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Selena Weber Nipple of the Day

We don’t know who Selena Weber is around these parts, but we do know a nipple when it is flashed in what looks like a really low level photoshoot for instagram, which it probably is, since instagram, despite being run by an evil corporation that mines your data to collect information to use in creating AI that will take over the world, is what people participate in….and it really amazes me because they aren’t paid to use the platform, they just do it hoping to get seen, since the eyeballs are there…so they are doing free volunteer work with hopes of an upside, that they can’t control because the powers that are Facebook control the actual outcome…yet people keep going back like mice in some science experiment…and it’s fucking crazy….shareholders get richer, yet the bulk of people using Instagram don’t own stock in the company… Who fucking knows…or cares really…this is about Selena Weber, unknown woman and her nipple…which is the name of the memoir she’s writing I assume.. The post Selena Weber Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kourtney Kardashian Draws Gun, Says Not to "Mess" with Her

Might a sibling rivalry be brewing over an issue of national importance? Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian sat down for a special Q&A in San Francisco, telling attendees that ” we don’t have strict enough gun control ” in this country. That’s an opinion held by many. But not, it seems, an opinion shared by sister Kourtney Kardashian. Likely in a nod to Throwback Thursday, Kourtney has shared a photo on Instagram of her and Khloe Kardashian with weapons in their hands at a firing range. The photo was actually snapped as part of an outing the family went on way back on Season 1 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians . Kourtney simply wrote “Don’t Mess” as the caption to this throwback image, trying to sound all tough and, we can only presume, attempting to intimidate Scott Disick. According to recent reports, Disick was caught getting cozy with some girl in France late last month and Kourtney is considering leaving her baby daddy for real this time. And if Disick has a problem with this plan? He can direct his eyeballs to the photo above and dare to mess with Kourtney at his own risk.

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Eva Green Does The 2015 Campari Calendar

Unless you’ve been living in a shack in the woods these past few years, you probably don’t need me to tell you that Eva Green has been crushing it in the hotness department lately. And this great photoshoot she did for the 2015 Campari Calendar is no exception. I’ve never understood the appeal of calendars like this — who has the attention span and/or self-control to be able to only look at one sexy picture for an entire month? But that said, I could definitely spend an entire year looking at these. Or at the very least, a whole 30-45 seconds. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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Casey Batchelor’s Busts Out Of ZOO

According to my sources (aka my eyeballs), this sexy Zoo shoot that Casey Bachelor did is apparently the first cover for the super-busty British reality “star.” Which I’m guessing is probably a pretty big moment in any hot nobody’s career. Not as big as a fling with a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement, of course, but I guess you’ve got to work your way up to that. One step at a time.

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Casey Batchelor’s Busts Out Of ZOO

Casey Batchelor’s Busts Out Of ZOO

According to my sources (aka my eyeballs), this sexy Zoo shoot that Casey Bachelor did is apparently the first cover for the super-busty British reality “star.” Which I’m guessing is probably a pretty big moment in any hot nobody’s career. Not as big as a fling with a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement, of course, but I guess you’ve got to work your way up to that. One step at a time.

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Le Call’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

These lingerie pictures are the first time I’m hearing of Le Call who, according to my eyeballs, is one seriously hot model. But this is a pretty great way to make a first impression if you ask me. And after getting more familiar with her via some good old-fashioned Instagram creeping , I can safely say that I hope we get to see a whole lot more of her where these came from. I also learned that she was apparently “raised by wolves.” And if that’s the case, I’d like to thank them.Enjoy.

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Sophie Simmons’ Juicy Bikini Pictures

I never watched Gene Simmons Family Jewels , because I respect my eyeballs more than that, but I think that after these latest bikini pictures of Gene’s daughter Sophie Simmons , I finally understand what those jewels were. Who knew they were hiding between Sophie’s shoulders and stomach this whole time? Doesn’t matter though, I’m just glad to see that they came back out for display. Enjoy.

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Jesus Take The Wheel: 6-Year-Old Boy Found Bloody And Missing His Eyeballs After Being Attacked By Organ Traffickers In China

This is so sad… An innocent little boy got jacked for his eyeballs! Via Sky News reports : A six-year-old boy has had his eyes gouged out in an attack believed to have been carried out by an organ trafficker in China. The child was found covered in blood three to four hours after he went missing while playing outside, according to a television report. “He had blood all over his face. His eyelids were turned inside out. And inside, his eyeballs were not there,” his father told Shanxi Television. The boy was drugged and “lost consciousness” before the attacker removed his eyes, state broadcaster China Central Television (CCTV) said on its account on Sina Weibo, China’s version of Twitter. It was claimed that the boy’s eyes were found nearby but the corneas were missing. Police in Fenxi, in the northern province of Shanxi, have offered a 100,000 yuan (£10,500) reward for information leading to the arrest of the suspect, believed to be a woman. Pictures showed the heavily-bandaged child being taken from an operating theatre and being placed in a hospital bed as family members stood crying by his bedside. About 300,000 patients in China need transplants each year, but only about 10,000 people can get them due to a lack of donors, state media said. Seven people were jailed last year when a teenager sold a kidney for an illicit transplant operation and used the proceeds to buy an iPhone and iPad. Children’s organs are usually more expensive on the black market, an organ trafficker told Sina Internet news portal in 2010, as “most people think the younger the donor is, the better the quality of organs”. This is just crazy, and now this precious innocent life is scarred forever. We’re definitely praying over this one. YouTube Continue reading

Ke$ha: I Eye-Banged Johnny Depp!

Ke$ha is on record: she would totally have sex with Justin Bieber . And now she’s also on record: the singer has had sex with Johnny Depp! Via her eyeballs, that is. Wait… WHAT?!? The 26-year-old singer told Metro U.K. that she “and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy… We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex.” Oh, well, okay then. We’d be taken aback by this statement, but it’s Ke$ha. She says she once slept with a ghost . And we assume not merely with her eyeballs because, come on, people. Ghosts don’t have eyeballs.

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Kristen Stewart: My Life is So Boring!

Kristen Stewart is an A-list movie star who has two blockbusters on the way in 2012: Snow White and the Huntsman , and Breaking Dawn Part 2 . But that doesn’t mean the actress finds her life especially exciting. “I didn’t go to f-cking school, I feel I would have had a bit something extra if I had,” she tells the latest issue of Elle . “Maybe because my life is so f-cking perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want… “You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f-cking happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f-ck me over! Do you know what I mean?” Well… no. Not exactly. We don’t wake up next to Robert Pattinson every morning. Among other topics touched on by Kristen in the interview: Her top books : “East of Eden is my favorite, it’s big, and then Cannery Row. I’ve read them all. Have you ever read Lie Down In Darkness? I want to play Peyton more than anything I can possibly taste or touch in my life. I want to play her so bad.” On riding horses as Snow White : “I hated it. I didn’t take to the whole mentality of f-cking ordering that thing around – ‘Go now!’ You have to be an asshole, basically. Not to say that horse people are assholes to their horses. But you have to basically tell that thing who’s boss, and I didn’t want to do that. I was like, ‘No, do your thing. I don’t even want to be up here.'” Wearing contact lenses for The Twilight Saga : “It’s like I always have sunglasses on – soulless, googly-eyed sunglasses. You can’t feel your eyeballs. They ruined me.”

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