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Pippa’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

I can’t believe I am still watching this Pippa Middleton bitch waiting for her to crack and shit on her whole family with a sex tape or somethin equally amazing that stems from a deep hatred for her sister and her marrying a fucking prince….only for the world to make a big deal about her…even though she’s nothing special…you know in a kind of proving herself strategy that gives the public can jerk off to….but she’s got an ass in jeans and that’s gotta count for something… What really matters is that they all give in eventually, 10 years ago you wouldn’t have though Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics would exist…but today they do….

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Scarlett Johansson for Mango of the Day

I never really got sucked into the Scarlett Johansson hype. I always saw a chunky, uninteresting girl with big enough tits and a nice enough face to look at, but nothing nearly as amazing as everyone seemed to think she was….she has flaws I just can’t ignore…unless of course I was dealing with them face to face, but since I’m not, I’ll judge her. Sure she’s hot, I’d be an idiot to say she isn’t, but I can say she’s nothing special, I see girls as equally good on the daily and maybe I just have fucked up ideas of what makes a bitch hot or not….but I’m pretty sure she was a product of major fucking marketing…what I call big titty hype that got dudes excited….more than anything….cuz she has been consistently boring as fuck to watch….Never any drunken episode, nip slips or sex tapes, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s a sign of a bitch who thinks she’s too good and more important than she is. Fuck her. But she photoshops well, so I figured I’d put these pictures up anyway.

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Did Something

Kim Kardashian and her giant ass went out to dinner the other night in a nice little black dress. I know there’s nothing special about that but she’s also giving us a nice little peek at her soon to be fat girl boobs so I’m posting them. Besides, I like Kim Kardashian , probably because I’ve never heard her speak, and I would do unspeakable things to her after we’ve shared a bag of wine. Do they make bags of wine? They should, like giant sip sacks you poke a straw through. Anyhow, you know the drill, ass boobs rinse and repeat. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Jessica Burciaga is a Shitty Model Who Does the “Hand Bra” of the Day

This nobody is some Mexican American low level “model” who was in Playboy last year and has been in a bunch of garbage magazines keeping her nice and obscure…because there are hundreds of girls in the world who are just a cheesy and as hot and as willing to get half naked as this bitch, making her nothing special…. I don’t know where these girls are from, or what makes them think they have a right to put out these kinds of pictures, but I blame Myspace cuz they all seem to seriously love getting in front of the camera and the only reason people notice is because we’re all fucking perverts… I am not posting these pictures I am her fan or think she’s anything special, but because one of her fans emailed them to me and I got angry, not because there was a half naked girl who looks like every other cheesy half naked girl in shitty cheap glamor shot, but because she was doing the low level, bottom-feeding model who doesn’t really want to go nude, but wants to be as racy as possible to get noticed move…and that’s covering her tits with her hands…until she realizes the only way to make it is to let dudes cum on her face on camera… It’s called the “hand bra”, there’s actually a fucking term for this stupidity and these fake models refer to it as a “Hand bra” and all I see is a cocktease whore who thinks she is better than what she is, who probably wears Ed Hardy and who should be getting paid to take cock, or give lap dances, but somehow her ego got in the way….and she’s just getting more attention than she fucking deserves…with her stupid fucking “hand bra”…. I hate this shit…just show us your fucking tits…it’s not like you’re holding out on anything that fucking great you cunt….

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America Almost Gets It Right

If a baseball player were to get a hit three out of every four at bats, he’d be a first ballot Hall of Famer. If three out of every four couples on The Bachelor got married, viewers might not consider the show more of a farce than Sarah Palin’s claims to be a serious political figure. Still, when American Idol viewers only get three out of four eliminations correct, the one they overlooked stands out the most. Can anyone out there explain why Lacey Brown will be singing next week, while Michelle Delamor will be watching from home?!? The former simply doesn’t have the voice to compete, while the latter comes across as stiff sometimes, but can undoubtedly carry a major tune. Sigh. We do give America props got eliminating Haeley “I Smile Like a Doll” Vaughn, Jermaine “God is My Homie” Sellers and John “There’s Nothing Special About Me” Park. And after Crystal Bowersox blew us away this week , it’s hard to complain about anything. But Delamor deserved to stick around. It was also nice to see Danny Gokey again. We’ve posted a photo of his performance below, as well as a few more from the results show:

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Paris Hilton’s Magical Boobies In Brazil

The Brazilian people must be very happy that Paris Hilton brought her magical boobs to Rio de Janeiro for Carnival . Lucky bastards. Here she is with Guy What’s His Nuts at some party the beer company she’s down there promoting paid her to attend. I don’t care why she’s there, I just like watching her magical boobs transform from nothing special in a swimsuit to big old titties staring you in the face. Very impressive.