to their horses. But you have to basically tell that thing who’s boss, and I didn’t want to do that. I was like, ‘No, do your thing. I don’t even want to be up here.'” Wearing contact lenses for The Twilight Saga : “It’s like I always have sunglasses on – soulless, googly-eyed sunglasses. You can’t feel your eyeballs. They ruined me.”

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Tanning Mom in Playboy: Thankfully Not Coming Soon!

The infamous Tanning Mom says she’s willing to flaunt her (literally) HOT body for Playboy … IF the opportunity arose. NOTE: She’s practicing poses already. Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare it all for Hef, but fortunately, the magazine is not interested in seeing Tanning Mom nude. Nor is anyone else … save for the guy who fathered the little girl she was recently arrested for taking into a tanning booth and burning. Anyway. Patricia Krentcil Tanning Arrest A source says “It wouldn’t even be considered” at Playboy, despite TM angling to cash in on her 15 minutes, because she’s just not Playboy material . Playboy even went on record, saying, “It would definitely never happen.” Fortunately, if you love Tanning Mom, she says she’s been approached by several people interested in featuring her on a reality show. Why, who the heck knows. Also fortunately, if you like women who fake tan less and haven’t been charged with felony child endangerment, Jaclyn Swedberg is Playboy’s Playmate of the Year.

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Tanning Mom on SNL Parody: Hysterical!

Give Patricia Krentcil credit where due. The New Jersey woman, now known as Tanning Mom after her arrest for (allegedly) letting her six-year-old go tanning with her, knows how to take a joke. Kristen Wiig’s impersonation of her on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update news segment this weekend was “well done,” she told the New York Post . Tanning Mom conceded, “The whole thing was hysterical.” Tanning Mom Saturday Night Live Parody During the sketch, a charred-looking Wiig likened Patricia Krentcil to a Slim Jim, and later “Wile E. Coyote right after something’s blown up in his face.” The 44-year-old Krentcil, who pleaded not guilty to felony child endangerment charges last week, was not nearly amused after Snooki called her crazy .

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Tangerine-Colored Ho Sit Down: Tanorexic New Jersey Mom Calls Child-Endangerment Accusers “Fat And Ugly”

This beyotch got the nerve to call somebody “ugly”??? SMDH Patricia Krentcil Goes On Angry Rant Toward Child-Endangerment Accusers She isn’t a bad mother — it’s people who are just “jealous, fat and ugly,” that are out to get her. Tanorexic New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil again denied bringing her five-year-old daughter into a tanning booth today, saying that the two “only go shopping together” and that she is a good mother. “I would never, ever put my daughter in a tanning booth,” Krentcil said in the video which was posted on TMZ.com. “We go out shopping, that’s what we do. I don’t want to hear any more about this.” Krentcil then goes on the offensive, calling out her critics who have labeled her a bad mom. “Any mother who makes an accusation about me is not a mother because I’m a great mother — I would never do that to my child,” Krentcil rants. “There’s somebody out there for my whole life that doesn’t like me because they are jealous, fat and they’re ugly.” Krentcil was charged with felony child endangerment yesterday after allegedly bringing her daughter into a tanning booth at City Tropic Tanning salon in Nutley, NJ. She was released on $25,000 bail. Do you believe this crazy-a$$ broad when she says she didn’t take her daughter into the tanning booth?? Image via New York Post Source More On Bossip! Get Ya Mind Right! 10 Ways To Tell That Everyone You Know Thinks You’re A Ho You’re The Worst: The 10 Biggest A-Holes In Sports Happy 40th Rocky! Let’s Celebrate The Rock’s Birthday By Looking At His Most Scintillating Pics, Ladies Caption This: Rihanna In The Strip Club

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Tangerine-Colored Ho Sit Down: Tanorexic New Jersey Mom Calls Child-Endangerment Accusers “Fat And Ugly”