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Kourtney Kardashian Grinds her Mom Vag Against a Bike Seat of the Day

There was a period of time where I got excited by girls on bikes…not necessarily in bikinis on bikes..just on bikes in general…because I knew their vaginas were rubbing against the seat really hard…and on hot summer days…vile and sexy…dripping with seat and broken dreams… But when I see Kourtney Kardashian doing it, it doesn’t make me want to sniff the seat when she’s in the store buying a drink…like I do with some girls…if anything it’s repulsive…after all the babies and Kardashian pollution that comes with being a Kardashian…but for some reason…I’m still looking.. IF YOU”RE INTO BIKE SEATS -> ENTER OUR STATE BICYCLE COMPANY -> WIN A FREE BIKE CONTEST CLICK HERE The post Kourtney Kardashian Grinds her Mom Vag Against a Bike Seat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day

This is the cheesiest shoot I’ve seen in a long time…it’s for Men’s Health magazine, not necessarily a magazine known for their artistic creative direction, you know it’s not the Vogue for men, where you’d expect anything deeper or more interesting than a girl in a bikini, that they throw some Dollar Tree props at to distract from her average face, you know figuring people only care about her tits, cuz the rest of her is pretty broken down, so put her in a bikini, it’s good enough…. I’ve seen better concepts on instagram with nobodies, which Charlotte McKinney is, an instagram nobody, who just scammed her way on TV, and will fade out into obscurity, but not before bedding the right rich guy who love big nobody tits… I’m not a fan of Florida trash, rich or not…I’m also not a fan of a girl getting on TV, without paying any dues, other than fucking the right exec or his friend… Charlotte McKinney makes no sense, and either do these pics.. The post Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life…. I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups… I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world… So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom… The post Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Changing for Nowness Magazine of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a heroin addict, rich brat, socialite who has tricked her way into being a relevant model by hanging out with the right people, and I guess not being fat..and co-signed by leaders of fashion industry…and as vile and disgusting as her bi-sexual attention seeking ass is..she takes a good pic, or in this case, video of her changing. I find it hot, and hate myself for that. This has nothing to do with Christmas, but if there is a Santa, maybe he’ll giver her a drug overdose for Christmas, but maybe she’ll just get another year of winning by being relevant…when she has no real business being who she is, but then again who really does…

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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini on the Beach for Arab Christmas of the Day

I don’t know if Gigi Hadid celebrates Christmas, seeing as she’s got some Arab real estate developer father in his 90s…who may have been born before Christmas was even invented, but I do know that her career has been an overrated Christmas miracle that I would argue she doesn’t really deserve because she’s not all that hot, but that I guess she does deserve because she knows the right people…like the guy who owns Guess, who made her a Guess girl and who pushed her to other things like Sports Illustrated using his clout…making her an IT girl rich girl…not necessarily because that’s what she wanted, even though all girls want to be celebrated for their look, but because her parents are egos and it fuels their vapid LA needs. Either way – people lik eher…

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Here’s Why ‘The Simpsons’ Just Killed Off [SPOILER]

The 26th season premiere of Fox’s long-lasting cartoon featured the death of a beloved character, if not necessarily a major one.

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Kate Upton Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton’s tits are ridiculous and not necessarily in a good way, even it is a mesmerizing way… My friends over at FAMOUSMISFORTUNE posted this pretty funny TOP 10 on Kate Upton in a bikini , reminding me that I am not alone in thinking that this fatty is too sloppy and fat for bikini model fame. She is a big girl, a very very big girl, and I don’t know what kind of message she’s sending to the kids when she is celebrated by dudes everywhere, but I am thinking DIABETES. I am all for girls to get half naked, and I am all for big fat tits, I just don’t like seeing the rest of her sloppy body in action. I am not the kind of guy who can ignore it and just fixate on the tits. I wish I was, because then I’d be able to understand why she is considered one of the hottest girls out there, or an “It” girl, when anyone with eyes can tell, that she’s more the kind of girl who doesn’t like fitness, but does like eating a lot…and weighs more than two average it girls. I can make fun of her, point and laugh, stare at her tits, and ultimately, not care…I mean I’ve been calling her overrated and fat since day one. It doesn’t change how much money she makes or who works with her. It just confuses me. You blue collar pervert dudess love this shit, she’s skinny compare to the pigs you fuck, I get it…but I don’t get why the fashion industry, or any industry is catering to your broke ass… TO SEE THE FUNNY TOP 10 CLICK HERE TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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New Site Urges Users to "Make Love, Not Porn" [PICS]

