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Raquel Welch is a 70 Year Old I Want to Fuck of the Day

I haven’t fucked someone over 70 in a long time….It was back when I worked at the old folks home and I wouldn’t really call it sex because the bitch was medicated, half asleep with a serious case of senility that made her forget who she was, which was the motivation behind choosing her, in an out of sight out of mind kinda thing that even if she woke up she’d have no idea what happened 3 minutes later and really it was a service to her cuz I knew she hadn’t fucked in a long time… The nice thing about that romantic experience was that I thought I’d need lube, but really the walls of her vagina were so parted, that I popped rigt in….The horrible thing was seeing what I saw everytime I opened my eyes, cuz old lady ass is not something that should be undressed… Unless of course it’s Raquel Welch, cuz she’s 70 and I’m in fucking love. I generally don’t like that plastic surgery, plastic emotionless face that makes bitches mainly in LA look like fucking aliens, but something was done right…she’s so good that I wouldn’t have to close my eyes and remember her 1960s stupid tits…I’d be happy with what was on my plate in front of me. Seriously….I could jerk off to these pics and she’s not doing anything in them…except for being a hot 70 year old..and for some reason her being 70….and reflecting on all that pussy has seen…and all the wisdom it garnered from its experiences is better than porn to me….

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Amanda Seyfried is Boring in a Stupid Wig of the Day

This bitch is exactly like every stripper I’ve ever met. She’ll get naked, or dresses slutty and desirable, or put on heels and lace for a movie role, when she’s getting paid stupid money, but in her everyday life, bitch just fucking sucks and walk around unshowered, sloppy and looking like she just spent the last month camping. Despite liking me some stinky, dirty, unshowered pussy every once in a while, cuz it’s got more flavor, it’s not something I generally jerk off to…especially when it’s Hollywood, since there are enough unshowered disgusting bitches in my everyday life…. Amanda Seyfried, even when in stupid costume, annoys me…because she just doesn’t try unless she’s getting paid, and that may be good work ethic, but it’s not the way celebrities are supposed to act, and I don’t think she’s talented enough to reinvent our expectations and the whole thing just pisses me the fuck off, I like bitches who are whores to their core, attention seeking and insecure, not just sloppy twats comfortable being seen in their pig-state cuz they think it’s cool not to care, especially when they make stupid much money cuz we pay to see her shit…it’s a total lack of respect and Amanda Seyfried half naked or not irritates the fuck out of me.

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Amanda Seyfried is Boring in a Stupid Wig of the Day

Danielle Staub Exits the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Campaigns For Spin-Off

Just hours after Bravo plucked the final strings on the hellish hate song that was season two Real Housewives of New Jersey , Danielle Staub has confirmed that she is leaving the franchise that Andy Cohen built. Her plan? To give back to others…in the form of another reality project centered entirely around herself.

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Steven Tyler’s Idol Gig Angers Aerosmith Bandmates

Nonplussed by the rumor that Steven Tyler may become American Idol’s head judge? His Aerosmith bandmate Joe Perry is considerably more worked up about it. “It’s a reality show designed to get people to watch that station and sell advertising,” Perry seethed to the Calgary Herald . “It’s one step above [ Teenage Mutant ] Ninja Turtles …I’ll tell you one thing, when we put this band together, this is not something that he would do. It’s his business, but I don’t want Aerosmith’s name involved with it.” Draft Love! [ Calgary Herald via TMZ ]

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Fantasia — Do As I Say, Not As I Do (Or Say)

Filed under: Fantasia Barrino , Hot Vegas Fantasia Barrino admittedly took a whole bottle of aspirin because she ” wanted it to be over with ” — but in a Las Vegas club Friday night, she made the whole incident seem like something that was done to her … not something she did to herself. It’s… Read more

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I’m Not Drunk: The Game

Questionable morality in video games is not something that started with Grand Theft Auto. But at least when I was a kid, we had games that taught us how to act irresponsibly in a responsible manner. (Thanks Ryan) Watch

Source: Sheen Fight Sparked By Daughter Sam

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s heated holiday argument is not something new to their family and friends. “The tiniest thing will set them off,” a source says….

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Preshow Dramz: Audrina Bows Out of VMAs

Something odd just happened, but definitely not something Aud. Sources tell me that Audrina Patridge has canceled her trip to New York and will no longer be presenting at the…

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Ellen, Shmellen…Sarah Palin Was Robbed!

So now we know: American Idol didn’t want to replace Paula Abdul with a singer, songwriter or Paula Abdul. It wanted someone who would judge its pop-star hopefuls from “the people’s..

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Day-Before Dramz: Audrina Bows Out of VMAs

Something odd just happened, but definitely not something Aud. Sources tell me that Audrina Patridge has canceled her trip to New York and will no longer be presenting at the…

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