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Brooke Burke Topless of the DAy

Posted on April 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

WILD ON!….with her top off…and I don’t even really know if this is considered topless, I mean sure she’s got no top on, but her tits are such ridiculous bolt ons, that besides the nipples, which I assume she was born with, we are essentially dealing with some man-made bullshit….that is like wearing a top – but on the inside of her skin…because big tits lead to opportunities…especially for Brooke Burke because without the tits, there would be no Wild On, her claim to fame that brought her to Dancing with the Stars and her huge instagram following where she speaks to moms like she’s Paltrow…because this girl BREEDS… She’s 45 and still doing it. Whatever it is, which seems to be paparazzi pandering for tabloid coverage because at this stage in the game- who gives a fuck….from her being topless as the person being topless..they are just tis.. to her being topless for us as the spectator…she’s old, she’s tired, they are just tits that aren’t even her tits…whatever…across the board. The post Brooke Burke Topless of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day

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French people being naked almost doesn’t count as naked – because they are so open sexually and all that other bullshit – but it is still naked to me…..and that is all that matters.. It’s like all these exhibitionists on instagram pretending to be feminists to justify getting naked, a pretty simple thing to do, but not when judgemental mean people are watching, so if you make it a political agenda, it’s all good, acceptable…but it’s still naked to me. What I am getting at is whatever your reason for naked, as long as you’re naked, because without you getting naked, I would never see you naked, because I am old and creepy and girls don’t like me…I approve…because you’re naked for me…. The post Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day

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With titles like “Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy” I realize why people don’t like this site… I am just trying to give love to the pussy’s that aren’t quite “MOM PUSSY”…but that attempted to be mom pussy…but it didn’t quite workout, so she turned it into a trashy, heartless to anyone who has actually had a miscarriage that didn’t want said miscarriage, tabloid story…because that is what she is…a tabloid story, who doesn’t matter, who had a sex tape that doesn’t matter, yet I am compelled to stare at her pussy definition in her shorts, but unlike complicit, I know what this definition means…and that’s whore. I guess I could have gone with porn pussy, or child bride no longer a child because she’s always been 40 pussy….but I am happy with Miscarriage pussy, maybe I should make it into a T-shirt. Whatever you call the pussy, or whether you care what it is about or not, know that we’ve seen masturabting and now it is in shorts jacked up, next to clown tits…on some garbage I love…is magical…this fine april evening…magical… God she’s low level… The post Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline… Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne got the vibe that her momentum was slowing down a little. I didn’t do a post on her for at least a day or two, which means that she hasn’t put any smut out there for perverts like me to stare at and sexualize to the point of putting it on my website and writing bullshit that doesn’t matter about the pics…like about how I’ve never fucked a redhead – or how redheads have super strength due to their species being left out in the woods to die after they were born and their parents assumed they were product of the devil…..which makes sense…. So she posted a bikini picture on her social media…an old pic probably, because she’s in Canada and not in a bikini, Canada has that effect on women…but pull one from the archive like it’s fresh, the perverts won’t know the difference, recycle that shit…even though I KNOW….and when a girl not in a bikini posts a bikini pic…she’s doing it for the likes…oh…I just checked…apparently these are some fresh bikini pics from the hotel pool…good hustle…I like it. The post Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is an old timer model because she’s pushing 30, but only a recent player in the Victoria’s Secret scene, probably in the last 3 years, which I guess in a 10 year career of a model is the equivalent of 10 years of her career, and really it’s the only years that matter, where she’s getting paid – because prior to VS she was doing titty photoshoots like a thirsty instagram girl…only in her case, it worked on a bigger scale than most instagram girls, who really only get sugardaddies out of the whole thing…. She’s at an event, apparently you can see a tit, I don’t see a tit, I see what looks like a trashy, old, tired, rough around the edges, Russian despite being Sweeden, Titty model that pulled a scam and got into VS because Candice wanted a break and this one looked most like her…but who knows…. Here are some of her lingerie pics for the Evil Panty Emperor….. The post Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid is a Model in a Magazine of the Day

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In case you weren’t a believer that BELLA HADID was a model…and you just assumed that BELLA HADID was a rich kid, with an older sister who is also a rich kid, and a mom who is a fame whore reality TV star, who shamelessly wanted attention so bad she did some show about vapid rich housewives…while her other stepsons did some other reality show and her other stepdaughters did another reality show…in the whole LA scene is some incestuous, vortex from hell of these vain egotistical rich people sucking each other’s dicks while having this superiority complex that gets them hired by idiot brands trying to get a piece of that action…making them all more money…. Here’s the Sunday Times Fashion Insert proving she’s a model…because they don’t just feature vapid rich kids that aren’t even that hot…they feature vapid rich kids that aren’t that hot but that tricked the world into thinking they are models…. That’s how journalism works…they’d never lie to us…meaning Bella Hadid is REAL..just look how she poses – how could that be a lie… The post Bella Hadid is a Model in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton… The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK…. Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton…. She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did… The post Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton’s monster tits are in Vogue Thailand, a very prestigious bootleg that is usually full of Lady Boys used as a menu for the british Tourists coming for to come in Lady Boys…idea children…at least that’s what I assume goes on a VOGUE Thailand, because that’s the only thing that really goes on in Thailand…the latest fashions aren’t that interesting to locals…but rather the latest ways to see your children to tourists is… DOESN’T MATTER…..what does matter is that Kate Upton is still as prestigious as she once was – after buying her career with her Washing Machine inheritance – her great – grandfather invented the washing machine – so that she could have a career as the monster mid-western 17 year old tits dudes jerked off to…before the rest of her caught up with her by 19…and she was forced to live fat in shame in the corner..until realizing “My boyfriend is an athlete and we have a gym in my house, maybe I should use it, so that magazines like VOGUE THAILAND feature me like I matter”….all while trying to continue her acting career that only happened because she was viral internet popular…you know…but her tits…they are bigger than my head and that is always fun. The post Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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BElla Hadid Relaxing and Recharging of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want you all to know, in the even that you were really concerned, that Bella Hadid had a relaxing weekend in what I assume was the motherland, my Motherland, not her motherland, Mexico…cuz she’s Palestinian and probably wouldn’t be there supporting Palestine, as all her employers are Jewish and she’s practically Jewish…and shouldn’t really be on the whole “down with the Jews” with her people…because she’s got money to make, and she’s so far removed from Palestine that it just makes for cool conversation to have when people ask why she’s brown-ish….and strapped with suicide bombs… I mean…this girl is more valley girl than Anything, up on some Clueless shit, but less clueless than all the people who follow her, support her, think she’s hot or meaningful so brands continue to use her in campaigns….it makes zero fucking sense to me. But she’s in a bikini, recharging from all that work of having to show up to have your picture taken – which feels good on the ego…and that’s a good enough distraction from everything else that’s relatively shit about her…which happens to be most things besides her inheritance and I guess now the money she’s banked for herself…instead of spreading it amongst people who need it – brands like throwing fuel in the rich person fire…disgusting…. There’s more… The post BElla Hadid Relaxing and Recharging of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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