Ok, first things first. Put your pitchforks away, because high-powered ad exec and Make Love Not Porn founder Cindy Gallop contends that she is NOT anti-porn. ” I’m a fan of hardcore porn. I watch it regularly ,” she insists. Cindy’s problem is with guys– the younger men she dates, specifically–who can’t seem to tell the difference between the fantasy (porn) and the reality of sex. ” We live in a puritanical double standards culture…it’s not surprising that hardcore pornography has become de facto sex education, ” she said at the 2009 TED talk that launched the site. ” Porn tends to present one world view. Porn says, ‘this is the way it is.’ What I want to say is, not necessarily ,” she adds. And to prove that her beef isn’t with sex, just the way it’s portrayed in the media, she’s set up a new site, MakeLoveNotPorn.TV . Currently in its invite-only beta stage, MakeLoveNotPorn.TV is an attempt to harness the power of social media and viral video to…well, to get people to upload videos of themselves screwing. For $5 a pop (to filter out spammers, Cindy says), users can upload their personal stash of fuck films for the world to see. For another $5, users can “rent” content submitted by other users for three weeks of, uhm, sex education. What makes this different from sites like YouPorn (besides the price tag)? The good vibes, we guess. That, and when someone rents your sex video, half of their $5 goes back to MakeLoveNotPorn.TV , and half goes to you. So if you think you’ve got what it takes to be a home-grown sex star, your income opportunities (among other things) are pointing straight up. Is MakeLoveNotPorn.TV the wave of the future or just a cash grab? See the rest of founder Cindy Gallop’s TED talk after the jump, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Ryan Lochte Mystery Woman: Actually His Sister!

While Michael Phelps’ girlfriend Megan Rossee is the primary tabloid focus at the Olympics this week, the mystery woman partying with Ryan Lochte and sitting on his lap on the ride back from a club is generating major buzz as well. Bad news first, ladies: Ryan Lochte has a very long-term relationship with her. The good news: It’s actually his older sister, Megan! You still have a shot! Megan Lochte Torrini, 31, and her low-cut top were erroneously assumed to be a groupie or love interest for the swimmer … pretty funny. The moral of the story? Sometimes a cute girl sitting on the lap of America’s most eligible bachelor is merely doing so because tons of drunk people are piling into one cab and there’s like no room … not necessarily because she’s looking for some action. Lesson learned. In actual SWAG news, check out these Megan Rossee photos ! Whenever Ryan does get into the dating pool, Michael has set the bar pretty high. Just saying.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Bring Feud to The View, Conduct Separate Interviews

Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile of The Real Housewives of New Jersey appeared on The View yesterday. But the castmates did not do so as a group. Due to what she referred to as “family issues,” Giudice refused to conduct her interview alongside Gorgoa and Wakile, telling the co-hosts: “We have family issues that we need to resolve and I didn’t think that today was the appropriate time, you know, in front of an audience and it to be done in just a few minutes.” We gotta give props to the Bravo producers for staging this controversy and finding a way to extend the feud beyond their show. And negative props to The View for allowing itself to be used in such a manner. Meanwhile, an insider tells The New York Daily News that Gorga “flipped out” when she learned Giudice would not be on stage with her, supposedly telling someone over her cell phone “Our plan is ruined… we have to come up with another way to take her down.” From where does this rivalry stem? The show’s scripts, of course. But specifically from Giudice saying Gorga was a “gold digger” and would leave her husband for a richer man. Teresa has since apologized for those remarks… on the cover of a supermarket tabloid . Clarifies a spokesperson for Gorga (yes, Melissa Gorga has a spokesperson): “Any insinuation that