Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter…. If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo… Here daughter – Also in Bikini The post Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vanessa Hudgens is now a fitness ICON… She’s come a long way from being a chubby Disney star I used to call PUDGENS because I am so clever – from the slutty selfies…before slutty selfies were thing…because she’s an innovator – and narcissist who likes looking at herself in the mirror but most interestingly – did it with a bush in an era where bush wasn’t trendy or cool – because she’s a hippie naturalist – or just a hairy girl who grows out bush in 5 minutes after shaving – who knows – or cares – she’s in a photoshoppped fitness shoot – looking good and photoshopped and that’s what matters but doesn’t matter at all – cuz no one cares about this shit…and rightfully so… She’s at Coachella – because Coachella is the cheesiest place a motherfucker can be this weekend – just don’t tell the corporate brands and Disney stars that – Ashley Tisdale Also at Coachella… Let’s turn this into a who is the lame person getting paid to go to Coachella post… Ariel Winter is there…for a brand…good job girl…fat chicks can make it… Madison Beer – Whoever the fuck she is – I know, she’s 18 and has big tits….and should be cheesy and into this kind of thing – it’s the 30+ year olds I question.. Kylie Jenner is Super Casual and Low Profile there – She Basically Put a Neon Sign on her Fucking Mangled Tranny “she got it from her daddy” Head – I mean the family Plastic Surgeon made the dad a fuckable chick, their mutant daughter shouldn’t have been such a challenge. Selena Gomez is on her way to the Desert…to Eat Dessert…..of The Weeknd’s Dick…she’s making it a girl weekend – but it’s a “don’t fuck other girls weeknd”…..get it.. I hear music festivals are great for people fresh out of Rehab… Stella Hudgens was there topless – naughty Sister Elisha Cuthbert is going because even when you’re too old to go to music festivals, you can still go to Music Festivals, and be the creepy old dude there.. Sophie Simmons and her fat girls tits were there – i wonder how she got tickets.. Jojo is in San Antonio – but that’s Honorary Desert….so it counts… Katherine McPhee’s ass was there in a one piece – but not actually at coachella – i just figured the fry product placement was part of her coachella scam Nicola Peltz also not there yet – but her nipples are in pictures and that counts.. The post Vanessa Hudgens for Women’s Health and a Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it funny that average frat boy dudes find breast feeding disgusting…like “girl why you gotta turn your tit I jerk off to into a tool to feed your kid”..it’s something I didn’t realize happened until reading some comments about PINK’s tit being sucked on on the internet – not that I read comments often, but it happens sometimes….. If I was a PINK fan, someone who likes her muscular body, I’d be more excited about this breast feeding pic because it’s her tit, and more importantly, because it proves she’s not a dude – despite every other pic of her. I also find it funny when women take the total opposite approach to frat boys grossed out by this kind of thing, and feel they are making moves, being progressive, are fucking ROSA PARKS warriors changing the way the world things about breast feeding…when I don’t think breast feeding is illegal anywhere…and besides the comments from a few faggots proven by their love for PINK..mode dudes are down for tits to be pulled out everywhere – always sexualize them nipples… This isn’t revolutionary…..or life changing….but I am sure PINK thinks she’s doing some activism… The post Pink Breast Feeding Erotica for the Woman’s Right to Feed Movement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, but isn’t getting shit on, because she’s not German, but probably would get shit on, if the rich guy she was dating to maintain her lifestyle, the whole point of modeling, was into that…because these girls, by definition take direction and orders from men paying them…. She does have hard nipples in this magazine though…VERY important… The post Anna Ewers in Vogue Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it interesting that the general public talks tons of shit of Anne Hathaway. They act like they hate her. I see more negative content about her than anything – and that’s in the mainstream media. I don’t know why people fucking hate this bitch. Sure she didn’t deserve the Oscar..but does she deserve the bullying…the answer is yes…because she keeps getting work, she keeps getting paid, she keeps making tons of fucking money, despite the world hating her….and that’s compensation for our abuse towards her… While we ponder that…here’s some creepy butt shots of her from the paparazzi shooting through some crack – like old time, creatively captured, paparazzi pics…the way it was meant to be…none of that staged shit… She’s in leggings. Looks ok to me….even if she’s the worst.. The post Anne Hathaway’s Creepy Butt Shot at the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like the hashtags that Sofia Vergara posted along with her face rash: #thatswhatIgetforshootingintheraininRome #iwouldntmakeitpast2daysonNakedandAfraid Well, I know Anasatasia Ashley lasted 6 days….because she’s the only girl who talks to me… Where are other girls, like this Sofia Vergara who has a fascinating story thanks to being a single mom who snuck into the country as an illegal, only to sort out her work visas, however she pulled that off, I am assuming her big tits had a big part of it, and have a big part of why the hicks who watch her on TV, don’t protest outside her house to have her deported – because America likes some illegals…turned legal…even more than they like their own born in America ethnics..because of the tits…. Either way, not the hottest nude on instagram today, but the most overrated actress so…it must balance it out … The post Sofia Vergara’s Face Rash Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jordana Brewster is skinny…and I like it….more girls should starve themselves especially in this body positive era. Skinny is more rare, more premium, more erotic…. Jordana Brewster was a teen soap star in the 90s, which means at least one of you jerked off to her when you called in sick, took the day off school, or was on disability because you’re a retard…and soap opera’s were your porn…it was 1995…and dial-up internet was annoying with the slow loading pictures and no videos… Since then she’s turned 37… She’s best known for being in every Fast & Furious movie…I’ve never seen any, but I know people, usually the worst fucking people love those movies, and when they take a minute away from jerking off to PAUL WALKER and VIN DIESEL…this pussy makes the experience more hetero…like the time I found out someone I know gave Vin a blowjob, a girl, which debunked all the gay assumptions I hate about it…straight for PAY…cuz you can’t be a terrible acting action star who makes billions if you’re an out of the closet homo..all the jacked up steroid frat boys who love him would be confused…. This isn’t about them..it’s about an old lady like Jordana Brewster…surviving, thriving,striving, in a bikini to help promote their new installment…. I call this – not quite menopausal, at her sexual prime, but probably not getting her period thanks to starvation…which means no unwanted pregancy, not that you can relate to that. Your dream is to have a woman let you knock her up so that you have something more than your empty life and so that you are never alone. HOT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It must really be my birthday – because Bella Thorne is in a bikini stretching… Or maybe it’s just like every other day, because Bella Thorne is always in a bikini…and really that would be a shitty gift because I find her totally uninteresting, not so fun, just a random girl who gets a lot of attention because she’s on TV and has a team…when she’s not all that hot, not all that deserving, not all that great…but she exists.. I think half or more of the reason I post her silly bikini pics is really just parody..or is it satire….I am mocking the situation because I know creeps jerk off to her….and by creeps I mean old guys like me…because I am old…and staring at her in a bikini…judging her young half naked body and saying it’s not good enough…when really it is…it is better than good enough because it has all it’s limbs and no visual rashes… The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
